really not feeling in the 9/11 spirit. someone just said "death to america" to me and i was like yeah sure man, you too

every day i find out what cartoonishly evil thing they did, like uh oh! tesla intern octavius fiddlehorne has deleted the database at the research institute for cancer in kids. and all i can do is post until i find the words that activate one of my followers to go manchurian candidate on elon musk

Am I allowed to advocate for the president to execute his richest person in the world advisor on here?

Shitting is the opposite of dancing. Is this anything?

Feels weird that I started college two weeks before 9/11 and lost my virginity two weeks after that.

I woke up and chose carbs.

Should I consume nicotine or carbs?

Jacking off

Therapist didn't GAF about my produce shoplifting so I don't think I have to stop.

Show up late, miss the rain, get seats with a terrible view, Glen stretches over the stage and invites us on stage, it rains again, show and rain end, go home, good night. (hi!)