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lamp 🧑‍🎄
@lampnado.bsky.social
He/They

I hate it here.

The human embodiment of the yellow M&M.

The definition of “meh”
Oof yeah especially today!
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It is indeed a thing with some strains
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Living is a scam
December 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
☝️☝️☝️
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Same though! First it was the attic. Then the stove. Then the dishwasher. Now the washer/ dryer. Soon to go is the water heater…

Homeownership is a scam!
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
👈😎👈
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The moths will always make their wait back to the lamp
December 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Cats do be rude sometimes but I’m sure he’s appreciative
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Yay! Painful joint buddies! 🖤🖤
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM