Lamebananna🏳️🌈💙🍌
@lamebanana.bsky.social
Democracy lover and total idiot 🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Also totally gay! 🏳️🌈 He/Him. Oh and no DM’s🍌
Her eyes, misty with tranquilliser’s swept the lawn as she said the traditional words she always gave.
“I mean fuck Christmas!”🍌
“I mean fuck Christmas!”🍌
First lady Melania Trump welcomed this year’s Christmas tree to the White House on Monday.
https://to.pbs.org/4riowNF
https://to.pbs.org/4riowNF
WATCH: First lady Melania Trump welcomes arrival of White House Christmas tree
The tree, which came from Korson's Tree Farms in Michigan, was delivered in a green horse-drawn carriage driven by three men wearing top hats.
www.pbs.org
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Her eyes, misty with tranquilliser’s swept the lawn as she said the traditional words she always gave.
“I mean fuck Christmas!”🍌
“I mean fuck Christmas!”🍌
FFS this is nothing new!🍌
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given surprising new insight into the online “America First” movement.
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
trib.al
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
FFS this is nothing new!🍌
This is one hell of A Friday Night news dump!🍌
From Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene’s resignation video:
“I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better…there is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played.“
“I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better…there is no plan to save the world or a 4D chess game being played.“
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is one hell of A Friday Night news dump!🍌
I endorse this message.🍌
Sometimes when you’re having a rough trot, the sun comes out and you can eat a banana on your banana lounge in the backyard. Also, if you’d like to get our donation to medical research up to a nice round sum then that might make it even better. pointtopinnacle2025.grassrootz.com/menzies-inst...
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I endorse this message.🍌
Apparently we’re a bunch of slack jawed hillbillies with limited intelligence and badly spelled and ignorant opinions!
To fully understand Bluesky, you have to realize that a large portion of the userbase is illiterate. Comments once again prove this.
"Find friends by phone" is a common tool in social networks. We're proposing a secure scheme and requesting comments from the dev community.
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
Goals:
・Double opt-in: you're not findable by your phone unless YOU use the tool
・Secure to enumeration attacks
・Resistant to decryption if compromised
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Apparently we’re a bunch of slack jawed hillbillies with limited intelligence and badly spelled and ignorant opinions!
A max cost of thirty dollars!
November 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
A max cost of thirty dollars!
Reposted by Lamebananna🏳️🌈💙🍌
get bent kim lmao
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
get bent kim lmao
How about five bottles of wine?🍌
These are foolproof, practical buys that are more thoughtful than a bottle of wine.
These Are The 15 Housewarming Gifts That Your Host Will Actually Use
These are foolproof, practical buys that are more thoughtful than a bottle of wine.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
How about five bottles of wine?🍌
“Backwards in heels!”🍌
Her departure, along with the death of Sen. Dianne Feinstein in late 2023, marks the end of a historic chapter for female political leadership in California.
Nancy Pelosi will retire after historic 20-term career in Congress
Her departure, along with the death of Sen. Dianne Feinstein in late 2023, marks the end of a historic chapter for female political leadership in California.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Backwards in heels!”🍌
Well you’re obviously not taking your meds are you!🍌
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Well you’re obviously not taking your meds are you!🍌
Oooh look! It was Agatha all along!💋🍌
‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/oc...
www.washingtontimes.com/news/2025/oc...
‘He lost us’: Generals, senior officers say trust in Hegseth has evaporated
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has lost the trust and respect of some top military commanders, with his public “grandstanding” widely seen as unprofessional and the personnel moves made by the former ...
www.washingtontimes.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Oooh look! It was Agatha all along!💋🍌
I’ve got a little list! He Shorly won’t be missed!🍌
a man in a suit and blue tie is sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and blue tie is sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
October 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve got a little list! He Shorly won’t be missed!🍌
I suspect the Lamebananna thing is over🏳️🌈💋🍌
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I suspect the Lamebananna thing is over🏳️🌈💋🍌
What’s your favourite movie of all time?
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black hat
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman wearing a black hat
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s your favourite movie of all time?
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
I’ll go first! Whatever happened to Baby Jane!🍌
“We must protect our precious bodily fluids!”🍌
RFK Jr: We need to stop trusting the experts... Trusting the experts is not a feature of science or democracy, it's a feature of religion and totalitarianism.
October 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
“We must protect our precious bodily fluids!”🍌
Ps the goats fine!🍌
October 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ps the goats fine!🍌
And in other totally unrelated news apparently water is wet!🍌
i have just been informed that, as republican officials, they are also fucking children
October 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And in other totally unrelated news apparently water is wet!🍌
My week is going shit!
Thank you for asking!🍌
Thank you for asking!🍌
October 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My week is going shit!
Thank you for asking!🍌
Thank you for asking!🍌
I’m sorry! Did your intellectual faculties die recently? Have you consulted a doctor?
Are you insane?🍌
Are you insane?🍌
Is hard-right streamer Nick Fuentes winning over women on the left? Writer Katherine Dee investigates www.gq.com/story/nick-f...
Is Nick Fuentes Winning Over Women on the Left?
There are the Tumblr “Nickstorians” and sincere fanfics. But are young, liberal, possibly irony-poisoned women fetishizing or even falling for the hard-right streamer with the “groyper” following? Wri...
www.gq.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I’m sorry! Did your intellectual faculties die recently? Have you consulted a doctor?
Are you insane?🍌
Are you insane?🍌
Just out of interest when did the entire sane population of America become Blanche Dubois relying on the kindness of strangers?🍌
BLESS YOU, GOVERNOR PRITZKER!
LIVE NOW: Pritzker Says ICE Agents Will Face Justice After Trump Leaves Office
God on Substack
www.thegodpodcast.com
October 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Just out of interest when did the entire sane population of America become Blanche Dubois relying on the kindness of strangers?🍌
Well it’s definitely a Monday!
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
October 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Well it’s definitely a Monday!
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
I’ve just shouted “just fuck off siri” loud enough for my neighbour to bang on the wall.🍌
“I’m sorry but I was in Canada with my girlfriend at that time!🍌
REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
“I’m sorry but I was in Canada with my girlfriend at that time!🍌