Kyle McVey
@kylemcvey.bsky.social
WGA & TAG Writer - WondLa | Grimm | Unikitty!
Podcasts - LOLJK | Yesterday's Tomorrow Today
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Podcasts - LOLJK | Yesterday's Tomorrow Today
https://linktr.ee/kylemcvey
Really enjoying Pluribus but one question —
How the fuck do I get Carol’s whiteboard set up? That’s dream shit.
How the fuck do I get Carol’s whiteboard set up? That’s dream shit.
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Really enjoying Pluribus but one question —
How the fuck do I get Carol’s whiteboard set up? That’s dream shit.
How the fuck do I get Carol’s whiteboard set up? That’s dream shit.
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Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
November 20, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Hollywood was better when execs were just doing a lot of cocaine and greenlighting everything that sounded cool
Haha, You Clowns is really filling the Joe Pera Talks with You gap in my TV viewing. I love these big, beefy boys who love and support one another unconditionally.
It's the most wholesomely funny show on TV right now.
youtube.com/shorts/DGX-7...
It's the most wholesomely funny show on TV right now.
youtube.com/shorts/DGX-7...
No calling dibs on Dad’s burger
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Haha, You Clowns is really filling the Joe Pera Talks with You gap in my TV viewing. I love these big, beefy boys who love and support one another unconditionally.
It's the most wholesomely funny show on TV right now.
youtube.com/shorts/DGX-7...
It's the most wholesomely funny show on TV right now.
youtube.com/shorts/DGX-7...
Eddie Bauer out here trying to make me buy a Cal Kestis-ass poncho.
November 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Eddie Bauer out here trying to make me buy a Cal Kestis-ass poncho.
It’s a perfect fall day to enjoy the musical stylings of Mr. Robert Zombie.
October 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s a perfect fall day to enjoy the musical stylings of Mr. Robert Zombie.
There’s genuinely no better way to start a movie than with a blood rave.
October 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
There’s genuinely no better way to start a movie than with a blood rave.
People in LA love to joke about how terrible TJ’s parking lots are BUT —
We never talk about how someone’s grandma will beat you to death with the biggest bulb of fennel you’ve ever seen in a Super King parking lot.
We never talk about how someone’s grandma will beat you to death with the biggest bulb of fennel you’ve ever seen in a Super King parking lot.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
People in LA love to joke about how terrible TJ’s parking lots are BUT —
We never talk about how someone’s grandma will beat you to death with the biggest bulb of fennel you’ve ever seen in a Super King parking lot.
We never talk about how someone’s grandma will beat you to death with the biggest bulb of fennel you’ve ever seen in a Super King parking lot.
A cool new tactic at used car dealerships is they install a Lowjack device to every car and add a surprise $1500, 6-year subscription to the price breakdown.
So you just waste the first hour of negotiating on getting them to take off the dumb thing you didn’t know about or wanted.
So you just waste the first hour of negotiating on getting them to take off the dumb thing you didn’t know about or wanted.
October 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
A cool new tactic at used car dealerships is they install a Lowjack device to every car and add a surprise $1500, 6-year subscription to the price breakdown.
So you just waste the first hour of negotiating on getting them to take off the dumb thing you didn’t know about or wanted.
So you just waste the first hour of negotiating on getting them to take off the dumb thing you didn’t know about or wanted.
How the fuck did I not know the new season of Slow Horses was out?
October 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
How the fuck did I not know the new season of Slow Horses was out?
Only catching up on Peacemaker S2 right now and Tim Meadows is being utilized PERFECTLY. What a fucking joy.
September 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Only catching up on Peacemaker S2 right now and Tim Meadows is being utilized PERFECTLY. What a fucking joy.
Things mostly suck but IU football looks dominant and that makes things suck slightly less. For me personally.
Sorry about everyone else.
Sorry about everyone else.
September 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Things mostly suck but IU football looks dominant and that makes things suck slightly less. For me personally.
Sorry about everyone else.
Sorry about everyone else.
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Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment:
The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.
The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
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September 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Rich people, especially rich people in the media & entertainment industries right this moment:
The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.
The point of having fuck you money is saying “fuck you” when it counts.
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🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨
September 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🚨 JOIN US TODAY AT 12:00 PM to protest ABC and demand they bring back #jimmykimmellive. 🚨
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In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
If this is what it took for you to be pushed into fascism you were probably already there
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.
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I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I don't think pointing out the fascists' 'hypocrisy' is a good use of time. It's not hypocrisy, it's hierarchy. They actually do believe that they have the right and obligation to dominate you because they are superior to you. They are using their power not being hypocritical.
Is Geena Davis retired from acting or have we fucking up collectively as an industry and we’re just not casting her?
September 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Is Geena Davis retired from acting or have we fucking up collectively as an industry and we’re just not casting her?
I know it's not THAT big of a deal but signing an NDA before a meeting always makes me feel cool as hell.
TELL ME YOUR GOD DAMN SECRETS.
ALL OF 'EM.
please thank you this was great so nice to meet you
TELL ME YOUR GOD DAMN SECRETS.
ALL OF 'EM.
please thank you this was great so nice to meet you
September 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I know it's not THAT big of a deal but signing an NDA before a meeting always makes me feel cool as hell.
TELL ME YOUR GOD DAMN SECRETS.
ALL OF 'EM.
please thank you this was great so nice to meet you
TELL ME YOUR GOD DAMN SECRETS.
ALL OF 'EM.
please thank you this was great so nice to meet you
God damn it. Danny Dimes out here making me hopeful for a winning Colts season.
I WAS READY TO LOSE.
HOPE CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU.
I WAS READY TO LOSE.
HOPE CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU.
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
God damn it. Danny Dimes out here making me hopeful for a winning Colts season.
I WAS READY TO LOSE.
HOPE CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU.
I WAS READY TO LOSE.
HOPE CAN BE TAKEN FROM YOU.
Not enough people are making Dune-related clothing, books, and toys suitable/safe enough to buy for my 1 year old niece. That’s a real shame.
September 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Not enough people are making Dune-related clothing, books, and toys suitable/safe enough to buy for my 1 year old niece. That’s a real shame.
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I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
September 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I refuse to give em dashes to the AI
“So Rowsdower, is that a… Stupid name?”
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
August 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“So Rowsdower, is that a… Stupid name?”
It’s crazy Bruce Campbell wasn’t in every Coen Bros movie.
August 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It’s crazy Bruce Campbell wasn’t in every Coen Bros movie.
My favorite detail in Blood Simple is that Marty brings his dog to an attempted murder.
August 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My favorite detail in Blood Simple is that Marty brings his dog to an attempted murder.
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i believe the connecting thread of the commercial and critical success of Thunderbolts, Superman and Fantastic four is how much screen time is dedicated to the main heroes flat out just helping/ saving people.
July 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
i believe the connecting thread of the commercial and critical success of Thunderbolts, Superman and Fantastic four is how much screen time is dedicated to the main heroes flat out just helping/ saving people.
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when the butt thief is in town
November 13, 2024 at 12:25 AM
when the butt thief is in town