Lana • LA • NYC
@lanahs.bsky.social
STEM pro, dreamy darling, very unique companionship.
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
Still on X so let’s treat this account as backup for now?
http://allmylinks.com/lanahs
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Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
yesterday i had a very impromptu last minute Domme sesh that made my heart so happy. the sub trusted me and was clear with their boundaries, which let us both be creative within those parameters *and* let go a little bit. cheers to more of this energy in 2026 🥂💖
December 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
yesterday i had a very impromptu last minute Domme sesh that made my heart so happy. the sub trusted me and was clear with their boundaries, which let us both be creative within those parameters *and* let go a little bit. cheers to more of this energy in 2026 🥂💖
if you're a colleague in SoCal without a place to eat and relax during the holiday, please contact me. I'll be here, am a good cook and a lk comedian
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
if you're a colleague in SoCal without a place to eat and relax during the holiday, please contact me. I'll be here, am a good cook and a lk comedian
should we bring back tbt?
(this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)
(this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)
December 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
should we bring back tbt?
(this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)
(this is before surgery early 2025. bt if you will)
all I want for xmas is someone booking @meetchloefaye.bsky.social for a 24 hr FMTY here to LA so we call all do a bakery tour, especially to Manifold and San + Wolves, and be cute and delicious and whimsical like the pastries we are 🍞💖
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
all I want for xmas is someone booking @meetchloefaye.bsky.social for a 24 hr FMTY here to LA so we call all do a bakery tour, especially to Manifold and San + Wolves, and be cute and delicious and whimsical like the pastries we are 🍞💖
if you’ve been in her DMs or replying to posts something like “nice” or “beautiful” for years but have never actually gifted her anything, now is the time to gift her something nice and beautiful, in this blessed year of our lord 2025
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
if you’ve been in her DMs or replying to posts something like “nice” or “beautiful” for years but have never actually gifted her anything, now is the time to gift her something nice and beautiful, in this blessed year of our lord 2025
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
that’s one way to look at it
December 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
that’s one way to look at it
If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you haven’t joined my tg channel for unhinged daily thoughts and interesting almost daily pictures you won’t find here, on Twitter, or ig, you’re missing out 😘
pov twitter
a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
ALT: a dirt road with a blue sky in the background and a gif from gifbin.com
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:24 AM
pov twitter
just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖
December 2, 2025 at 12:13 AM
just got invited to Denver to a friend’s graduation. Available dates Dec 19-20, 2 hr minimum, extremely limited availability, but please reach out if you’re interested 💖
tour updates:
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
tour updates:
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
Dec
11-13 CHI
14-15 NYC
Jan
5-6 PHX
8-9 RAL (2 hr min)
11-12 SEA
19-20 ATX
21-22 DFW
Feb
2-3 SLC (2 hr min)
Apr
1-2 Udaipur
5-9 Kochi
14-15 New Delhi (possible Mar 24-27 if booking is 6+ hrs)
I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I need the Bluesky team to put me on their team as a software engineer to fix this algorithm. Its parameters for displaying posts is too tight yet too irrelevant. Fixing how timeline and posts display would elevate this app immediately. Put me in coach 😘
can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads?
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
can clients react to this post if you’ve found providers here first then went to their ads?
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
meaning: you didn’t find someone online, their website, ig, or twitter first. You found them *here* first
I’m trying to see something 👀🔬
I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have an IG and TG now where I post almost daily, especially since twitter’s new auto moderation is so sus. You can find the links in my bio 💖
touring schedule:
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
November 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
touring schedule:
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
Dec:
11-13 Chicago (confirmed)
15-16 NYC (working on it)
Jan:
5-6 Phoenix
8-9 Raleigh
12-13 Seattle
19-20 Austin
Feb:
2-3 SLC
picture to accompany the multifaceted princess post below 💖😌
November 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
picture to accompany the multifaceted princess post below 💖😌
I wrote my first substack today about being able to hold the truths between classic gfe and kinky gfe. It’s possible and here’s how 🥞
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
The Safe Word is Curiosity
equal parts confession, exploration, and reassurance to anyone who has ever wondered if being "vanilla" or "kinky" is a reflection of who they are.
lanahs.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I wrote my first substack today about being able to hold the truths between classic gfe and kinky gfe. It’s possible and here’s how 🥞
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
lanahs.substack.com/p/the-safe-w...
still waiting for my first bsky booking. is it you? 😈
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
still waiting for my first bsky booking. is it you? 😈
twt doesn’t like this one so I’ll bring it here to see what happens 😈
updated tour dates on my website now
updated tour dates on my website now
October 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
twt doesn’t like this one so I’ll bring it here to see what happens 😈
updated tour dates on my website now
updated tour dates on my website now
touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
touring PHX, SLC, CHI, SF, LV in the next 4 weeks. See website for more details. Can’t wait to see you there
I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I did it. Surgery done yesterday. Final iteration Barbie (for now) has arrived
“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this”
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
July 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“all the pretty girls walk like this this this this this”
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk
but adhd edition where you walk into corners of furniture or counters, lose your balance when you turn fast, hit your knee on the desk