Kristine Simon 🍀
@kristinesimon.bsky.social
Homesick GenX Texan living on the best coast. College football and F1 enthusiasts, dark humorist, futurist, nerd plus all around bandwagoner and lover of the spectacle, especially live music.
#Hookem #RollTide #FightOn
#Longhorns #CrimsonTide #Trojans
#Hookem #RollTide #FightOn
#Longhorns #CrimsonTide #Trojans
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Donate to Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood, organized by Kristine Simon
On July 4, 2025, a massive flash flood ravaged the Texas Hill Country. First and … Kristine Simon needs your support for Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood
gofund.me
Those floods in Texas broke my heart 💔 especially the little girls from Camp Mystic.
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
Reposted by Kristine Simon 🍀
The 2025 Dallas Cowboys
November 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The 2025 Dallas Cowboys
Going to the Newport Beach Film Festival’s closing party tonight… and seeing #Frankenstein as imagined by Guillermo Del Toro #NBFF and party is at my favorite garden, Shermans Garden 🎬🎥🎞️ @markdsimon.bsky.social is my handsome escort
October 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Going to the Newport Beach Film Festival’s closing party tonight… and seeing #Frankenstein as imagined by Guillermo Del Toro #NBFF and party is at my favorite garden, Shermans Garden 🎬🎥🎞️ @markdsimon.bsky.social is my handsome escort
I look possessed with three screens watching Texas, Bama, and USC games…
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I look possessed with three screens watching Texas, Bama, and USC games…
Happy 🐘 and Pissed off 🤘🏼… Roll Tide Roll and WTF Texas! Interesting day with the UCLA upset, you have to love college football 🏈
October 5, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Happy 🐘 and Pissed off 🤘🏼… Roll Tide Roll and WTF Texas! Interesting day with the UCLA upset, you have to love college football 🏈
Reposted by Kristine Simon 🍀
Those floods in Texas broke my heart 💔 especially the little girls from Camp Mystic.
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
Donate to Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood, organized by Kristine Simon
On July 4, 2025, a massive flash flood ravaged the Texas Hill Country. First and … Kristine Simon needs your support for Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood
gofund.me
July 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Those floods in Texas broke my heart 💔 especially the little girls from Camp Mystic.
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
September 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Uber drivers play classical music because…
August 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Sometimes I wonder if Uber drivers play classical music because…
Reposted by Kristine Simon 🍀
Four seasons into F1: Drive to Survive and am I correct in saying that Ferrari is F1’s Dallas Cowboys?
July 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Four seasons into F1: Drive to Survive and am I correct in saying that Ferrari is F1’s Dallas Cowboys?
Those floods in Texas broke my heart 💔 especially the little girls from Camp Mystic.
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
Donate to Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood, organized by Kristine Simon
On July 4, 2025, a massive flash flood ravaged the Texas Hill Country. First and … Kristine Simon needs your support for Help George Rebuild After Texas Flood
gofund.me
July 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Those floods in Texas broke my heart 💔 especially the little girls from Camp Mystic.
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
My stepdad was also affected, he lost his livelihood in less than hour when the river rose 27. Consider sharing my go fund me or donating #kerrville #texasflood #flashflood ❤️ gofund.me/1bb5e067
Tonight’s going to be a good day 🎶
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tonight’s going to be a good day 🎶
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
@mattbelloni.bsky.social try the the Purple Pig in Chicago 🍽️😋
May 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
@mattbelloni.bsky.social try the the Purple Pig in Chicago 🍽️😋
Reposted by Kristine Simon 🍀
Breaking: The 12-team College Football Playoff will move to a straight seeding model this fall, rewarding the selection committee's top four teams -- and not automatically the highest-ranked conference champs -- with the top four seeds and a first-round bye, sources told Heather Dinich.
May 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Breaking: The 12-team College Football Playoff will move to a straight seeding model this fall, rewarding the selection committee's top four teams -- and not automatically the highest-ranked conference champs -- with the top four seeds and a first-round bye, sources told Heather Dinich.
May 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It was always HBO to me, and the other stuff on WB never appealed to my refined taste 🤪
May 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
It was always HBO to me, and the other stuff on WB never appealed to my refined taste 🤪
I heard that Mothers Day is lowest crime rate… and that’s because moms can’t commit crimes while they are brunch 🫢🤣
May 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I heard that Mothers Day is lowest crime rate… and that’s because moms can’t commit crimes while they are brunch 🫢🤣
Three considerations for RTO, select a space 1/ far from the loud talker 2/ not near loud eater, specifically someone who vultures the chips left over in kitchen in afternoon 3/ the agile station with working equipment is key, power surges can ruin a day #blahblah #crunchcrunch #zapzap #RTO
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Three considerations for RTO, select a space 1/ far from the loud talker 2/ not near loud eater, specifically someone who vultures the chips left over in kitchen in afternoon 3/ the agile station with working equipment is key, power surges can ruin a day #blahblah #crunchcrunch #zapzap #RTO
This season of Righteous Gemstones makes a case for Walton Goggins to get an Emmy… Baby Billy is iconic 🎥🎞️
May 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This season of Righteous Gemstones makes a case for Walton Goggins to get an Emmy… Baby Billy is iconic 🎥🎞️
Meet Sally, the protagonist for my new comic book
April 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Meet Sally, the protagonist for my new comic book