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Krinkle
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He's just this guy, you know?
he/him
I heard she hates him for a bad reason but lol anyway
December 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
oh i was going to be a devils advocate and say there were two times this would work but then i realized the first one i was thinking of wouldn;t
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
it can be two things
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
so much vocabulary skill checks are just class markers they had to take words like regatta out of the SATs because how often do non rich people get to give a fuck about special parties that boat owners throw themselves
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the IQ test offered to columbo was
which word doesn't belong: asphalt leave uncle delight
and even having it explained, french leave, dutch uncle, turkish delight
who cares
the fuck is a dutch uncle or french leave? I'm less intelligent for not having being exposed to 1880s slang
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it was called what i'd say to the martians and other tales, something along those lines. only two of his skits were pulled the rest are ones that aired so there wasn't as much novelty to them
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I think carl weathers might not need to bum so many soup bones to get a stew going if he had not pooh poohed this skit jack handy wrote
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
jack handy's book has a similar conundrum he wrote a skit for carl weathers coming off of predator where he'd be a sheriff who refused to say in the battle of bees v zombies which humans should support. everyone keeps trying to goad him into picking a side and he just says who cares, not our problem
December 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
anyway upon rewatch it was corn syrup and nobody would do that. That was also the joke and i've been candying up my breakfast sausages for no reason
December 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the first part i've seen a mad scientist flip too many levers or pour too many potions, i'm not sure. I've definitely seen a conductor go too hard on the orchestra and have to re-fold down his dickie or whatever you call it. white front of his tux that rolls up like window blinds
December 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
penny'll start a fire
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
now's the time to get into stop motion animation have those lil guys walk around the table and blink
December 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was there on opening day. The guy told me about curry goat. It's a feel good meal, you eat it and you just... (gestures to torso, smiles) feel good. I wonder if they just thaw meals out of a distributor now or how it works. it's got a two stage mantrap to get the food like the office in uncut gems
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM