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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
December 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
GIVE AWAY! // AKA WE DID IT AGAIN!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
Since The Night Guest is coming out in paperback we decided to try to gift another copy bitten by Uggi. And it went … a little *too* well. (See picture 🧵)
Like and share this post and on December 30th I will select a winner and send them this teeth marked copy!
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Oh is that how it works? She insists and you have to print it? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh is that how it works? She insists and you have to print it? www.nytimes.com/2025/12/12/u...
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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“Regretting my third wish”
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“Regretting my third wish”
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I cant even be surprised - going through the education system in the 2000s/2010s the UKs history of colonialism/slavery was the worlds worst kept secret - It was mentioned in passing but in comparison to the US' history. Our educators could never address British fault and now. well. look at that.
holy shit: “Among the 2,000 UK adults surveyed, 85% were unaware that Britain forcibly transported more than 3 million Africans to the Caribbean, 89% did not know that Britain enslaved people in the Caribbean for more than 300 years” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Caribbean reparations leaders in ‘historic’ first UK visit to press for justice
CRC mission will seek to deepen public understanding of Britain’s colonial legacy and its lasting impact
www.theguardian.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I cant even be surprised - going through the education system in the 2000s/2010s the UKs history of colonialism/slavery was the worlds worst kept secret - It was mentioned in passing but in comparison to the US' history. Our educators could never address British fault and now. well. look at that.
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stop hitting yourself
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
stop hitting yourself
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Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.
November 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.
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I think democrats should push for a thorough review of all Elon Musk govt contracts as part of their 2026-8 portfolio. Why are taxpayers financing the work of a racist near-trillionaire? Leaving that unexamined was one of the biggest failures of the last Dem majority.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I think democrats should push for a thorough review of all Elon Musk govt contracts as part of their 2026-8 portfolio. Why are taxpayers financing the work of a racist near-trillionaire? Leaving that unexamined was one of the biggest failures of the last Dem majority.
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oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
oh my god they actually did it lmao
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when u see someone else getting a lot of success and admiration and youre feeling envious take a deep breath and remind yourself that there is only so much love and happiness in the world and they are hoarding it
September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
when u see someone else getting a lot of success and admiration and youre feeling envious take a deep breath and remind yourself that there is only so much love and happiness in the world and they are hoarding it
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My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.
September 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My pregnant neighbor took Tylenol and all the chickens in our village layed only small flavorless onions instead of eggs for seven cycles of the moon.
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the alternate ending of the boy who cried wolf where he just keeps lying and gets away with it every time and in fact with a pat on the back because it serves the interests of the moneyed powers of the village to keep the village under a constant state of imagined wolf crisis
September 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
the alternate ending of the boy who cried wolf where he just keeps lying and gets away with it every time and in fact with a pat on the back because it serves the interests of the moneyed powers of the village to keep the village under a constant state of imagined wolf crisis
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its so stupid that one of the main ways you can die is you spring a leak and too much of your precious juice spills out
September 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
its so stupid that one of the main ways you can die is you spring a leak and too much of your precious juice spills out
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Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns
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Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
September 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nobody who voted to confirm RFK is fit to hold public office
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Dead Weight, my new (and quite bloody, if I say so myself) horror thriller, comes out next May. And right now B&N has a 25% discount offer on preorders!
It's hard to overstate how important preorders are for a book and I would be so very grateful if you would share this post for me, dear friends ❤️
It's hard to overstate how important preorders are for a book and I would be so very grateful if you would share this post for me, dear friends ❤️
Dead Weight|Hardcover
An Icelandic night may hide secrets and affairs – or even bodies – in this gruesomely cathartic horror thriller from the author of The Night Guest.Unnur was living a normal, if lonely, life until a bl...
www.barnesandnoble.com
September 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Dead Weight, my new (and quite bloody, if I say so myself) horror thriller, comes out next May. And right now B&N has a 25% discount offer on preorders!
It's hard to overstate how important preorders are for a book and I would be so very grateful if you would share this post for me, dear friends ❤️
It's hard to overstate how important preorders are for a book and I would be so very grateful if you would share this post for me, dear friends ❤️
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Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway
Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
REPUBLICAN US SENATOR ERNST WON'T SEEK REELECTION IN 2026 - REPORTS
August 29, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Doomers: The 2026 election doesn't matter, Republicans are just going to rig the whole thing anyway
Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
Various red state republican incumbents: I'm just going to quit now because if I run in 2026 I'm going to get absolutely killed
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ok this is like supervillain shit. they literally ADDED WATER TO A RIVER FOR HIM.
JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip
Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’
www.theguardian.com
August 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ok this is like supervillain shit. they literally ADDED WATER TO A RIVER FOR HIM.
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“If I owned Texas and Hell I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.”
- Union General Phillip Sheridan
- Union General Phillip Sheridan
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“If I owned Texas and Hell I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.”
- Union General Phillip Sheridan
- Union General Phillip Sheridan
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i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
i sure do love those 30 seconds after waking up when i haven’t yet remembered about The Things
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"The scary thing about MAGA isn’t that it’s obviously evil—it’s that it’s appealing to people who think they’re good. It offers them a way to feel righteous about their resentments, patriotic about their prejudices, and principled about their selfishness."
Exactly this.
Exactly this.
July 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"The scary thing about MAGA isn’t that it’s obviously evil—it’s that it’s appealing to people who think they’re good. It offers them a way to feel righteous about their resentments, patriotic about their prejudices, and principled about their selfishness."
Exactly this.
Exactly this.
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The Night Guest e-book is on sale today across all platforms, for only 2.99! So if you've been thinking about picking it up, today is a good day for it!
The Night Guest
Hildur Knútsdóttir's The Night Guest is an eerie and ensnaring story set in contemporary Reykjavík that’s sure to keep you awake at night.Iðunn is in y...
us.macmillan.com
July 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The Night Guest e-book is on sale today across all platforms, for only 2.99! So if you've been thinking about picking it up, today is a good day for it!
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“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
I'm not sure this nickname will have the impact they think it will
June 27, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“you come up with a mean nickname to call this guy on TV?”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”
“sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked”