Joannstürzende Neubausom
@krystalbe.bsky.social
Giving myself permission to be the most annoying person on this site
Logging back into this app for the first time in over a year to find there’s no way I’m going to be able to live up to the promise of my bio
February 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Logging back into this app for the first time in over a year to find there’s no way I’m going to be able to live up to the promise of my bio
Genuinely has made me want to d*e 4 years running let’s see if I can pull off a massive change in character and not be bothered by it this year 🤞
October 29, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Genuinely has made me want to d*e 4 years running let’s see if I can pull off a massive change in character and not be bothered by it this year 🤞
Me when the author starts talking about Lacan
Object whatnow
October 8, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Me when the author starts talking about Lacan
I don’t think I’m very easy to alarm but every time I go back on twitter it’s somehow more fascist than the last time. Like right now the majority of boosted blue check replies are just outright undisguised race hatred
October 5, 2023 at 2:08 PM
I don’t think I’m very easy to alarm but every time I go back on twitter it’s somehow more fascist than the last time. Like right now the majority of boosted blue check replies are just outright undisguised race hatred
Afraid to tell people I think the Las Vegas sphere is stupid at best and dystopian at worst. You all really like that stupid sphere!
October 4, 2023 at 8:45 PM
Afraid to tell people I think the Las Vegas sphere is stupid at best and dystopian at worst. You all really like that stupid sphere!
Watched the depp v heard Netflix doc because I don’t respect my time nor anyone else’s
October 2, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Watched the depp v heard Netflix doc because I don’t respect my time nor anyone else’s
Parenthood will make you do things you never would have even imagined as a possibility before having kids. Like for example I recently emailed a professor of mathematical topology in my city to seek help untangling my toddler’s slinky. He did not respond, btw.
September 25, 2023 at 4:08 PM
Parenthood will make you do things you never would have even imagined as a possibility before having kids. Like for example I recently emailed a professor of mathematical topology in my city to seek help untangling my toddler’s slinky. He did not respond, btw.
Either they don’t call things fleek anymore or things aren’t as fleek as they used to be. I have no way of knowing which—I’m 35—just something I’ve observed.
September 18, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Either they don’t call things fleek anymore or things aren’t as fleek as they used to be. I have no way of knowing which—I’m 35—just something I’ve observed.
I could make a backwater YouTube channel questioning the mainstream Ukraine narrative and the motives of pharmaceutical companies without getting credibly accused of sex crimes but I’m built different.
September 18, 2023 at 1:44 PM
I could make a backwater YouTube channel questioning the mainstream Ukraine narrative and the motives of pharmaceutical companies without getting credibly accused of sex crimes but I’m built different.
Yesterday I was in denial about being in labor for so long (I wasn’t ready, still had shit on the to-do list) that by the time I was like okay maybe this IS labor the midwife came over and told me it was time to push. I successfully used denial to skip 20 hours of labor. That’s a win.
September 16, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Yesterday I was in denial about being in labor for so long (I wasn’t ready, still had shit on the to-do list) that by the time I was like okay maybe this IS labor the midwife came over and told me it was time to push. I successfully used denial to skip 20 hours of labor. That’s a win.
I just started my first watch ever of the godfather and already in the first Brando cuts in the first scene it’s just like… how does someone act that good?
September 14, 2023 at 11:28 AM
I just started my first watch ever of the godfather and already in the first Brando cuts in the first scene it’s just like… how does someone act that good?
so much depends
upon
a red parked
volvo
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
house
upon
a red parked
volvo
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
house
September 8, 2023 at 6:39 AM
so much depends
upon
a red parked
volvo
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
house
upon
a red parked
volvo
glazed with rain
water
beside the white
house
The most probable lasting millennial contribution to literature is using “f*ck” and “sh*t” in the titles of utterly forgettable self-help books
September 8, 2023 at 12:52 AM
The most probable lasting millennial contribution to literature is using “f*ck” and “sh*t” in the titles of utterly forgettable self-help books
Reposted by Joannstürzende Neubausom
On my deathbed, I will wish I spent more time at the office, as I kept my office wisely deathbed-free.
September 6, 2023 at 4:52 PM
On my deathbed, I will wish I spent more time at the office, as I kept my office wisely deathbed-free.
Sowing:
Interesting.
🤣
🤣
Working on it.
🤣
Interesting.
Reaping: clearly this is all the fault of the Jews.
Interesting.
🤣
🤣
Working on it.
🤣
Interesting.
Reaping: clearly this is all the fault of the Jews.
September 5, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Sowing:
Interesting.
🤣
🤣
Working on it.
🤣
Interesting.
Reaping: clearly this is all the fault of the Jews.
Interesting.
🤣
🤣
Working on it.
🤣
Interesting.
Reaping: clearly this is all the fault of the Jews.
Hetero masculinity can look like a lot of things but one trait it has no room for (without exception) is typing out “sigh” on a post.
September 4, 2023 at 2:15 PM
Hetero masculinity can look like a lot of things but one trait it has no room for (without exception) is typing out “sigh” on a post.
I’m just saying that nobody would make too big of a fuss if we quietly fenced off “black rock city” and let these people sort this out amongst themselves.
September 3, 2023 at 7:01 AM
I’m just saying that nobody would make too big of a fuss if we quietly fenced off “black rock city” and let these people sort this out amongst themselves.
Blowback is so good but every season has an ever-wider cast of characters and I have a medically certified goldfish brain, so I’m thinking I’ll skip this season and just go straight to a renewed hatred of America. That’s the decision which works best for MY family.
September 1, 2023 at 11:01 AM
Blowback is so good but every season has an ever-wider cast of characters and I have a medically certified goldfish brain, so I’m thinking I’ll skip this season and just go straight to a renewed hatred of America. That’s the decision which works best for MY family.
My son when we get to the LMNOP part of the alphabet song
August 29, 2023 at 12:08 PM
My son when we get to the LMNOP part of the alphabet song
I can’t believe I let those bastards get me like this. Rookie move.
Connections
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August 28, 2023 at 2:49 PM
I can’t believe I let those bastards get me like this. Rookie move.
Connections
Puzzle #78
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Hey guys, unsuccessfully tried to coup the most powerful world leader of the last thirty years. Aw well, nevertheless. Now to tidily pack myself and my co-conspirators onto a small plane and take a big sip of coffee…
August 23, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Hey guys, unsuccessfully tried to coup the most powerful world leader of the last thirty years. Aw well, nevertheless. Now to tidily pack myself and my co-conspirators onto a small plane and take a big sip of coffee…
Lol I was as surprised as anyone when Putin was like “oh just a little attempted coup during wartime, all water under the bridge.” Lol I am so credulous.
August 23, 2023 at 7:43 PM
Lol I was as surprised as anyone when Putin was like “oh just a little attempted coup during wartime, all water under the bridge.” Lol I am so credulous.
When and why did we all collectively decide that sssnakesss talk like thisssss?
August 23, 2023 at 2:04 PM
When and why did we all collectively decide that sssnakesss talk like thisssss?