katie nguyen
@ktnuggin.bsky.social
writer, comedian, easily startled, always tired
The New Yorker, SiriusXM, PBS Kids, Helium Comedy Club, NPR
https://linktr.ee/katienguyen
The New Yorker, SiriusXM, PBS Kids, Helium Comedy Club, NPR
https://linktr.ee/katienguyen
the extremely toothy man from the trivago commercials haunts me
July 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
the extremely toothy man from the trivago commercials haunts me
when was i radicalized?
probably when an earthquake tore up the stadium i was playing football in, exposing me to toxic waste, and turning me into a mutant made of bones (who still loves football)
probably when an earthquake tore up the stadium i was playing football in, exposing me to toxic waste, and turning me into a mutant made of bones (who still loves football)
July 21, 2025 at 7:15 PM
when was i radicalized?
probably when an earthquake tore up the stadium i was playing football in, exposing me to toxic waste, and turning me into a mutant made of bones (who still loves football)
probably when an earthquake tore up the stadium i was playing football in, exposing me to toxic waste, and turning me into a mutant made of bones (who still loves football)
you've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature
July 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
you've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature
how'd we go from nacho cheesier to just nacho cheese?
how'd we go from cooler ranch to just cool ranch?
are doritos getting less flavorful... or are our taste buds getting more POWERFUL?!
how'd we go from cooler ranch to just cool ranch?
are doritos getting less flavorful... or are our taste buds getting more POWERFUL?!
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
how'd we go from nacho cheesier to just nacho cheese?
how'd we go from cooler ranch to just cool ranch?
are doritos getting less flavorful... or are our taste buds getting more POWERFUL?!
how'd we go from cooler ranch to just cool ranch?
are doritos getting less flavorful... or are our taste buds getting more POWERFUL?!
i HATE the ceiling in the concert hall in downtown portland, and if you have trypophobia, i hope you never see it
if you DON'T have trypophobia, or if you DO have trypophobia but you're a sicko like me (i can't stop looking at it whenever i'm there), i found a photo of it
if you DON'T have trypophobia, or if you DO have trypophobia but you're a sicko like me (i can't stop looking at it whenever i'm there), i found a photo of it
January 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i HATE the ceiling in the concert hall in downtown portland, and if you have trypophobia, i hope you never see it
if you DON'T have trypophobia, or if you DO have trypophobia but you're a sicko like me (i can't stop looking at it whenever i'm there), i found a photo of it
if you DON'T have trypophobia, or if you DO have trypophobia but you're a sicko like me (i can't stop looking at it whenever i'm there), i found a photo of it
there's 2 kinds of people in this world: you're either a william wegman dog or an anne geddes baby
January 4, 2025 at 5:57 AM
there's 2 kinds of people in this world: you're either a william wegman dog or an anne geddes baby
stopped by my grandma's on the way to the airport, and sat between her & my mom on the sofa
at one point my grandma starts picking bits of fuzz off my coat. then my mom joins in & they're both picking fuzz off me
i'm a well-groomed monkey baby 🥰
at one point my grandma starts picking bits of fuzz off my coat. then my mom joins in & they're both picking fuzz off me
i'm a well-groomed monkey baby 🥰
January 2, 2025 at 3:36 AM
stopped by my grandma's on the way to the airport, and sat between her & my mom on the sofa
at one point my grandma starts picking bits of fuzz off my coat. then my mom joins in & they're both picking fuzz off me
i'm a well-groomed monkey baby 🥰
at one point my grandma starts picking bits of fuzz off my coat. then my mom joins in & they're both picking fuzz off me
i'm a well-groomed monkey baby 🥰
it's so funny to me that while 99% of laundry detergent brands try to convince us that they're good at removing tough stains, gain doesn't even try to compete
instead, they EXCLUSIVELY promote their scent. like, "who CARES if your clothes are DIRTY if they SMELL GOOD!"
instead, they EXCLUSIVELY promote their scent. like, "who CARES if your clothes are DIRTY if they SMELL GOOD!"
December 28, 2024 at 1:56 AM
it's so funny to me that while 99% of laundry detergent brands try to convince us that they're good at removing tough stains, gain doesn't even try to compete
instead, they EXCLUSIVELY promote their scent. like, "who CARES if your clothes are DIRTY if they SMELL GOOD!"
instead, they EXCLUSIVELY promote their scent. like, "who CARES if your clothes are DIRTY if they SMELL GOOD!"
flying on december 25th and january 1st this year. virtually no traffic, no lines, feeling way more chill than usual, & tipping my hat to all the other cheap bastards here at the nearly empty airport on christmas morning
December 25, 2024 at 6:40 PM
flying on december 25th and january 1st this year. virtually no traffic, no lines, feeling way more chill than usual, & tipping my hat to all the other cheap bastards here at the nearly empty airport on christmas morning
"i learned by watching YOU, dad!"
December 18, 2024 at 7:32 PM
"i learned by watching YOU, dad!"
me: (correcting everyone's pronunciation) actually, it's pronounced BLOO-skee. yeah, it's polish.... no, just inside. just, like, very deep inside it feels polish
December 3, 2024 at 8:03 PM
me: (correcting everyone's pronunciation) actually, it's pronounced BLOO-skee. yeah, it's polish.... no, just inside. just, like, very deep inside it feels polish
also, apparently the food pyramid that they taught us when i was growing up was all wrong, and they've since revised it
December 3, 2024 at 7:05 PM
also, apparently the food pyramid that they taught us when i was growing up was all wrong, and they've since revised it
hey, i'm performing at Rev Hall tomorrow! come on out if you like having a good time!
and if you don't like having a good time, well, then i don't know what to tell you. maybe go hang out in a dark basement by yourself?
and if you don't like having a good time, well, then i don't know what to tell you. maybe go hang out in a dark basement by yourself?
November 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
hey, i'm performing at Rev Hall tomorrow! come on out if you like having a good time!
and if you don't like having a good time, well, then i don't know what to tell you. maybe go hang out in a dark basement by yourself?
and if you don't like having a good time, well, then i don't know what to tell you. maybe go hang out in a dark basement by yourself?
camel cigarettes had to give up their cool anthropomorphic camel mascot because it could make smoking more appealing to children
but what about l'oréal, which made its kid's shampoo smell just like FRUIT ROLL-UP?? poor kids (not me, def not me heh) probably TASTED that shampoo!! and it tastes AWFUL
but what about l'oréal, which made its kid's shampoo smell just like FRUIT ROLL-UP?? poor kids (not me, def not me heh) probably TASTED that shampoo!! and it tastes AWFUL
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 AM
camel cigarettes had to give up their cool anthropomorphic camel mascot because it could make smoking more appealing to children
but what about l'oréal, which made its kid's shampoo smell just like FRUIT ROLL-UP?? poor kids (not me, def not me heh) probably TASTED that shampoo!! and it tastes AWFUL
but what about l'oréal, which made its kid's shampoo smell just like FRUIT ROLL-UP?? poor kids (not me, def not me heh) probably TASTED that shampoo!! and it tastes AWFUL
i got a new favorite candy, y'all. haribo's done it again!
haribo's without a doubt the BEST, and if you DISAGREE, then it appears we differ in our taste in CANDY, which doesn't mean that we can't respect & VALUE each other's unique PERSPECTIVES, while holding SPACE for our diverse LIVED EXPERIEN–
haribo's without a doubt the BEST, and if you DISAGREE, then it appears we differ in our taste in CANDY, which doesn't mean that we can't respect & VALUE each other's unique PERSPECTIVES, while holding SPACE for our diverse LIVED EXPERIEN–
November 19, 2024 at 4:18 AM
i got a new favorite candy, y'all. haribo's done it again!
haribo's without a doubt the BEST, and if you DISAGREE, then it appears we differ in our taste in CANDY, which doesn't mean that we can't respect & VALUE each other's unique PERSPECTIVES, while holding SPACE for our diverse LIVED EXPERIEN–
haribo's without a doubt the BEST, and if you DISAGREE, then it appears we differ in our taste in CANDY, which doesn't mean that we can't respect & VALUE each other's unique PERSPECTIVES, while holding SPACE for our diverse LIVED EXPERIEN–
and while i certainly won't remember his name, i'll think of him every time i slip in the shower, which means that the last thought i ever think might be, "damn, this is how the former bassist of the band train died"
November 13, 2024 at 1:02 AM
and while i certainly won't remember his name, i'll think of him every time i slip in the shower, which means that the last thought i ever think might be, "damn, this is how the former bassist of the band train died"
downloaded my twitter archive, finding some real oldies-but-weirdies
November 12, 2024 at 5:03 AM
downloaded my twitter archive, finding some real oldies-but-weirdies
like, i'd rather be run over by a car than relate to james woods (aka hades, aka the enemy to all life, hated by both the gods and men)
November 11, 2024 at 5:29 AM
like, i'd rather be run over by a car than relate to james woods (aka hades, aka the enemy to all life, hated by both the gods and men)