clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
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Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Fox 40 whistles are the best. They are about $10.00 per. We use them to ref outside and in bad weather. No moving parts and loud as hell. Seriously, nothing beats a nice whistle.
tired: search engine that doesn't suck shit
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November 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
tired: search engine that doesn't suck shit
wired:
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It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year.
November 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It is the season when I nourish my hate for gas leaf blowers. My hate is a strong boy, gets stronger every year.
Thank you @markwarner.bsky.social for voting AGAINST this appalling betrayal.
And Warner is a No
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Thank you @markwarner.bsky.social for voting AGAINST this appalling betrayal.
Senator @kaine.senate.gov, please do not vote to abandon Virginians' access to healthcare to the whims of Donald Trump's Republican party. Your constituents turned out on Tuesday for Democrats. A vote for this deal would be a betrayal of their trust in you.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Senator @kaine.senate.gov, please do not vote to abandon Virginians' access to healthcare to the whims of Donald Trump's Republican party. Your constituents turned out on Tuesday for Democrats. A vote for this deal would be a betrayal of their trust in you.
@bluntrochester.senate.gov You're right! ACA tax credits will bring premiums down, and MUST be extended. This is a crisis, and we need you and your Senate Democratic colleagues to hold firm. Please do not leave Americans' healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's untrustworthy Republican Party.
The president is willing to try everything - including unproven strategies that undercut Americans’ bargaining power - to avoid extending tax credits that we KNOW will bring premiums down.
It’s time for Republicans to get serious about addressing this health care crisis.
It’s time for Republicans to get serious about addressing this health care crisis.
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
@bluntrochester.senate.gov You're right! ACA tax credits will bring premiums down, and MUST be extended. This is a crisis, and we need you and your Senate Democratic colleagues to hold firm. Please do not leave Americans' healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's untrustworthy Republican Party.
@peters.senate.gov Senator Peters, please protect existing health credits for your constituents. Do not leave their healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's Republican party, who cannot be trusted.
It's a very simple compromise: Protect existing health care credits, end the shutdown.
We must take action on rising costs for families who are shopping for their health care right now, and we can end this shutdown.
We must take action on rising costs for families who are shopping for their health care right now, and we can end this shutdown.
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@peters.senate.gov Senator Peters, please protect existing health credits for your constituents. Do not leave their healthcare at the mercy of Donald Trump's Republican party, who cannot be trusted.
@warnock.senate.gov Reverend Warnock, stay strong. Georgians deserve (and need) healthcare funding. Do not betray them to Donald Trump's Republican party.
The budget that Republicans in Washington have put forward essentially SLASHES Obamacare by letting health care funding expire.
At the same time, it continues massive tax cuts for the rich.
Rs think billionaire tax cuts > money for your health care.
At the same time, it continues massive tax cuts for the rich.
Rs think billionaire tax cuts > money for your health care.
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
@warnock.senate.gov Reverend Warnock, stay strong. Georgians deserve (and need) healthcare funding. Do not betray them to Donald Trump's Republican party.
@ossoff.senate.gov Senator Ossoff, please do not vote to reopen the government unless and until ACA tax credits are extended! I implore you not to place your trust in Donald Trump's Republican party (who simply cannot be trusted). The wind is at your back, and Georgia is watching.
1.4 million Georgians could see their premiums skyrocket next year if ACA tax credits expire.
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@ossoff.senate.gov Senator Ossoff, please do not vote to reopen the government unless and until ACA tax credits are extended! I implore you not to place your trust in Donald Trump's Republican party (who simply cannot be trusted). The wind is at your back, and Georgia is watching.
@durbin.senate.gov If you vote to cave, that will be your legacy. That's how your 30 year Senate career will be remembered: cowardice.
President Trump said on the campaign trail that he had ‘concepts of a plan’ to make health care affordable.
More than a year later… we’re still waiting for it.
More than a year later… we’re still waiting for it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
@durbin.senate.gov If you vote to cave, that will be your legacy. That's how your 30 year Senate career will be remembered: cowardice.
groimes they’re raeping the hobbeets
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
groimes they’re raeping the hobbeets
Reposting this to inflict it on others
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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November 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Reposting this to inflict it on others
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My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.
October 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
My wife had a meeting this week at which she received a confectionary White House as a parting gift. We noted it was inaccurate but were fortunately able to rectify the error.
just grab on to his thumb. yeah like that
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
October 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
just grab on to his thumb. yeah like that
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Blockety block block BLOCK!!!
October 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Blockety block block BLOCK!!!
re-confirming this
My mother has Alzheimer's Disease. She is more coherent and even-tempered than Donald Trump. I am not joking.
October 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
re-confirming this
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the lord got me too stoned for this
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the lord got me too stoned for this
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September 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
oh you know, just thinking stuff
August 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
oh you know, just thinking stuff
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
August 1, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
I have had a busy week and I don't know what burrito taxi means and I am not going to find out.
July 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have had a busy week and I don't know what burrito taxi means and I am not going to find out.
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During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.
July 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
During our Teacher Sale on Tuesday, July 8 we had a box of free pens available. We discovered after the event that there were a handful of pens with hidden knives in them. If you took any of the free pens, we ask that you look through them to ensure you don’t have one of these.