John Rogers
@lampyjohn.bsky.social
Lighting Designer and DMX (512) Whisperer.
Just sorting out the calendar and I see I'm going to be in Liverpool to see us play Qarabag and Newcastle.
One is a club with dubious ties to a oil rich state and the other is Qarabag, etc etc.
One is a club with dubious ties to a oil rich state and the other is Qarabag, etc etc.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Just sorting out the calendar and I see I'm going to be in Liverpool to see us play Qarabag and Newcastle.
One is a club with dubious ties to a oil rich state and the other is Qarabag, etc etc.
One is a club with dubious ties to a oil rich state and the other is Qarabag, etc etc.
Mates I bought a good electric blanket and if you had been thinking of doing the same but hadn’t got around to it I recommend you do it. I just cheered “Fucking. Yes.” when I got into bed then.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Mates I bought a good electric blanket and if you had been thinking of doing the same but hadn’t got around to it I recommend you do it. I just cheered “Fucking. Yes.” when I got into bed then.
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This article now has drone video footage for you to see the catastrophe as a Crow might see it
December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
This article now has drone video footage for you to see the catastrophe as a Crow might see it
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That’s a return on investment of 2.73%
If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
December 18, 2025 at 7:59 AM
That’s a return on investment of 2.73%
If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
If anyone was thinking of investing in AI, I can give you a similar ROI, whilst being more ethical. For every £100 you give me, I will guarantee I’ll give you £3 this time next year. THIS IS NOT A BUBBLE.
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I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
December 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I’m pissed that we’re all going to have a shitty 10-15 years economically because a dozen techboys believed that it was possible to write code to the point that the program could write better code and eventually either kill us all or make us immortal, and so they spent $1.5tn for $41bn in revenue
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bjork's hitboxes are wild
I need to show you the jargest webs I’ve ever seen.
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I need to show you the jargest webs I’ve ever seen.
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
On a comedy gig at the Apollo in a language I do not speak a word of.
Young lad just came up to me and asked “Is the show finished?”
“No mate it’s the interval.”
Blank stare… Awkward silence.
“It’s half time mate.”
“OH! Nice one!”
Thankfully we both speak footy.
Young lad just came up to me and asked “Is the show finished?”
“No mate it’s the interval.”
Blank stare… Awkward silence.
“It’s half time mate.”
“OH! Nice one!”
Thankfully we both speak footy.
December 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On a comedy gig at the Apollo in a language I do not speak a word of.
Young lad just came up to me and asked “Is the show finished?”
“No mate it’s the interval.”
Blank stare… Awkward silence.
“It’s half time mate.”
“OH! Nice one!”
Thankfully we both speak footy.
Young lad just came up to me and asked “Is the show finished?”
“No mate it’s the interval.”
Blank stare… Awkward silence.
“It’s half time mate.”
“OH! Nice one!”
Thankfully we both speak footy.
“They might not understand the reality of the situation, but they’re certainly going to experience it regardless.”
This might be the most diplomatic I’ve ever communicated the sentiment of ‘Fuck around, find out’.
This might be the most diplomatic I’ve ever communicated the sentiment of ‘Fuck around, find out’.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
“They might not understand the reality of the situation, but they’re certainly going to experience it regardless.”
This might be the most diplomatic I’ve ever communicated the sentiment of ‘Fuck around, find out’.
This might be the most diplomatic I’ve ever communicated the sentiment of ‘Fuck around, find out’.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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I have done the big brave thing and ordered new glazing units for the house. Four fucking degrees centigrade with an overnight of ONE will certainly kick you into action!
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I have done the big brave thing and ordered new glazing units for the house. Four fucking degrees centigrade with an overnight of ONE will certainly kick you into action!
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He does petty with a halo, I love him
November 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He does petty with a halo, I love him
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Good to see the referee book Alonso for his views on personal taxation there at the end.
November 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Good to see the referee book Alonso for his views on personal taxation there at the end.
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Madrid are allergic to Conor Bradley
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Madrid are allergic to Conor Bradley
FUCKING GET IN. Vini Jr you cheating, crying gobshite, have that on toast you gang of Franco's favourite bellends.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
FUCKING GET IN. Vini Jr you cheating, crying gobshite, have that on toast you gang of Franco's favourite bellends.
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Reds, please don't be shite. Have you tried not being shite? You will surely not regret not being shite.
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Reds, please don't be shite. Have you tried not being shite? You will surely not regret not being shite.
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Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Ah, happy 88th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians – and someone concussed him with a brick
[Me, a few weeks ago]
“Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.”
[Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase]
“Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!”
“Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.”
[Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase]
“Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!”
October 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
[Me, a few weeks ago]
“Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.”
[Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase]
“Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!”
“Ooooooh look a sequel to Hollow Knight! Silksong… I loved Hollow Knight! This will be a nice way to wind down after work.”
[Me now, like Cooper from Interstellar at the fucking bookcase]
“Don’t you idiot! It will do your head in! You’ll break a thumbstick!”
Me in the MOT place to the tune of The Bee Gees: How fucked is my car? (…is my car, how fucked is my car, i really need to know).
September 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Me in the MOT place to the tune of The Bee Gees: How fucked is my car? (…is my car, how fucked is my car, i really need to know).
As you’d imagine a lot of concern pertaining to fractures of the artist’s arm in the comments.
September 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
As you’d imagine a lot of concern pertaining to fractures of the artist’s arm in the comments.
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If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.
Every adult in Britain to require new ‘Brit Card’ ID
Every adult in Britain to require new ‘Brit Card’ ID
www.independent.co.uk
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If this intends to make it legally compulsory for every adult in Derry to carry something called a "Brit Card", then I'm willing to offer some high-paid consultancy on why this plan might be flawed.
We get around it by calling it ‘art’ and ‘poetry in motion’ but let’s call that free kick what it was: Pornography. Smut. Absolute filth.
August 31, 2025 at 6:23 PM
We get around it by calling it ‘art’ and ‘poetry in motion’ but let’s call that free kick what it was: Pornography. Smut. Absolute filth.