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John Rogers
@lampyjohn.bsky.social
Lighting Designer and DMX (512) Whisperer.
I was just looking at my feed and it was all bleak but the birds are coming to the window and that is good so I thought I'd try and dilute the misery a bit!
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Oh dear. Oh no. Just. Oof. Yikes, in fact.
January 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Oh no. Oh no no no. No.
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I hope he gets his sex bits caught in a zip biennially.
January 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
About 3 years I got stuck in New Zealand for 8 days isolating from covid. I felt something was there, like a fog of war. People like Ewa and @redjamspear.bsky.social gave me the suspicions to act upon. Being left alone in a room for a week meant I couldn't distract myself from myself anymore.
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I too can say @ewacat.bsky.social was a factor, that and people in my personal life encouraging me. But Ewa and folk like her being open and explaining things like that online planted the seeds (plural) it took to get something moving. Good luck @wangleberry.bsky.social it gets better, honest.
January 8, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Thankfully we can still take some solace from the ancient texts.
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I have enjoyed doing this with comedy German Frankenfurter voice.
On ze stage in mein heeeeelz, it's where I belong, ja.

But deffo giving The King a spin on it.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 PM
What power?
December 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What’s also funny is trump in the bottom left is seemingly being played by a young robert redford.
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I learned of the Russian: Чья бы корова мычала, а твоя бы молчала
Which I think means: "If someone else's cow is mooing, yours should be silent."
More of a 'keep your own house in order/people in glass houses' sort of thing I think though.
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Reposted by John Rogers
That’s a return on investment of 2.73%

If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Oh god I remember working in a video games shop and patiently explaining in increasingly descriptive terms just WHY San Andreas was not suitable for their 11 year old grandson and that it was also against the law actually. Kid was furious, nan went off to "have a word with his ma".
December 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
They look like shoes carved out of werthers originals.
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I must also point out that this incident occurred within walking distance to the Emirates Stadium.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
NB: all disabled and skint people get a pass but this guy had money and agency.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
It’s like the car in Dumb and Dumber. It’s the shape of a car but it’s on the surface trying to tell you it’s a dog.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oxford type polished leather one stripe sheaux-trabs. A fucking disgrace. The feller was old and otherwise well turned out. It is like he’s wearing a mullet on both feet.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM