Krinkle
@krinkle.bsky.social
He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
he/him
Either i accidentally bought a mood ring crochet hook from japan's Tulip corporation or this discount bernat baby blanket yarn leaks blue dye like crazy because my ergonomic hook was all pink when i got it and
like damn is this scarf gonna make my neck blue or what
like damn is this scarf gonna make my neck blue or what
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Either i accidentally bought a mood ring crochet hook from japan's Tulip corporation or this discount bernat baby blanket yarn leaks blue dye like crazy because my ergonomic hook was all pink when i got it and
like damn is this scarf gonna make my neck blue or what
like damn is this scarf gonna make my neck blue or what
There's a turtle on an application to art school in a magazine and you're not drawing it
why aren't you drawing it
why aren't you drawing it
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There's a turtle on an application to art school in a magazine and you're not drawing it
why aren't you drawing it
why aren't you drawing it
This used to be a burger king and it got turned into a popeyes eight months ago and still hasn't officially opened and it's making the county insanely angry that they have to drive by it every goddamned day and there's no chicken sandwiches to be had
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This used to be a burger king and it got turned into a popeyes eight months ago and still hasn't officially opened and it's making the county insanely angry that they have to drive by it every goddamned day and there's no chicken sandwiches to be had
I know there's ways around this. I could just copy and paste into a text document and print from there. but I think firefox's print options should include "please don't include pictures" just on the off chance that it wants to waste all my color ink on 3 pictures of the cornbread box i already own
November 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I know there's ways around this. I could just copy and paste into a text document and print from there. but I think firefox's print options should include "please don't include pictures" just on the off chance that it wants to waste all my color ink on 3 pictures of the cornbread box i already own
deep sigh of relief. Christ. I heard someone say it the other way and he made fun of me, for being right. said, do you go around saying don kwixote? no? exactly.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
deep sigh of relief. Christ. I heard someone say it the other way and he made fun of me, for being right. said, do you go around saying don kwixote? no? exactly.
if this was a gun i would go to the movie gun database to find out what type of gun it is. Is there a movie hat database? what kind of hat is this. The no hat. The hat that is ashamed of form.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if this was a gun i would go to the movie gun database to find out what type of gun it is. Is there a movie hat database? what kind of hat is this. The no hat. The hat that is ashamed of form.
everything reminds me of majora's mask
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
everything reminds me of majora's mask
I crocheted the phone thing what apple wants big bucks for. this yarn was supposed to look like stripes but i made the stripes too long and now it looks like bacon. I have made a bacon phone cosey
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I crocheted the phone thing what apple wants big bucks for. this yarn was supposed to look like stripes but i made the stripes too long and now it looks like bacon. I have made a bacon phone cosey
Heart... Murmur.... that's a joke son. I'm too fast for you. Gotta keep your eye on the ball.
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Heart... Murmur.... that's a joke son. I'm too fast for you. Gotta keep your eye on the ball.
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
(aside to scarecrow) nice kid but he's about as sharp as a bowling ball
What an odd thing to say
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
What an odd thing to say
These guys rule. Top ten goon squad of all time. The fits are incredible, just doing a perpetual military parade in your honor. Got their own song. S tier.
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
These guys rule. Top ten goon squad of all time. The fits are incredible, just doing a perpetual military parade in your honor. Got their own song. S tier.
I've never been so glad to have already looked up all the weird old timey words because of gilbert & sullivan to appreciate aver in this little dude's song
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I've never been so glad to have already looked up all the weird old timey words because of gilbert & sullivan to appreciate aver in this little dude's song
When dorothy sings the lyrics "[the witch] was riding on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch"
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
When dorothy sings the lyrics "[the witch] was riding on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch"
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
she suddenly looked embarrassed and I thought oh she used 1910's vernacular and regrets it. Thumbing for a hitch is slang the munchkins wouldn't know. But no she poked glenda during her story, that's all
I mean i thought it was that kind of party
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I mean i thought it was that kind of party
hmmm i wonder if this article was written by AI
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
hmmm i wonder if this article was written by AI
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the LLM to tell you why LLMs are bad.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the LLM to tell you why LLMs are bad.
If I had so many surgeries I was windmill dunked into the uncanny valley forever I would briefly search for the death becomes her elixir before donning the Komusō basket, becoming an itinerant monk playing my flute in permanent peripatetic exile but also no i wouldn't.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If I had so many surgeries I was windmill dunked into the uncanny valley forever I would briefly search for the death becomes her elixir before donning the Komusō basket, becoming an itinerant monk playing my flute in permanent peripatetic exile but also no i wouldn't.
I feel like if you're walking around with a feather in your cap you gotta have a sense of humor. as always It's the shots you don't take that hurt the most
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I feel like if you're walking around with a feather in your cap you gotta have a sense of humor. as always It's the shots you don't take that hurt the most
I can't believe we've been calling Dumping Truck by his nickname all this time
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I can't believe we've been calling Dumping Truck by his nickname all this time
I get I'm basically doing this but if the long term math did work out they'd still do it because they view us as adversarial in the laffer curve they have up on their walls next to dilbert
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I get I'm basically doing this but if the long term math did work out they'd still do it because they view us as adversarial in the laffer curve they have up on their walls next to dilbert
I really fuckin hate these things and after the second time giving myself a blister from the oven this week I'm just getting madder and madder wondering why i don't have the classic style oven glove that covers your thumb and wrists like what the FUCK. executive function asleep at the wheel
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I really fuckin hate these things and after the second time giving myself a blister from the oven this week I'm just getting madder and madder wondering why i don't have the classic style oven glove that covers your thumb and wrists like what the FUCK. executive function asleep at the wheel
if this was five years ago i'd say "there should be a website where you upload a picture of glasses and then it tells you what glasses those are and how to get them" but now it's like what are you asking for are you asking for ai? it would just lie to you. anyway i want these
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
if this was five years ago i'd say "there should be a website where you upload a picture of glasses and then it tells you what glasses those are and how to get them" but now it's like what are you asking for are you asking for ai? it would just lie to you. anyway i want these
not happy w/ the beak but i bs'ed a larger comb real nice
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
not happy w/ the beak but i bs'ed a larger comb real nice
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit
if this was 1/4th as big the only instructions was just kind of loop some yarn across until it looks beak like and that has an upper limit to when it starts to look like shit