"Full welfare! Remember that version of welfare from the '90s that Bill Clinton gutted in order to try and win over our party? These refugees have found a secret cheat code that gets them access to that!"

Ooh, I didn't know this was coming. Exciting news!

Have you read Dorothy Day's autobiography, "The Long Loneliness"?

I'd befriend a rogue AI hiding out in a computerized espresso machine, eventually forming a partnership to operate a mobile "coffee ship" throughout the Starward Belt.

This has been the case in Florida for a few years. I agree it sucks.

My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.

I have a MA in Classics and would be happy to help if I can

No such as overboard when mold-a-rama is involved!