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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 3h

keep having this recurring intrusive thought about someday i'm gonna call someone a pervert as it's shorthand for "cares way too much about something" and have to explain it to my nephew. ends up with nephew calling his preschool teacher a nap pervert. always telling us it's nap time.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4h

this lady keeps posting about her beetlejuice sweater she got for halloween but it's clearly a freddy kreuger sweater. The stripes are the wrong color, they go the wrong direction. beetlejuice doesn't even wear sweaters. I know that Kant would completely ruin her but what would other philosophers do

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4h

Day 2 of owning one (1) slightly used vintage nice sweater and not spilling anything on my belly like a fucking oaf

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4h

people on here will post anything "gargamel had sycophants" no he didn't. that isn't true.

Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4h

i always confuse this with the 2000's newspaper comic over the hedge
a hedge is a kind of garden wall imo
people keep saying "who wants to watch over the garden wall" and i'm like the boomer comic about turtles and squirrels? what?

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4h

i think it's cool that they stopped adding types once they invented fairy type and it beats everything that used to be cool and can only be defeated by carrying slime around in your pocket. like , the ultimate pokemon is gay and you have to be team rocket and battle w/ farts if you don't like it

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 13h

oh i never used that one. If i googled i might have found it

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 13h

every time i see a joke about the two guards someone asks both of them several questions to figure it out and it's actually very easy because of the test questions but that's not the deal! I am vibrating like a dryer with a brick in it because of trying not to argue with every joke i see

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 14h

for years i was told, you can google that. You should probably google that. Instead of answering your question i will link you to "let me google that for you dot com" but look at us now. Google's shit and only I, the lazy oaf, am prepared for this awful new world where only people can be trusted

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earth wind and spiders @yuzupool.bsky.social · 21h

the people yearn for bugs bunny schtick. get us another hot shots movie NOW

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23h

I was about to clear a very difficult stake in Balatro and had the Joker that adds a multiplier every time you sell a card and was going into the final hand and rerolling and selling cards and accidentally sold the joker. Maybe none of that makes sense to you but imagine a Greek myth about hubris.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 23h

discovering insane edits recently

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

had this stuck in my head all day, no reason

Bugs Bunny's square dance in 'Hillbilly Hare' (best quality + subtitles!).mp4

YouTube video by Mickey Mouse

www.youtube.com

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

one hand clap to the beat

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

Number is very sad

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

The tweet that crashed the stock market today doesn't even sound like trump has ever sounded. I think like half the panic is that they're obviously weekend and Bernie's-ing him

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking back on it now, I don't think babies gotta do any of those things Tommy pickles said they gotta do.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 1d

at the end of HIM if i knew more about football would i recognize those jerseys like is that a deep cut calling johnny unitas the devil

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 2d

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Ted McCormick @tedmccormick.bsky.social · 2d

This also indicates the essential dishonesty of saying “it’s just a tool.” A hammer is a tool. Nobody writes about the “inevitability” of hammers. Nobody has ever studied the harmful effects of hammers on learning and concluded that teachers must all hit their students with hammers “responsibly.”

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

some day i will be done w/ clown blanket. six and three quarters more rows.

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 2d

a tulpa is an imaginary friend that went too far

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 3d

every time i replay this i believe with my whole heart i have never done this dlc and every time i'm like oh i have done this. Right now i believe i have never played it even once and yet i somehow know there's a power suit that talks to you in a cave and nothing else about it

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Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4d

maybe do a border row of triangles to fill in the zig zags and put some tassels on the corners if you think a 1 y/o can be trusted with tassels. probably no tassels now that I think about it

Krinkle @krinkle.bsky.social · 4d

i'm going for, somewhere between clown nonsense and a perfect grade of colors that make logical sense like i don't want to do color theory but i don't want to have an eyesore. i think two or three more rows and then i'll mirror it back on the other side so it'll just kind of look, okay
its for a 1yo

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