Kristine Simon 🍀
@kristinesimon.bsky.social
Homesick GenX Texan living on the best coast. College football and F1 enthusiasts, dark humorist, futurist, nerd plus all around bandwagoner and lover of the spectacle, especially live music.
#Hookem #RollTide #FightOn
#Longhorns #CrimsonTide #Trojans
#Hookem #RollTide #FightOn
#Longhorns #CrimsonTide #Trojans
Tonight’s going to be a good day 🎶
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tonight’s going to be a good day 🎶
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
Tonight’s the night!
This cat has been sitting in the catnip all day.
Meet Sally, the protagonist for my new comic book
April 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Meet Sally, the protagonist for my new comic book
Hello sunshine, the Iris
March 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Hello sunshine, the Iris
Some people use Waffle House as a way to track electricity outages during a storm. Now it’s the leading egg-flation gauge. “Want eggs with breakfast? Pay a surcharge.”
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Some people use Waffle House as a way to track electricity outages during a storm. Now it’s the leading egg-flation gauge. “Want eggs with breakfast? Pay a surcharge.”
Went to Farmers Market on Saturday and found some beautiful squash blossoms. I stuffed them with tzatziki and chopped Persian cucumbers… we ate them raw which was simple and delicious 🍽️
January 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Went to Farmers Market on Saturday and found some beautiful squash blossoms. I stuffed them with tzatziki and chopped Persian cucumbers… we ate them raw which was simple and delicious 🍽️
January 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
January 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 7, 2024 at 3:37 PM
December 6, 2024 at 11:33 PM
December 6, 2024 at 11:21 PM
The graphics are backwards, Colorado 10 vs 13 Texas Tech
November 9, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The graphics are backwards, Colorado 10 vs 13 Texas Tech
October 27, 2024 at 9:51 PM
October 27, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Working on my prize winning Seven-Chile Texas Chili for the annual Newport Harbor Elks Chili Cookoff. Mine is special because No beans or tomatoes… the base is coffee and Shiner Bock, and one secret ingredient; Vatican Red Pepper instead of cayenne this time. Wish me luck for back to back 🍀🤞🏼
October 11, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Working on my prize winning Seven-Chile Texas Chili for the annual Newport Harbor Elks Chili Cookoff. Mine is special because No beans or tomatoes… the base is coffee and Shiner Bock, and one secret ingredient; Vatican Red Pepper instead of cayenne this time. Wish me luck for back to back 🍀🤞🏼
It was a long rolling #earthquake at 7:26 AM PT. We felt it in Corona del Mar #OC
September 12, 2024 at 3:17 PM
It was a long rolling #earthquake at 7:26 AM PT. We felt it in Corona del Mar #OC
Dinner tonight was amazing 🙌🏻 Crab Pasta with Snap Peas and Mint 🍽️ @nytimes.com
September 10, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Dinner tonight was amazing 🙌🏻 Crab Pasta with Snap Peas and Mint 🍽️ @nytimes.com
Ameretto Cheesecake with chocolate graham crust and fresh sweet cherry sauce, chefs kiss 🍽️
August 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Ameretto Cheesecake with chocolate graham crust and fresh sweet cherry sauce, chefs kiss 🍽️
Happy St Patricks Day ☘️🤩🇮🇪
March 16, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Happy St Patricks Day ☘️🤩🇮🇪
I keep finding deaf peeps 🐥
March 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I keep finding deaf peeps 🐥