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turning chronic illness into poetry since 2003. the internet's #1 jonathan franzen defender. buy my books for your mentally ill girlfriend
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Oh piggy you offend us now
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
December 16, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Oh piggy you offend us now
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
I wish you were not here
Your oinking it annoyeth me
Your snout it comes too near
The Tori Amos cover of Growin' Up is gonna haunt me for a long time, jeeeez
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The Tori Amos cover of Growin' Up is gonna haunt me for a long time, jeeeez
I like to read in the bath and a few people have asked me if there's a trick to reading in the bath without getting the book wet. There isn't. The trick is to not care that your book is wet.
December 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I like to read in the bath and a few people have asked me if there's a trick to reading in the bath without getting the book wet. There isn't. The trick is to not care that your book is wet.
I tried coming back to 2666 yesterday but I haven't picked it up since spring 2021 and let me tell you, that's not a great book to lose your place in
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I tried coming back to 2666 yesterday but I haven't picked it up since spring 2021 and let me tell you, that's not a great book to lose your place in
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Have been struggling with an insanely heavy depression load recently and Spotify just decided to kick me while I'm down with a customized "optimistic mix"
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
like
yeah this is what passes for optimism in my life but did you really have to
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
December 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
any other freaks out there who would enjoy a BR2049 x John Mulaney joke
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And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
December 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
And I would’ve gotten away with it too! If it weren’t for you meddling kids and your poorly-timed Chicago River tour boat
My favorite part of this is that last line, like yeah Ice, women who want stability and to raise a family have better places to live than NYC, maybe try Milwaukee or something
"Men need to spend money to get laid!"
Meanwhile, just the other day...
Meanwhile, just the other day...
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My favorite part of this is that last line, like yeah Ice, women who want stability and to raise a family have better places to live than NYC, maybe try Milwaukee or something
wow who could have seen this coming
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
wow who could have seen this coming
I live in Michigan and the last person I know who financed a big ass truck is a woman who wears a hot pink Carhartt beanie and the biggest fake lash set of anyone I know. There's a whole Truck gender if you're in the Midwest
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I live in Michigan and the last person I know who financed a big ass truck is a woman who wears a hot pink Carhartt beanie and the biggest fake lash set of anyone I know. There's a whole Truck gender if you're in the Midwest
There really wasn't any more snow in GR today, so we tried to drive out to see a friend who's in town from Cali. Once we got out to JenIson, holy fuck, the lake effect snow was so scary
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
There really wasn't any more snow in GR today, so we tried to drive out to see a friend who's in town from Cali. Once we got out to JenIson, holy fuck, the lake effect snow was so scary
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Part iii of Nude 3 is about the time my friend and I both got hammered and were simultaneously hollerpukin' in the toilet and tub
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
One time a guy won me over by fully picking up and cradling my 85lb lab retriever and now I only date men who can lift my dog
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I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think
ROLLS DON'T KEEP and if you want bread, there's delicious stuffing right there
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ROLLS DON'T KEEP and if you want bread, there's delicious stuffing right there
I don't have a ton of reach here but I just want to say that this person's art was a consistent joy to me back when I was dealing with the early stages of realizing I had a chronic illness. I had a subscription to her frog sticker club for years. She's great. Please consider donating!
New update on the gofundme for my dad's situation;
tl;dr is that his white blood cell count is steadily decreasing, which means the antibiotics are working and hopefully he'll kick this pneumonia soon. Not much else has changed.
tl;dr is that his white blood cell count is steadily decreasing, which means the antibiotics are working and hopefully he'll kick this pneumonia soon. Not much else has changed.
Donate to Support for Dad's Spinal Injury Recovery, organized by Samantha Bako
My dad
He is my biggest supporter and best friend in the world
On th… Samantha Bako needs your support for Support for Dad's Spinal Injury Recovery
gofund.me
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I don't have a ton of reach here but I just want to say that this person's art was a consistent joy to me back when I was dealing with the early stages of realizing I had a chronic illness. I had a subscription to her frog sticker club for years. She's great. Please consider donating!
Man there's another online literary scene darling drama thing that I can't talk about because I don't want to lose friends but Jesus Christ some of you are blindly loyal to the wrong fuckin people
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Man there's another online literary scene darling drama thing that I can't talk about because I don't want to lose friends but Jesus Christ some of you are blindly loyal to the wrong fuckin people
I've been saying goatse needs to make a comeback
We're sharing extreme shock gross-out links like it's 2006 again 🥹
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I've been saying goatse needs to make a comeback
Making Nate watch The Music Man and there was a wack moment where he was already familiar with Shipoopi because of Family Guy, where I was totally unaware they'd done a Shipoopi bit on Family Guy
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Making Nate watch The Music Man and there was a wack moment where he was already familiar with Shipoopi because of Family Guy, where I was totally unaware they'd done a Shipoopi bit on Family Guy
There's a guy at the christkindlmarkt who is eating a California roll AND a raclette baguette
November 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There's a guy at the christkindlmarkt who is eating a California roll AND a raclette baguette
When we ask Teppy if she needs to go out, if the answer is yes, she tilts her head a certain way. So much more adorable than a button that yells the word PISS
the pet button thing is so stupid+betrays a complete lack of understanding of how animals work that it drives me up the wall. pets already have ways to communicate with you that theyve developed through thousands of years of human contact. what you're doing is insulting to both of your intelligences
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When we ask Teppy if she needs to go out, if the answer is yes, she tilts her head a certain way. So much more adorable than a button that yells the word PISS
First production meeting since 2019 tonight and honestly it feels...not great! Let's hope I can get back in the saddle smoothly
November 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
First production meeting since 2019 tonight and honestly it feels...not great! Let's hope I can get back in the saddle smoothly
It's my birthday tomorrow and you could make this Scorpio very happy if you buy a book, reskeet my book related links, tell your friends how much you like my poetry, or just send me money since there's a strong chance I won't have a job within a month!
If you want a signed/personalized copy, DM me
If you want a signed/personalized copy, DM me
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's my birthday tomorrow and you could make this Scorpio very happy if you buy a book, reskeet my book related links, tell your friends how much you like my poetry, or just send me money since there's a strong chance I won't have a job within a month!
If you want a signed/personalized copy, DM me
If you want a signed/personalized copy, DM me
me, trying to get Teppy to do anything by flourishing a handful of beggin strips: wouldst thou like to live deliciously???
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
me, trying to get Teppy to do anything by flourishing a handful of beggin strips: wouldst thou like to live deliciously???