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turning chronic illness into poetry since 2003. the internet's #1 jonathan franzen defender. buy my books for your mentally ill girlfriend
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
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yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
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yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
wow who could have seen this coming
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
wow who could have seen this coming
Everyone thinks that head scar is from a brain transplant but really it's from him constantly bumpin his noggin on doorways
December 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Everyone thinks that head scar is from a brain transplant but really it's from him constantly bumpin his noggin on doorways
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
I did a tweet thread about this over on the old site because I get basically no traction here, weird time to be trying to sell a new book as I don't really have a social media home this time around. Help me find the poetry people by boosting this past?
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I did a tweet thread about this over on the old site because I get basically no traction here, weird time to be trying to sell a new book as I don't really have a social media home this time around. Help me find the poetry people by boosting this past?
Poetry lovers of bluesky! Here's a selection from my new book, Destroy Your Masters, which you can buy at the link below or by DMing me for a signed copy.
October 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Poetry lovers of bluesky! Here's a selection from my new book, Destroy Your Masters, which you can buy at the link below or by DMing me for a signed copy.
New book just dropped!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
October 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
New book just dropped!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
You can buy a copy at the link below or DM me if you'd like me to send you one with a personal note in it!
Oh right, still need to post here -- my new book should be out in late November but I'm not making any promises because my internal designer is learning book design from scratch. I'll take preorders soon, in the meantime here's the incredible cover by Liliana Snyder!
October 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh right, still need to post here -- my new book should be out in late November but I'm not making any promises because my internal designer is learning book design from scratch. I'll take preorders soon, in the meantime here's the incredible cover by Liliana Snyder!
Bringing a friend home today
September 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Bringing a friend home today
I'm gonna be propagating a dozen pink paradise cuttings and just LOOK at how the sun loves them
September 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna be propagating a dozen pink paradise cuttings and just LOOK at how the sun loves them
literally did this lol
September 15, 2025 at 11:07 AM
literally did this lol
Golden hour on the playground where I spent every summer Friday through my whole childhood
September 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Golden hour on the playground where I spent every summer Friday through my whole childhood
My ex gave himself hemorrhoids by reading Lord of the Rings on the can
September 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
My ex gave himself hemorrhoids by reading Lord of the Rings on the can
always nice to run across a reference to a vintage meme
August 8, 2025 at 12:24 PM
always nice to run across a reference to a vintage meme
I read this so I could pass it to my sister who is a burned-out nurse who dreams of hiking the AT. Dismissing the problems I had with the writing, I have an extremely specific beef with this book and I'm going to totally spoil it for you now. Sorry not sorry
August 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I read this so I could pass it to my sister who is a burned-out nurse who dreams of hiking the AT. Dismissing the problems I had with the writing, I have an extremely specific beef with this book and I'm going to totally spoil it for you now. Sorry not sorry
My dad gave me this massive king salmon fillet and today I'm making it for lunch
July 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
My dad gave me this massive king salmon fillet and today I'm making it for lunch
My brother's music just brought me to tears
July 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My brother's music just brought me to tears