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La Mamá de la Foca
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“…but the price of eggs”, is the new “…but her emails”. En el timeline equivocado. Recalculando, Contando FAFOs y Promesas Incumplidas.
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lamotherfoca.bsky.social
La paradoja de la libertad: cuando defenderla se parece a traicionarla.
Un ensayo sobre ego, poder, reconocimiento… y la delgada línea entre ellos.
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La paradoja de la libertad: cuando defenderla se parece a traicionarla
(ENGLISH VERSION BELOW)
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October 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
La verdadera resistencia no siempre lleva pancartas.
A veces se esconde en frases como:
👉 “Solicitemos un dictamen jurídico vinculante.”
👉 “Esto requiere concurrencia interagencial.”
👉 “Recomiendo un piloto de validación doctrinal.”

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La división real: del síndrome del impostor al Dunning — Kruger
(ENGLISH VERSION BELOW)
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October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Exclusive Merch limited edition. Get it today at a Quantico near you!
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
El gaslighting escala: de la pareja abusiva a la nación entera.
Hoy el guion es simple: apaga la memoria, prende la propaganda.

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YO SÉ LO QUE ESTÁS SINTIENDO Y NO ESTÁS SOLA
Gaslighting: una nación entera manipulada hasta dudar de su propia realidad.
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September 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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FCC Chair Threatens Jimmy Kimmel Over Charlie Kirk Monologue Comments; ABC Pulls Show
ABC has suspend 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' after Brendan Carr suggested taking action against ABC affiliates following the late night host's comments about the suspected Kirk shooter's politics.
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September 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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This is all he said?! This is why ABC (in response to threats from Trump's FCC) is taking Kimmel off the air?!
Meanwhile, "many in Maga-land are working very hard to capitalize on the murder of Charlie Kirk" On Monday, JD Vance, who once called Trump "America's Hitler", , hosted Kirk's podcast from the White House and blamed the left, without evidence. Said Vance: "While our side of the aisle certainly has its crazies, it is a statistical fact that most of the lunatics in American politics today are proud members of the far left." "And by 'statistical fact', ' he means 'complete bullshit'" Kimmel corrected. In fact, the Department of Justice removed from its website a study finding that violence from far-right groups is the greatest source of domestic terror and extremist violence in the US. "Here's a question JD Vance might be able to answer: who wanted to hang the guy who was vice president before you?" Kimmel said. "Was that the liberal left? Or the toothless army who stormed the Capitol on January 6." "The president and his henchmen are doing their best to tan the flames, so they can I guess attack people on the dangerous left," Kimmel added, noting the incongruence with the right's former vision of so-called "snowflake" liberals. "Which is it?" he wondered. "Are they a bunch of sissy pickleball players because they're too scared to get hit by tennis balls? Or are they a well-organized army of commandos? Because they can't be both."
September 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
No me editen.
No me acomoden.
No me celebren, y menos si nunca entendieron mi mensaje.
Siempre seré Mother Foca, aún después de mi muerte.

#LavanderíaDelOdio #MotherFoca

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Siempre seré Mother Foca, aún después de mi muerte
Guía para sobrevivir la lavandería del odio en la contemplación
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September 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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esqueer.net
Per the press conference, the actual inscriptions on the casings are:

"Notices bulges, OWO whats this?"

"hey fascist! Catch! Uparrow, right arrow, three down arrow"

"O bella cao, bella cao cao cao"

"If you read this you are gay lmao"
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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thedailybeast.bsky.social
Public records reveal that the suspect's parents are registered Republicans and his father holds an active hunting license.
Charlie Kirk Shooting Suspect Identified as Tyler Robinson, 22: Report
President Donald Trump announced that a person had been taken into custody after a days-long manhunt.
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September 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
Remember: If it turns out he’s a leftist, that indicates a pervasive problem of violence on the left. If it turns out he’s a groyper, that means nothing whatsoever and he will disappear from the news cycle immediately.
iwriteok.bsky.social Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · Sep 12
the suspected Charlie Kirk shooter has been identified as 22 year old Tyler Robinson from Utah

very little in his family socials other than that Tyler was very online and dressed up on Halloween specifically to emulate this meme

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Facebook post by Tyler Robinson's mother of him dressed as a gopnik meme, wearing a track suit and squatting on the ground
September 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Trump, los CEOs y nuestra libertad en alquiler. Seguimos haciéndonos la vista gorda… que digo gorda, obesa y ya ni el Ozempic alcanza.

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LA REVOLUCIÓN VIENE, AUNQUE EL BOICOT SEA PART TIME
Había jurado que hoy sería un día rutinario, cero complicaciones mentales.
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September 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
📖 Read the full guide —
“Signs You’re in a Toxic Relationship… with your Dear President.
When the one who should protect you is the one who hurts you most.”

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September 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
September 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
10 señales de que estás en una relación tóxica… con tu querido presidente.
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Señales de que estás en una relación tóxica - Edición MAGA
Cuando quien debe protegerte es quien más daño te hace.
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September 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Trump ran three presidential campaigns with the world’s most infamous pedophile as his friend, and the media never asked the obvious question.
🧨
👉 Read “The Pedophile You See, The Pedophile You Don’t”:

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#Epstein #Trump #Qanon #Mamadelafoca #SoundOfFreedom2
The Pedophile You See, The Pedophile You Don’t
While they searched for satanic pizza tunnels on Google Maps, the real monster was chilling in the VIP lounge.
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July 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Trump fue a 3 campañas presidenciales con el pedófilo más famoso del mundo como amigo y los medios nunca hicieron la pregunta correcta.
👉 El nuevo artículo de La Mamá de la Foca ya está aquí:

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#Epstein #Trump #Qanon #PeriodismoDeDecorado
El pedófilo que ven, el pedófilo que no ven
Mientras buscaban pizzerías satánicas en Google Maps, tenían al cabrón en la sala VIP.
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July 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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marcelias.bsky.social
It was only 5 months ago that Trump said he would only go after the worst of the worst. Now they are disappearing people including U.S. citizens. Next they want to create a national database of citizens. Will states send back individual voting data?

If anyone thinks they are safe, they are wrong.
July 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
💉 Faster, stronger, fully juiced — welcome to the future of sports.
💀 No ethics, no testing, just raw capitalism in tight spandex.
🇷🇺 And yes, Team Russia is back — with their battle cry loud and syringes louder.

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#olympics #EnhancedGames #BigPharma #Satire
The Dopelympics: Once Upon a Time, There Was Sports (and Ethics Too)
By La Mamá de la Foca
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June 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
💉 Más dopados, más potentes — bienvenidos al futuro del deporte.
💀 Sin ética, sin controles, solo capitalismo en licra.
🇷🇺 Rusia volverá con las jeringas listas.

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#enhanced #BigPharma #Satira #MamáDeLaFoca #trumpjr
La Super Olimpidopada: Érase una vez el deporte (y la ética también)
Por La Mamá de la Foca
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June 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Sobre lo que está sucediendo en Los Ángeles. El plan es tan obvio que hasta la Mother Foca lo advirtió en Marzo.

About what’s happening in Los Angeles. The plan is so obvious that even Mother Foca warned about it back in March.

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El Ensayo del Poder:
Trump, el Insurrection Act y la Crisis que Está por Venir
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June 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
What they never told you about Make America Great Again is that now, they’ll have to leave the country just like Biden left it. Hear me out.
La Mamá de la Foca is done playing.
#MAGA #LaMamáDeLaFoca

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Make America Great, But For Real This Time
As if they hadn’t killed Kennedy or Dr. King, as if Reagan, Nixon, Bush, or Trump had never won.
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June 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
Lo que no te cuentan del Make America Great Again es que, para lograrlo ahora, hay que dejar el país exactamente como Biden lo entregó. Te explico.
La Mamá de la Foca no se calla.
#MAGA #MamáDeLaFoca

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Make America Great, pero de una vez por todas
por La Mamá de la Foca
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June 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
In the New America, you don’t vote with your voice — you vote with your wallet.
Democracy is obsolete. The market has already decided.

#DystopiaUSA #OrderIsFreedom #MamaFoca

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THE REPUBLIC OF INFINITE FREEDOM
(or how to die young, free, and without medical assistance)
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May 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
lamotherfoca.bsky.social
En la Nueva América ya no votas con tu voz, sino con tu billetera.
La democracia es obsoleta. El mercado ya decidió.

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#DistopíaMadeInUSA #Satira #politica #OrdenEsLibertad #MamáDeLaFoca
LA REPÚBLICA DE LA LIBERTAD INFINITA
(o cómo morir joven, libre y sin asistencia médica)
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May 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM