Lisa
@ladygator921.bsky.social
“And now she's going to watch the BBC's Pride and Prejudice for the seventh time, until she falls asleep! Anxiety, panic attacks and OCD are sold separately.”
I keep seeing interviews and hearing podcasts with Jennifer Lawrence promoting her movie Die My Love but every time it’s mentioned my brain just goes to the Lurlene McDaniel book I read repeatedly in middle school.
January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I keep seeing interviews and hearing podcasts with Jennifer Lawrence promoting her movie Die My Love but every time it’s mentioned my brain just goes to the Lurlene McDaniel book I read repeatedly in middle school.
I don’t like this at. all. I don’t want sponsored content in my maps app. This sucks Google.
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I don’t like this at. all. I don’t want sponsored content in my maps app. This sucks Google.
Just listened to the Surviving the Holidays episode of @protalkpod.bsky.social. If someone asks “when are you going to get pregnant” I recommend responding “I didn’t know you were so interested in my sex life”. Embrace the uncomfortable 😆
January 10, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Just listened to the Surviving the Holidays episode of @protalkpod.bsky.social. If someone asks “when are you going to get pregnant” I recommend responding “I didn’t know you were so interested in my sex life”. Embrace the uncomfortable 😆
Small things I love about winter: the golf course I drive by every day is absolutely COVERED with geese in the morning.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Small things I love about winter: the golf course I drive by every day is absolutely COVERED with geese in the morning.
Obviously the worst thing about earth is mosquitoes. @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Obviously the worst thing about earth is mosquitoes. @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social
Finished making the kids Halloween costumes today. I’m so proud of them! 🎃 🦇
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Finished making the kids Halloween costumes today. I’m so proud of them! 🎃 🦇
I did, in fact, yawn twice while @hankgreen.bsky.social and @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social were talking about yawning.
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I did, in fact, yawn twice while @hankgreen.bsky.social and @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social were talking about yawning.
I just “well, actually that’s Frankenstein’s monster”-d my 8 yo. I’m the best, most pedantic parent.
October 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I just “well, actually that’s Frankenstein’s monster”-d my 8 yo. I’m the best, most pedantic parent.
Watching the videos of Megyn Kelly and Glenn Beck crying when they heard that Charlie Kirk died made me so angry. Because that’s how I cry every time children are shot and killed at school. Where is their heartbreak and tears when kids are dying?
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Watching the videos of Megyn Kelly and Glenn Beck crying when they heard that Charlie Kirk died made me so angry. Because that’s how I cry every time children are shot and killed at school. Where is their heartbreak and tears when kids are dying?
Nobody talk to me for 3-5 business days.
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September 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Nobody talk to me for 3-5 business days.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: DayQuil is lies and bullshit.
a man is laying on the floor with the words `` the illness got me '' written on the floor .
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September 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: DayQuil is lies and bullshit.
Autistic Woman Driving on a high schooler’s car really cracked me up this morning
August 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Autistic Woman Driving on a high schooler’s car really cracked me up this morning
It is the first day of school and so far I have gotten 8 different texts from the district about 8 different buses running late. It’s day ONE; get your shit together.
August 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
It is the first day of school and so far I have gotten 8 different texts from the district about 8 different buses running late. It’s day ONE; get your shit together.
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HELP I CAN’T BREATH
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
HELP I CAN’T BREATH
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I think going through this could fix me
August 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I think going through this could fix me
Our theater does old movies once a week so today we’re educating the kids on Men in Black. 😄
a man in a suit and sunglasses says i make this look good
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August 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Our theater does old movies once a week so today we’re educating the kids on Men in Black. 😄
Starting out my day with the realization that someone stole my van out of the garage last night and talking to the police and cancelling credit cards.
a person is holding a pillow that says peace on it .
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August 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Starting out my day with the realization that someone stole my van out of the garage last night and talking to the police and cancelling credit cards.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
We probably don’t have a male loneliness epidemic, we have a male kindness epidemic.
August 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Look, I know there are studies about how getting high doesn’t actually give you the munchies but I just ate through a bag of popcorn, some pepperonis and an Eggo waffle before remembering I took an edible 2 hours ago.
August 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Look, I know there are studies about how getting high doesn’t actually give you the munchies but I just ate through a bag of popcorn, some pepperonis and an Eggo waffle before remembering I took an edible 2 hours ago.
Another doctor appointment another “ 🤷🏼♀️ labs are normal but still might be perimenopause. Here’s some stuff that might help”
Being a woman is so stupid.
Being a woman is so stupid.
July 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Another doctor appointment another “ 🤷🏼♀️ labs are normal but still might be perimenopause. Here’s some stuff that might help”
Being a woman is so stupid.
Being a woman is so stupid.
Feeling like a bad Pysch fan for being in Vancouver and not visiting any filming locations. BUT I did take this picture from the seaplane of where Shawn and Juliet finally get together and smooch at Prospect Point. 😄
July 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Feeling like a bad Pysch fan for being in Vancouver and not visiting any filming locations. BUT I did take this picture from the seaplane of where Shawn and Juliet finally get together and smooch at Prospect Point. 😄
Chillin’ in the pool with a mojito and Jimmy Buffett. It’s a good day.
a man playing a guitar with the words " a frog in a coconut tree " above him
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June 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Chillin’ in the pool with a mojito and Jimmy Buffett. It’s a good day.