Krimsin King
@krimsin.bsky.social
Owned by Nymeria the Havanese. Multi-genre indie author. Allegedly an educator. Most likely to be shitposting at 3AM while summoning the Muses via caffeine & chaos.
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This fucking timeline…🤦🏽♀️
The Jewish Space Lasers lady is currently the voice of reason.
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This fucking timeline…🤦🏽♀️
Doc: We are just going to meld the tissues.
Me: cool light it up.
Doc: After, so in the off chance it gets infected, what were your allergies again?
Me: keflex and metals so nbd
Doc: We just used silver nitrate.
Me: well fuck…
Good thing I got that allergy serum less than a week ago.
Me: cool light it up.
Doc: After, so in the off chance it gets infected, what were your allergies again?
Me: keflex and metals so nbd
Doc: We just used silver nitrate.
Me: well fuck…
Good thing I got that allergy serum less than a week ago.
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Doc: We are just going to meld the tissues.
Me: cool light it up.
Doc: After, so in the off chance it gets infected, what were your allergies again?
Me: keflex and metals so nbd
Doc: We just used silver nitrate.
Me: well fuck…
Good thing I got that allergy serum less than a week ago.
Me: cool light it up.
Doc: After, so in the off chance it gets infected, what were your allergies again?
Me: keflex and metals so nbd
Doc: We just used silver nitrate.
Me: well fuck…
Good thing I got that allergy serum less than a week ago.
I loathe sitting in the gyno’s office and it being cold AF. They know we are half dressed and waiting for thirty minutes in here. Come in, poke, prod, tell me the mortal portal is fine, surgery was a success, please. I have autonomic hypothermia on my chart, so let’s not have marination in it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I loathe sitting in the gyno’s office and it being cold AF. They know we are half dressed and waiting for thirty minutes in here. Come in, poke, prod, tell me the mortal portal is fine, surgery was a success, please. I have autonomic hypothermia on my chart, so let’s not have marination in it.
The vibes today are just weird. Mercury is definitely in the microwave, chugging Gatorade.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The vibes today are just weird. Mercury is definitely in the microwave, chugging Gatorade.
Gentle reminder Weather Service forçat offices are open every day, around the clock, and were understaffed before this admin. Now, further understaffed, and working like all the other Fed workers, without pay. At least it’s as simple as leaving a “1” off vs missing a dangerous storm.
When DOGE and Republicans think NOAA is wasteful spending…
this weather map is truly unhinged.
November 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gentle reminder Weather Service forçat offices are open every day, around the clock, and were understaffed before this admin. Now, further understaffed, and working like all the other Fed workers, without pay. At least it’s as simple as leaving a “1” off vs missing a dangerous storm.
I can say I feel far better waking up this morning than say a year ago. Now, to keep up that momentum.
a large wave is crashing on the shore of a beach .
ALT: a large wave is crashing on the shore of a beach .
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November 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I can say I feel far better waking up this morning than say a year ago. Now, to keep up that momentum.
Today was a two Monsters before 3pm kind of day y’all.
November 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Today was a two Monsters before 3pm kind of day y’all.
November 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
When @redbull.com Iced Vanilla Berry is back to order and you see a stupid amount of little drink flats delivered to my font door, no tf you didn’t. Listen this drink alone may help me complete this WiP, if not the entire series. I’m so excited!
a woman in a blue shirt is dancing with her arms outstretched and a caption that says when the caffeine hits .
ALT: a woman in a blue shirt is dancing with her arms outstretched and a caption that says when the caffeine hits .
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November 3, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When @redbull.com Iced Vanilla Berry is back to order and you see a stupid amount of little drink flats delivered to my font door, no tf you didn’t. Listen this drink alone may help me complete this WiP, if not the entire series. I’m so excited!
Somehow in the craziness of finding an emergency foster for the kitten last night I convinced myself that my FMC needed a better life catastrophe. So I will now go back and rewrite in husband’s hubris as his cod rather a human act. It feels oddly more fitting. Inspo is so random. #amwriting
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Somehow in the craziness of finding an emergency foster for the kitten last night I convinced myself that my FMC needed a better life catastrophe. So I will now go back and rewrite in husband’s hubris as his cod rather a human act. It feels oddly more fitting. Inspo is so random. #amwriting
Me, I’m going to be responsible and write tonight.
Universe: Son picks up a stray cat and I have to scramble at midnight to find it a safe place for it to go. And accidentally find the purrfect place for him.
So no writing. But, I feel strangely good.
Universe: Son picks up a stray cat and I have to scramble at midnight to find it a safe place for it to go. And accidentally find the purrfect place for him.
So no writing. But, I feel strangely good.
October 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Me, I’m going to be responsible and write tonight.
Universe: Son picks up a stray cat and I have to scramble at midnight to find it a safe place for it to go. And accidentally find the purrfect place for him.
So no writing. But, I feel strangely good.
Universe: Son picks up a stray cat and I have to scramble at midnight to find it a safe place for it to go. And accidentally find the purrfect place for him.
So no writing. But, I feel strangely good.
Not often do I have reason to opine on F1, but yay for Lewis! Now, for a W tomorrow, or at the least a podium… #formulaone
October 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Not often do I have reason to opine on F1, but yay for Lewis! Now, for a W tomorrow, or at the least a podium… #formulaone
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NEW: if you’re planning on taking I-5 to the No Kings rally, you might wanna leave now. In order to disrupt our protests, they’re shutting parts of it down. meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...
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October 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
NEW: if you’re planning on taking I-5 to the No Kings rally, you might wanna leave now. In order to disrupt our protests, they’re shutting parts of it down. meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...
Freedom of the Press, PERIOD!
October 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Freedom of the Press, PERIOD!
1375 words tonight. Not bad for rewetting the brain after a couple weeks off. This chapter is out of order, but I’ve had it buzzing for weeks. The final part hit at about midnight, so I figured I could knock some bones of it out before I start my new class in a couple hours. #5amclub
October 13, 2025 at 6:41 AM
1375 words tonight. Not bad for rewetting the brain after a couple weeks off. This chapter is out of order, but I’ve had it buzzing for weeks. The final part hit at about midnight, so I figured I could knock some bones of it out before I start my new class in a couple hours. #5amclub
Did I skip some chapters to get this one that’s been pinging in my head? Yup. Is it perfect? Not remotely, but the skeleton of it is there. It’s not like I haven’t jumped around before.
Song I looped during the sprint:
open.spotify.com/track/6rD7CV...
#amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky
Song I looped during the sprint:
open.spotify.com/track/6rD7CV...
#amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky
Chalk Outlines
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October 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Did I skip some chapters to get this one that’s been pinging in my head? Yup. Is it perfect? Not remotely, but the skeleton of it is there. It’s not like I haven’t jumped around before.
Song I looped during the sprint:
open.spotify.com/track/6rD7CV...
#amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky
Song I looped during the sprint:
open.spotify.com/track/6rD7CV...
#amwriting #writingcommunity #writersky
When you accidentally cloned yourself but made it male. But, now he’s 21 and this is what he does for entertainment. Then he gets sidetracked to watch a film. #onlychild
October 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
When you accidentally cloned yourself but made it male. But, now he’s 21 and this is what he does for entertainment. Then he gets sidetracked to watch a film. #onlychild
Did they just tie Evelyn Hartley in with the Ed Gein story on Netflix? OMFG yessss!
October 4, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Did they just tie Evelyn Hartley in with the Ed Gein story on Netflix? OMFG yessss!
Me breaking apart lyrics, linguistics, and lore the mister listening to the composition of the songs it’s almost comical. Album, The Life of a Showgirl is very bottle of pink champagne. Say what you want but Taylor Swift, but her multi layered creativity is indisputable.
a woman in a red dress is standing on a stage in front of a crowd .
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October 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Me breaking apart lyrics, linguistics, and lore the mister listening to the composition of the songs it’s almost comical. Album, The Life of a Showgirl is very bottle of pink champagne. Say what you want but Taylor Swift, but her multi layered creativity is indisputable.
I went from super excited my merch was shipping early, to maybe by release day Friday, now no it MIGHT be here Monday now. It’s so on brand for being up here. At least I can listen this even at 11
October 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I went from super excited my merch was shipping early, to maybe by release day Friday, now no it MIGHT be here Monday now. It’s so on brand for being up here. At least I can listen this even at 11
There were auroras this evening. Instead of the usual set up, I sat in the car and grabbed some photos. This was my favourite photo taken at approximately 11 pm.
October 1, 2025 at 7:31 AM
There were auroras this evening. Instead of the usual set up, I sat in the car and grabbed some photos. This was my favourite photo taken at approximately 11 pm.
I’m hoping to have the energy to brush out Nymeria tomorrow.
October 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I’m hoping to have the energy to brush out Nymeria tomorrow.
My Life of a Showgirl merch appears to probably be arriving Wednesday. If that’s the case, im elated beyond belief. I for one love the orange cardigan. And the Mister preordered the OG album the night it dropped for a (belated) 23rd anniversary gift, to add to my vinyl collection.
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My Life of a Showgirl merch appears to probably be arriving Wednesday. If that’s the case, im elated beyond belief. I for one love the orange cardigan. And the Mister preordered the OG album the night it dropped for a (belated) 23rd anniversary gift, to add to my vinyl collection.
One of the reasons I’ve been quiet is I had a large surgery looming. Complete hysterectomy, salpingo-oophorectomy. Basically yeeted hotel uteriti and its defunct egg farm. I was sent home approx 12 hours afterwards. I hope to get back to finishing draft one of I’ll Be Home soon. #Hysterectomy
a woman laying in a hospital bed with the words am i good to be discharged below her
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September 30, 2025 at 5:31 AM
One of the reasons I’ve been quiet is I had a large surgery looming. Complete hysterectomy, salpingo-oophorectomy. Basically yeeted hotel uteriti and its defunct egg farm. I was sent home approx 12 hours afterwards. I hope to get back to finishing draft one of I’ll Be Home soon. #Hysterectomy
Thank you @debbie156.bsky.social for including me in your Call to Action Pack! #BoycottDisney! Honored to be included. Sharing as we are #StrongerTogether! bsky.app/profile/did:...
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September 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM