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Zoeytrope
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There are 3 kinds of Bluesky user:
1. Was just kicked in the head by a horse
2. Raised in Plato's cave where they were only shown 2010s tumblr posts
3. Normal
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
“Do not comply” motherfuckers when the chips are down: “uwu make sure to comply!”
I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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I’m seeing posts from people (outside of MN) about how US citizens should carry their passports.

And let me say that *inside* MN, we are calmly responding to requests with: “No, I don’t have to show you any documentation.”

Because that’s how you protect everyone, regardless of immigration status.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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before renee, there was viola.

their stories have so much in common, it’s like history itself is screaming at us to pay attention. honor their memories, fight like hell with fire in your belly and love in your heart.
January 15, 2026 at 7:20 PM
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i will not vote for any democrat who didn't explicitly say they will abolish ICE and the DHS.
January 15, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I love history, I love fun facts :)
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
January 15, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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A U.S. president cannot be held accountable. Therefore, a U.S. president must never make a policy decision.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
"Dullahan" is a cute name for a boy
This is an AMAZING way to keep your child anonymous online
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Vonnegut couldn’t have known how fucking hard he was cooking with Harrison Bergeron. Just straight up sinking shit from the half court
Utterly COOKED. Yeah I wouldn’t let him babysit, that’s for sure!
January 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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hard to see another country living your dream
SEOUL, Jan 13 (Reuters) - South Korea's special prosecutor on Tuesday requested the death penalty for former president Yoon Suk Yeol on charges of insurrection over his brief imposition of martial law in December 2024.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The indie game of all time. The Steam version needs a refresh/revival a-la Simogo Legacy Collection, but $2 is basically free!
Need a little more mystical, musical, mystery in your January? Look no further than Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP on Steam — it’s on sale for 75% off until January 19th! 🌙

Take a gander here: store.steampowered.com/app/204060/S...
January 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Renee Good was killed a mile from where a cop murdered George Floyd you craven, duplicitous wimp.
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.

As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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more and more lately i’ve been thinking, christ, they’ll murder you for any reason, they’ll do it for no reason, they’ll do it while your back is turned or while you’re driving away. what incentive do i have NOT to laugh in their stupid fucking hog faces
January 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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They're calling it the imperial boomerang, folks. They say it's the biggest boomerang they've ever seen, maybe even a plane of some kind. Whatever it is, it's coming right back to us, right back to us. The haters say it's not returning to the imperial core, but folks it's called a boomerang for a re
January 10, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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she’s lying, obviously. we can see the video with our own eyes. but it’s so interesting that they’re suddenly so willing to believe a car is a deadly weapon when they ignored the 100 documented instances of right wingers hitting protesters with their cars in 2020.
Noem: "People need to stop using their vehicles as weapons ... it's clear that it's being coordinated. People are being trained"
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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All the robots that fall down and don’t work at CES this year are proof you should not build something in the image of a man. Biblical hubris. Robots should look like Battlebots, do one thing poorly for the first ten years and then sorta get good, like vacuum robots.
January 8, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The untarnished soul yearns for poultices
4 yo bonked herself in the noggin and is now trying to treat herself by taping a pack of fruit snacks to her head
January 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Oh yeah hang on
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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it’s so important to approach an unpredictable situation with a chill attitude
January 6, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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If you're ever confused about what fascism is here's a perfect definition: capital teaming with the state to do oppression
January 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Guys if you haven't watched it yet, this 4 part YouTube miniseries about how the first transatlantic telegraph line in the mid 19th century is like the tv show HOME IMPROVEMENT is one of the best things I watched in 2025 youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...
The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois
YouTube video by Secret Base
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January 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM