Sorcha Ní Nia
@luiseach.bsky.social
sí/í, she/her, it was probably a joke calm down. no LGB without the T 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
living in Donegal with a Cork man
living in Donegal with a Cork man
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Sorcha Ní Nia
@luiseach.bsky.social
· Nov 19
move back to Ireland and Donegal with my Cork man? winning it lads
There is no household chore as emotionally taxing as changing the bedsheets. I don’t know why but every part of my soul is viscerally offended by it. Lovely when it’s done, but what a horrendous ordeal during. I’ve never had a fight in my life as hard as that with a double duvet cover
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
There is no household chore as emotionally taxing as changing the bedsheets. I don’t know why but every part of my soul is viscerally offended by it. Lovely when it’s done, but what a horrendous ordeal during. I’ve never had a fight in my life as hard as that with a double duvet cover
Just watched a TikTok where a woman was complaining that she and her fiancé had had ‘such an amazing day booking our wedding venue!’ but then she had received an email from the venue just before she was getting ready to go to sleep that night with the subject 1/2
November 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just watched a TikTok where a woman was complaining that she and her fiancé had had ‘such an amazing day booking our wedding venue!’ but then she had received an email from the venue just before she was getting ready to go to sleep that night with the subject 1/2
Friends fear she’s got her Christmas nails on 🎄
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Friends fear she’s got her Christmas nails on 🎄
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in one of my very few no fun allowed posts, i think we should just not use grok to make sick burn dunks on elon who is probably very pleased that you're using grok and making number go up
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
in one of my very few no fun allowed posts, i think we should just not use grok to make sick burn dunks on elon who is probably very pleased that you're using grok and making number go up
Ok but did they get the assignment wrong and think it was revenge *on* Diana though because-
November 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Ok but did they get the assignment wrong and think it was revenge *on* Diana though because-
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
This has absolutely broken me, I think I just woke people up in Kerry with my cackling
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
This has absolutely broken me, I think I just woke people up in Kerry with my cackling
I need urgent medical attention
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I need urgent medical attention
[in the room me, Jamie, who has earlier told me he has lost his sense of taste and potentially might have Covid, and also one pack of Rolos left]
J: can you pass me the Rolos please
Me: ok so have you heard of The Balloon Debate, did you ever do it at school?
1/?
J: can you pass me the Rolos please
Me: ok so have you heard of The Balloon Debate, did you ever do it at school?
1/?
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
[in the room me, Jamie, who has earlier told me he has lost his sense of taste and potentially might have Covid, and also one pack of Rolos left]
J: can you pass me the Rolos please
Me: ok so have you heard of The Balloon Debate, did you ever do it at school?
1/?
J: can you pass me the Rolos please
Me: ok so have you heard of The Balloon Debate, did you ever do it at school?
1/?
Princess Diana is making me produce sounds like a blocked drain
November 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Princess Diana is making me produce sounds like a blocked drain
Hooting and hollering
October 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hooting and hollering
Every person who gets into a relationship with Lily Allen and then cheats on her deserves every single album and…single, that comes their way, and what moron called David Harbour didn’t see this coming
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Every person who gets into a relationship with Lily Allen and then cheats on her deserves every single album and…single, that comes their way, and what moron called David Harbour didn’t see this coming
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passport photo rules are always so confusing. don't smile, don't not smile. no shadows, there must be shadows though, and no light. there must be light. only want to see your face, but we want to make sure it has a body connected to it, but not in the picture
October 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
passport photo rules are always so confusing. don't smile, don't not smile. no shadows, there must be shadows though, and no light. there must be light. only want to see your face, but we want to make sure it has a body connected to it, but not in the picture
I see you and raise you when a Canadian cinema tried to sell it as a buddy movie/romcom
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I see you and raise you when a Canadian cinema tried to sell it as a buddy movie/romcom
Jamie and I no longer reading or reacting to the instagram memes we’re sending each other, just now firing more and more into each other’s inboxes like ‘NO, I’M NOT LAUGHING AT YOURS TILL YOU LAUGH AT MINE, HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!’
October 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Jamie and I no longer reading or reacting to the instagram memes we’re sending each other, just now firing more and more into each other’s inboxes like ‘NO, I’M NOT LAUGHING AT YOURS TILL YOU LAUGH AT MINE, HERE’S ANOTHER ONE!!!’
[watching a character in Better Call Saul, in *dire* circumstances, manage to finally get to a landline phone and start dialing]
Me: I would be able to call my gran in the 1990s
Jamie: I would be able to call my nan in the 1990s and… myself
Me: I would be able to call my gran in the 1990s
Jamie: I would be able to call my nan in the 1990s and… myself
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
[watching a character in Better Call Saul, in *dire* circumstances, manage to finally get to a landline phone and start dialing]
Me: I would be able to call my gran in the 1990s
Jamie: I would be able to call my nan in the 1990s and… myself
Me: I would be able to call my gran in the 1990s
Jamie: I would be able to call my nan in the 1990s and… myself
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Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Running for office and revealing a giant back tattoo that just says WOMEN. Nobody can agree if it's good or bad
I have an MA in (English and yes this is Russian) Literature so will defend the Arts with my dying breath but this made a noise come out of me like an asthmatic goose
October 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I have an MA in (English and yes this is Russian) Literature so will defend the Arts with my dying breath but this made a noise come out of me like an asthmatic goose
This cold open will never not make me laugh
October 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This cold open will never not make me laugh
I’m finding this unreasonably funny
October 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I’m finding this unreasonably funny
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The other thing that is notable about this is that the moment he received pushback, Piers just collapses into a sputtering mess.
This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.
This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.
Solidarity with all trans and intersex people having their existence debated every time a tv host hasn't done their prep and can't think of any more questions
October 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The other thing that is notable about this is that the moment he received pushback, Piers just collapses into a sputtering mess.
This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.
This class of 'pundit' has become so used to going unchallenged that they literally don't know how to deal with it. Embarrassing it took so long for this to be exposed.
Friends fear she’s had her nails done again
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Friends fear she’s had her nails done again