I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
I've worn many faces over the years:
- Smurf (with my sister)
- Army man
- Dick Tracy
- Pee-Wee Herman
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
also my dog to me: I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR AN HOUR I AM SO WIRED I JUST WANT TO RUN AND YOU BETTER NOT LOOK AT ME OR I WILL GRAB YOUR HAND WITH MY LITTLE TEEFS
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
For real, I think my biggest worry - the thing that scares me the most about this puppy - is that I'm going to get it wrong and that some mistake, some error, is going to lead to him permanently being bad or misbehaving. That he'll be forever ruined somehow.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
Enjoy the Biscuit pic because this isn't light stuff. 🧵
Maybe you've heard by now, but a church in Michigan got shot up. Four dead, more hurt, all but building destroyed by fire. A church shooting is tragically old hat by now, but this time it was a church of MY faith, MY religion.
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
- lick your face until it's only muscle and sinew left
- snuggle up next to you for naps
- love you unconditionally
Will also:
- attack your shorts and socks like they're alien invaders
- stay just out of reach for hours when it's time to go inside
vs
my puppy on a walk in midday August
vs
my puppy on a walk in midday August
We have made it to that blessed realm which our ancient forebears referred to as "Friday."
Let us celebrate with random dances and memes.
We have made it to that blessed realm which our ancient forebears referred to as "Friday."
Let us celebrate with random dances and memes.
He's a lot, but he's the sweetest handful. #RiskItBiscuit
He's a lot, but he's the sweetest handful. #RiskItBiscuit
more in love with each passing day.
To Tamara, the best friend, buddy, partner, cheerleader, coach, counselor, guide and co-conspirator a nerd like me could ever hope to dupe into marrying them.
more in love with each passing day.
To Tamara, the best friend, buddy, partner, cheerleader, coach, counselor, guide and co-conspirator a nerd like me could ever hope to dupe into marrying them.
18 years with:
more smiles than frowns
more laughs than sighs
more heartfelt than heartache
more beaming than screaming
18 years with:
more smiles than frowns
more laughs than sighs
more heartfelt than heartache
more beaming than screaming
Good thing we sprayed the yard for fleas last week.
Good thing we sprayed the yard for fleas last week.
Some of my LDS and LDS-adjacent friends who have been on LDS Twitter will recognize the name
Some of my LDS and LDS-adjacent friends who have been on LDS Twitter will recognize the name