Jingly December Kyle 👼
@kylesteele.bsky.social
Just awful.
Music | Theatre | Film | Art
Kate Bush 💟 Keith Haring
Questionable moustache owner | He/him
Music | Theatre | Film | Art
Kate Bush 💟 Keith Haring
Questionable moustache owner | He/him
This is literally the only thing I've kept up with since the pandemic. Everything else comes and goes in peaks and troughs but I just can't quit that caked lil bird. I'd love a good alternative. Ideally that'd be just chatting to some nice Japanese boys here in 🏴. But that's not gonna happen sigh
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This is literally the only thing I've kept up with since the pandemic. Everything else comes and goes in peaks and troughs but I just can't quit that caked lil bird. I'd love a good alternative. Ideally that'd be just chatting to some nice Japanese boys here in 🏴. But that's not gonna happen sigh
Me watching Halle Berry introducing Gavin Newsom. (Gavin is the bitch)
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Me watching Halle Berry introducing Gavin Newsom. (Gavin is the bitch)
This feels illegal. Like I've committed a robbery. Had my eye on it for a while and I got 30% off in their Black Philip sale, used my member credit and a free $25 which A24 gave me for my birthday. I basically paid $7 for a $60 book. You can't get memberships here anymore but I'm a founding member 😎
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This feels illegal. Like I've committed a robbery. Had my eye on it for a while and I got 30% off in their Black Philip sale, used my member credit and a free $25 which A24 gave me for my birthday. I basically paid $7 for a $60 book. You can't get memberships here anymore but I'm a founding member 😎
A thing that happened to me and is honestly the highlight of my week so far, was when a lady held a door for me and I did a little jog to get there quicker so she didn't have to hold it as long (in my mind it felt like that Limmy sketch) but she looked at me and did this exact expression:
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A thing that happened to me and is honestly the highlight of my week so far, was when a lady held a door for me and I did a little jog to get there quicker so she didn't have to hold it as long (in my mind it felt like that Limmy sketch) but she looked at me and did this exact expression:
Oh can't wait to get a cute wee assault rifle off of Vinted. I wonder if the postage will cost more than the actual item for that too.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh can't wait to get a cute wee assault rifle off of Vinted. I wonder if the postage will cost more than the actual item for that too.
You too can start your own podcast now. Anywhere can be podcast if you stick this on the wall.
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You too can start your own podcast now. Anywhere can be podcast if you stick this on the wall.
You clearly meant to post this
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You clearly meant to post this
It's the Zohran Mamdani slogan, but make it Kate Bush.
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
It's the Zohran Mamdani slogan, but make it Kate Bush.
Yeah. Fucking megalolz.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Yeah. Fucking megalolz.
Just learned of the Animal Crossing: New Horizons 3.0 update and it means I'm going to have to resuscitate my island doesn't it? My Kate bush will defo need replanted and I wouldn't be surprised if all my residents have been eaten by the cockroaches. They always had such nice things to say about me:
October 31, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Just learned of the Animal Crossing: New Horizons 3.0 update and it means I'm going to have to resuscitate my island doesn't it? My Kate bush will defo need replanted and I wouldn't be surprised if all my residents have been eaten by the cockroaches. They always had such nice things to say about me:
Me very time I come on here and see the little notification bell has still got numbers next to it because of this post.
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me very time I come on here and see the little notification bell has still got numbers next to it because of this post.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Me just sitting minding my own business when I see that they've apparently sent Athena to fight crime in space on 9-1-1
October 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Me just sitting minding my own business when I see that they've apparently sent Athena to fight crime in space on 9-1-1
Seen a lot of stuff lately about how Tidal is better than Spotify. All of it correct but none of it mentions this.* The album art moves about on sone releases, like when I'm getting down to The Tribe.
*Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.
*Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.
October 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Seen a lot of stuff lately about how Tidal is better than Spotify. All of it correct but none of it mentions this.* The album art moves about on sone releases, like when I'm getting down to The Tribe.
*Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.
*Spotify might also do this but I don't know because I've never used it. It's still shit though.
My condolences. Meanwhile in Scotland...
October 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My condolences. Meanwhile in Scotland...
Isn't this what we all want?
September 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Isn't this what we all want?
Yesterday was 11 years since the first time I saw Kate Bush live. Which means that today is 11 years since the 2nd time I saw Kate Bush live. I've kept this in my wallet since that time.
September 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Yesterday was 11 years since the first time I saw Kate Bush live. Which means that today is 11 years since the 2nd time I saw Kate Bush live. I've kept this in my wallet since that time.
The only thing 2 listen 2 on my train ride home from the cinema
September 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The only thing 2 listen 2 on my train ride home from the cinema
