clownpenis.fartlow
@kvarnsen.bsky.social
digitigrade is a fucking GREAT word
November 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
digitigrade is a fucking GREAT word
almost 80 and still innovating new ways to stand weird
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
almost 80 and still innovating new ways to stand weird
has he had un œuf?
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
has he had un œuf?
I guess I'll never know
November 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I guess I'll never know
you cannot conceal your envy of his apes
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
you cannot conceal your envy of his apes
completely forgot about that guy
November 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
completely forgot about that guy
Indeed, how might one prove that the autopen was not used?
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Indeed, how might one prove that the autopen was not used?
Yes, that is optimistic. I don't know if elected Dems will hold anyone responsible when this is over. But I do know that I, personally, can remember and hold a grudge for a long, long time. I can't put anybody in jail but I can loathe each Trump-voting motherfucker until they're dead or I am.
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yes, that is optimistic. I don't know if elected Dems will hold anyone responsible when this is over. But I do know that I, personally, can remember and hold a grudge for a long, long time. I can't put anybody in jail but I can loathe each Trump-voting motherfucker until they're dead or I am.
uhhhhh, is there anything I can do to assist tying Epps to Trump and Mike Johnson?? Matt Van Eppstein, is this anything
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
uhhhhh, is there anything I can do to assist tying Epps to Trump and Mike Johnson?? Matt Van Eppstein, is this anything
Classical Rob Portman-style Republicanism: empathy and understanding for those in their immediate circle and no one else
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Classical Rob Portman-style Republicanism: empathy and understanding for those in their immediate circle and no one else
I got on board with this idea about 35 seconds into trying once again to reimburse myself $49 from my FSA
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I got on board with this idea about 35 seconds into trying once again to reimburse myself $49 from my FSA
a ground invasion of Venezuela for literally no reason other than the presence of oil will be very popular I am sure
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
a ground invasion of Venezuela for literally no reason other than the presence of oil will be very popular I am sure
that choke hole is way too small
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
that choke hole is way too small
holy shit I completely forgot about this travesty
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
holy shit I completely forgot about this travesty
don't tell me how to fart
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
don't tell me how to fart
shit it really can do my job
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
shit it really can do my job
she is very, very funny in this
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
she is very, very funny in this
One time I helped a client buy a hotel and they gave me a brand new hospitality-grade waffle iron from the kitchen. I was skeptical because it is relatively huge but, dang, when you're in the mood for waffles, it is DIESEL. Hot like the surface of the sun and beeps like a motherfucker.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
One time I helped a client buy a hotel and they gave me a brand new hospitality-grade waffle iron from the kitchen. I was skeptical because it is relatively huge but, dang, when you're in the mood for waffles, it is DIESEL. Hot like the surface of the sun and beeps like a motherfucker.
someone please help, can I use multiple slurp juices on a single ape??
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
someone please help, can I use multiple slurp juices on a single ape??
Chotining and Chotining in the widening gyre
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Chotining and Chotining in the widening gyre