The Lago Helado System
@lagovulpes.bsky.social
Lvl 30 | ΘΔ | & | 🐺 (Lupin he/him), 🦊 (Alexi she/her), 🐀 (Lagova It/Its) | Married @jadenfoxdog.bsky.social| 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️ | 18+ Minors DNI |
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Pined post time! Howdy, we're the Lago Helado system, consider us something of 3 critters in a trench coat. Lagova is our speaker and will be doing most of the posting but if you see an emoji at the start of our posts its to let you know whose talking. Expect a little bit of everything with us.
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Shirt design by /@hearthfox.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shirt design by /@hearthfox.bsky.social
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Punky Pride piece for my buddy Brooklyn! Their characters look pretty cool posted up on their vintage Mercedes
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Punky Pride piece for my buddy Brooklyn! Their characters look pretty cool posted up on their vintage Mercedes
Better living through magistry
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Better living through magistry
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
November 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your roast walnut!
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A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A drawing from 2016 which feels relevant for my American friends today
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weird people fall in love with each other all the time
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
weird people fall in love with each other all the time
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Oldie but a goodie
Tëwènama | Family
Tëwènama | Family
November 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Oldie but a goodie
Tëwènama | Family
Tëwènama | Family
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Whoever else has any stories about this guy I’d be FOREVER thankful. I knew of two other folk with similar stories back in the day so odds are there’s many more. One was a cute short Latino guy that always wore a Yoshi hat who went by Roxy Hart. Also a DDR fan. Made this Paranoia Brothers step chart
Oh boy, the guy that sexually assaulted me is here now! @zgfgaming.bsky.social Kindly fuck off with your act.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Whoever else has any stories about this guy I’d be FOREVER thankful. I knew of two other folk with similar stories back in the day so odds are there’s many more. One was a cute short Latino guy that always wore a Yoshi hat who went by Roxy Hart. Also a DDR fan. Made this Paranoia Brothers step chart
I use to think call of duty was blatant recruitment propaganda.
October 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I use to think call of duty was blatant recruitment propaganda.
MRSA: The disease that turns pockets of your skin into buggers that dont die
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
MRSA: The disease that turns pockets of your skin into buggers that dont die
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In my corner of the universe
October 26, 2025 at 2:57 PM
In my corner of the universe
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Professor Squeako is here to let you know that a healthy rat diet is composed of 60% treats and 40% of other treats! Don't ask him where he got his degree, just trust him!
6- Ratio!
#rattober #rattober2025
6- Ratio!
#rattober #rattober2025
October 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Professor Squeako is here to let you know that a healthy rat diet is composed of 60% treats and 40% of other treats! Don't ask him where he got his degree, just trust him!
6- Ratio!
#rattober #rattober2025
6- Ratio!
#rattober #rattober2025
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Were-animals you’ve always wanted to become apart of.
“If you’re going to become one of us, we’re gonna teach you to live like us first. Take off those stupid clothes.”
“If you’re going to become one of us, we’re gonna teach you to live like us first. Take off those stupid clothes.”
October 1, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Were-animals you’ve always wanted to become apart of.
“If you’re going to become one of us, we’re gonna teach you to live like us first. Take off those stupid clothes.”
“If you’re going to become one of us, we’re gonna teach you to live like us first. Take off those stupid clothes.”
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New shirt, new shirt, new shirt, aaaaaAAA!!!
I love itttt~ ^w^ *wagswags*
Shoutout to the therians out there, hehe~
#keepfurryweird
@ashcoyote.bsky.social
@hearthfox.bsky.social
I love itttt~ ^w^ *wagswags*
Shoutout to the therians out there, hehe~
#keepfurryweird
@ashcoyote.bsky.social
@hearthfox.bsky.social
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
New shirt, new shirt, new shirt, aaaaaAAA!!!
I love itttt~ ^w^ *wagswags*
Shoutout to the therians out there, hehe~
#keepfurryweird
@ashcoyote.bsky.social
@hearthfox.bsky.social
I love itttt~ ^w^ *wagswags*
Shoutout to the therians out there, hehe~
#keepfurryweird
@ashcoyote.bsky.social
@hearthfox.bsky.social
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Near Death Experience
July 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Near Death Experience
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I don't know if the bots can handle this, but justice for all means rights for everybody. Not just the people I like, the people that I don't as well.
Why is that? It's simple! Because the ideologies I follow are rooted in compassion and not hatred.
Equality means everyone.
Why is that? It's simple! Because the ideologies I follow are rooted in compassion and not hatred.
Equality means everyone.
Rip apart the camps
Release all the detainees
Lock up the dictator
Dissolve ICE
Put the whole lot of them on trial
And then
And THEN
we do not stop working until we have served justice for ALL.
For the love of humanity, we need to stop this
Release all the detainees
Lock up the dictator
Dissolve ICE
Put the whole lot of them on trial
And then
And THEN
we do not stop working until we have served justice for ALL.
For the love of humanity, we need to stop this
September 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I don't know if the bots can handle this, but justice for all means rights for everybody. Not just the people I like, the people that I don't as well.
Why is that? It's simple! Because the ideologies I follow are rooted in compassion and not hatred.
Equality means everyone.
Why is that? It's simple! Because the ideologies I follow are rooted in compassion and not hatred.
Equality means everyone.