“boobjob or foot job?”
uhmm, i’m anti labor, and you work hard enough queen 🤨

to all the people who responded to my happy easter text with “don’t you mean happy 420??”
shut the fuck up

me when i’m boycotting my medications: “lemme go off script for a second”

make a 3d model of an anatomically correct dog with a lil dog penis and sketchfab won’t flag it as a restricted listing;; but god forbid you make an anatomically correct furry wolf woman, now your whole account is under review 🙄

icloud mail is by far the worst email client i’ve ever had the displeasure of having to use!!! do not use it if you expect to get your emails the same day they’re sent 😠

We're gonna move fast and break things. Sometimes we'll make mistakes. If we remove the wrong organ we'll put it back in. We are disrupting surgery

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

gotta admit i’m a sucker for a good ad

a advertisement love to see me comin

art is therapeutic forsure but it can also be… anti-therapeutic if that makes sense?

Mood.

I should not have to trot out arguments like "actually this investment in public health abroad keeps the world safer and in so doing it makes you safer as well" because, well, I think it panders to the selfish

I'm perfectly OK with people I don't know getting help. My charitable giving is not waste

One of these days we're gonna have to reckon with the fact that "money that I spend which does not directly benefit me is a waste" is a popular sentiment.

I think we should state plainly that this is selfish on its face.

And stupid when you have awareness which extends beyond your nose.

me to my fries in the air fryer/america to every brown nation: surrender that oil, bitch

I think that maybe the biggest thing I learned from David Lynch is that the pursuit of creativity and art is paved with "weird" and "cringe" and "corny". Don't let that stop you from walking the path.

rest in peace red dye no.3, my microbiome will miss you

trying to get back to who i was before Everything Changed

yall naked on here too ☠️

new in town. what’s good to eat around here?
#addtoblacksky