Andrew Joyce
@andrewjoyce.bsky.social
NYC-based Idaho bred. Producer at MSNBC. Proud WGAE member.
Donald Trump clearly has not given up on his 50-year goal of trying to be friends with all the hottest celebs in NYC
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Donald Trump clearly has not given up on his 50-year goal of trying to be friends with all the hottest celebs in NYC
Just in case there was any ambiguity about that hanging repost...
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just in case there was any ambiguity about that hanging repost...
The future is apparently rolling web outages to power chatbots that generate answers by scraping data from the handful of websites not affected by those outages
E-MARKETER, on Cloudflare:
".. We’re seeing outages happen more frequently, and they’re taking longer to fix. That’s a symptom of strained infrastructure: increased AI load, streaming demand, and aging capacity all pushing systems past the edge."
$NET
".. We’re seeing outages happen more frequently, and they’re taking longer to fix. That’s a symptom of strained infrastructure: increased AI load, streaming demand, and aging capacity all pushing systems past the edge."
$NET
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The future is apparently rolling web outages to power chatbots that generate answers by scraping data from the handful of websites not affected by those outages
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The House has reached 218 signers on the discharge petition to force a vote on the Protect America’s Workforce Act, which would restore collective bargaining rights for over 1 million federal workers
November 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
The House has reached 218 signers on the discharge petition to force a vote on the Protect America’s Workforce Act, which would restore collective bargaining rights for over 1 million federal workers
I think it’s admirable that Sam Darnold will throw the ball to any player, no matter the team.
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I think it’s admirable that Sam Darnold will throw the ball to any player, no matter the team.
1: click the calendar appointment for your Zoom meeting.
2: click the Zoom link inside the calendar appointment for your zoom meeting.
3: click "Join via Zoom" in the web page that pops up.
4: click "yes" when asked if you would like to open Zoom.
5: click to join Zoom call
perfect system, no notes
2: click the Zoom link inside the calendar appointment for your zoom meeting.
3: click "Join via Zoom" in the web page that pops up.
4: click "yes" when asked if you would like to open Zoom.
5: click to join Zoom call
perfect system, no notes
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
1: click the calendar appointment for your Zoom meeting.
2: click the Zoom link inside the calendar appointment for your zoom meeting.
3: click "Join via Zoom" in the web page that pops up.
4: click "yes" when asked if you would like to open Zoom.
5: click to join Zoom call
perfect system, no notes
2: click the Zoom link inside the calendar appointment for your zoom meeting.
3: click "Join via Zoom" in the web page that pops up.
4: click "yes" when asked if you would like to open Zoom.
5: click to join Zoom call
perfect system, no notes
The only presidential election Democrats have won in the past three cycles was the one where everyone worked from home
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The only presidential election Democrats have won in the past three cycles was the one where everyone worked from home
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BREAKING update to my lawsuit against DC Metropolitan PD for body cam footage from USIP raid —
We've submitted our response, including sworn declarations from *six* USIP workers, 1 of whom says he "observed members of MPD giving each other high-fives and fist bumps" after removing staff from bldg.
We've submitted our response, including sworn declarations from *six* USIP workers, 1 of whom says he "observed members of MPD giving each other high-fives and fist bumps" after removing staff from bldg.
Former USIP security chief says MPD gave 'high-fives and fist bumps' after raid
The latest on the lawsuit to get MPD's body cam footage released.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
BREAKING update to my lawsuit against DC Metropolitan PD for body cam footage from USIP raid —
We've submitted our response, including sworn declarations from *six* USIP workers, 1 of whom says he "observed members of MPD giving each other high-fives and fist bumps" after removing staff from bldg.
We've submitted our response, including sworn declarations from *six* USIP workers, 1 of whom says he "observed members of MPD giving each other high-fives and fist bumps" after removing staff from bldg.
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Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
And on that pedestal these words appear:
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
i never saw two trunkless legs
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
i never hope to see 'em
but i can tell you, anyhow,
i'd rather see than be 'em
Now Ozymandias was from the Himalayas, where a cold wind howls and blows.
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
Why he left his home in the peaks to roam 'round the sands, God only knows.
His statue fell down, the desert's boundless and completely bare;
Though it's still scrawled on his pedestal that "ye Mighty should despair!"
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
And on that pedestal these words appear:
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
Theirs is not to make repairs
Theirs is not to reason where
Theirs is but to look and despair
“The one where the lady suddenly grows an extra hand to hold her guitar”
October 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
“The one where the lady suddenly grows an extra hand to hold her guitar”
Just actively threatening news orgs now
October 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just actively threatening news orgs now
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That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds
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Streetsblog National Security Desk gets action: Federal judge Lewis Kaplan has ordered the federal government to pay the MTA $33,898,500 in Transit Security Grant Program funds after the feds initially told the MTA it was getting $0
October 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Streetsblog National Security Desk gets action: Federal judge Lewis Kaplan has ordered the federal government to pay the MTA $33,898,500 in Transit Security Grant Program funds after the feds initially told the MTA it was getting $0
At what point does SNL reach out to Noel Fielding for a Javier Milei sketch?
October 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
At what point does SNL reach out to Noel Fielding for a Javier Milei sketch?
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What a wonderful time at @bfishbfish.bsky.social and @andrewjoyce.bsky.social’s wedding last night
October 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
What a wonderful time at @bfishbfish.bsky.social and @andrewjoyce.bsky.social’s wedding last night
Just spent some time on the Flinstones fan wiki pages and it does not appear that the town of Bedrock ever had a school principal
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
September 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just spent some time on the Flinstones fan wiki pages and it does not appear that the town of Bedrock ever had a school principal
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
September 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The 36-year-old insurance lawyer Trump installed to prosecute Comey just released a statement calling the balance of power a "bedrock principal" of our democracy
Breaking News: Trump apparently forgot to fire James Comey's son-in-law
September 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Breaking News: Trump apparently forgot to fire James Comey's son-in-law
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I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
September 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)
CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back"
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
September 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CHOTINER: The album is titled "One Way Ticket to Hell and Back"
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.
THE DARKNESS: Yeah, it's also a track on the album.
CHOTINER: And it's about a one way ticket...
TD: ...to Hell and back, yes.
CHOTINER: Isn't that a round-trip ticket, by definition?
TD: Well, uh
CHOTINER: there's a return trip.