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almost 80 and still innovating new ways to stand weird
Donald Trump and his awful children standing together, each in an awkward pose
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A black and white photo of Wilhelm Reich standing next to a woman sitting inside of one of his quack "Orgone accumulator" boxes from the 1950s. It is a small wooden box, lined with metal and with a stool inside. The door is open and has a small window.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Futurama still of the Hyper-chicken telling a little girl on the witness stand in a courtroom "I'm sorry. I thought you was corn."
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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a person in boxer briefs eating out a cooked turkey on a bed. portraits of a turkey and ben shapiro are on the wall
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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A black and white image of Godzilla's corpse positioned to be hauled away on a wheeled cart, with the caption "Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died"
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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an image of Jar Jar Binks with the words "Yr open mouth awaiting meesa harvest" over it
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Seven of Nine looking a cell phone held up to the television screen, with a disgusted expression
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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The Sickos meme of the guy pressed against the window saying "Yes... Ha ha ha. YES!"
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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hmm
two CCTV images of a masked person in a hoodie planting pipe bombs on J6
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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OPINION INTERESTING TIMES Did Women Who Are Also Enormous Inflatable Frogs Ruin the Workplace?
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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outstanding, sir
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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I hate to hand it to Trump for anything but this was funny
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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jesus goddamn fucking christ do I have to do it for you
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Matt Gaetz Raped a Child A 17-year-old got raped by Matt Gaetz. She wants the public to have a fuller understanding of how she was victimized.
November 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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4-panel Extra Fabulous comic. First panel: a balding, middle-aged stand-up comedian wearing sunglasses and holding a drink performing in front of a "Comedy Nite" sign, saying "I hate my wife." Second panel: an audience of men laugh with delight, some with tears in his eyes. Third panel: the comic shrugs helplessly. Fourth panel: the male audience cheers in ecstasy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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pretty big talk for somebody who has no Wikipedia article, Klaus
n a 1993 article which presented a revision of 167 species described by Rudow, German entomologist Klaus Horstmann described him as "undoubtedly the most incompetent" taxonomist of Ichneumonidae.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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sir I will not tolerate this this racism against me and my fully autonomous robot butler
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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surveillance footage of the January 6 pipe bomber
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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lmaoooooooo
"Subscription required."
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I very, very much enjoyed this piece. Thank you. This, though...this is some art.
“It seems that there are enough voters to put him in power—but if New Yorkers begin to flee in droves, it could force him to moderate,” the piece said, echoing a hilariously implausible scare poll from the Daily Mail warning that “at least 765,000” New Yorkers will “definitely” leave the city if Mamdani is given a chance to implement his terrifying agenda of, uh, making the buses free. The writers at the Post, small-town residents that they are, seem to have fallen prey to smooth-talking big-city con men. How typical.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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the old authoritarian master stroke
Trump's face drooping
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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meme of a hand preparing to hit a large blue button that reads "a-nutting"
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM