Kale Melon
@kylepdm.bsky.social
Former Software Engineer who made the softest of wares (he/him).
Yeah but its the one they show on the in flight entertainment system on Delta planes specifically
January 14, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Yeah but its the one they show on the in flight entertainment system on Delta planes specifically
Honestly the greatest lie the boomers and gen x told us millennials was that cubicles are bad. God having a cubicle would have been so nice in an office.
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Honestly the greatest lie the boomers and gen x told us millennials was that cubicles are bad. God having a cubicle would have been so nice in an office.
That and a “doesnt know the difference between prescriptive and descriptive” badge would b good
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
That and a “doesnt know the difference between prescriptive and descriptive” badge would b good
The Gun Cat, otherwise known as "The Gat"
January 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The Gun Cat, otherwise known as "The Gat"
That's awesome. I'll be following your progress! Hope to see you on Steam in the future
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
That's awesome. I'll be following your progress! Hope to see you on Steam in the future
Perhaps, but you owe it to your car (and your pants) to first clean the mess up before posting on bsky.
January 12, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Perhaps, but you owe it to your car (and your pants) to first clean the mess up before posting on bsky.
Incredible instincts for a Data Scientist. I will now say you have pooped your pants in your car multiple times but it will be up to those who listen to determine this fact.
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Incredible instincts for a Data Scientist. I will now say you have pooped your pants in your car multiple times but it will be up to those who listen to determine this fact.
So you have not, in fact, done your own research?
January 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
So you have not, in fact, done your own research?
Have you seen those videos then on tiktok?
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Have you seen those videos then on tiktok?
Genuinely not mean enough
January 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Genuinely not mean enough
Commerates the second battle at Hoover Dam with the NCR and Caeser’s Legion
January 9, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Commerates the second battle at Hoover Dam with the NCR and Caeser’s Legion
Then for crits (if your game has that)
1. Make the font color different
2. Make the font size larger
3. Have the number *stay* at the apex and probably flash into a larger size before proceeding down the path
1. Make the font color different
2. Make the font size larger
3. Have the number *stay* at the apex and probably flash into a larger size before proceeding down the path
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Then for crits (if your game has that)
1. Make the font color different
2. Make the font size larger
3. Have the number *stay* at the apex and probably flash into a larger size before proceeding down the path
1. Make the font color different
2. Make the font size larger
3. Have the number *stay* at the apex and probably flash into a larger size before proceeding down the path
I would do something like:
1. Have the damage number show where the hit happens
2. Make it move off along a curved path
3. Make it larger as it approaches the apex of the path
4. Fade it out as it moves down the path
1. Have the damage number show where the hit happens
2. Make it move off along a curved path
3. Make it larger as it approaches the apex of the path
4. Fade it out as it moves down the path
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I would do something like:
1. Have the damage number show where the hit happens
2. Make it move off along a curved path
3. Make it larger as it approaches the apex of the path
4. Fade it out as it moves down the path
1. Have the damage number show where the hit happens
2. Make it move off along a curved path
3. Make it larger as it approaches the apex of the path
4. Fade it out as it moves down the path
Maybe a more dramatic arc/path for the numbers to travel?
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Maybe a more dramatic arc/path for the numbers to travel?
Somehow, Mayor Moonbeam returned
January 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Somehow, Mayor Moonbeam returned
CREATIVES PLEEEASSEE COME BACK TO THE PISS FACTORY WITH ME AND MAKE PISSSSS I PROMISE THE PISS FACTORY IS GOOD NOW PLEEASSE
January 8, 2026 at 6:21 PM
CREATIVES PLEEEASSEE COME BACK TO THE PISS FACTORY WITH ME AND MAKE PISSSSS I PROMISE THE PISS FACTORY IS GOOD NOW PLEEASSE
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and Band of Brothers
January 7, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood, and Band of Brothers
Reposted by Kale Melon
We should appoint more people from state universities and less Ivy League shits
January 7, 2026 at 3:19 AM
We should appoint more people from state universities and less Ivy League shits