Dream dirty girl 😇

Affirm and ShopPay only

seeing you + the evidence of the night before sounds so perfect

you’ll find out if you hire me or are a provider 😌

I will do some extremely holy things to whoever makes this 24 hrs bakery tour of buns and other types of buns happen

you come too! I love a moresome with beautiful deities 💖

SF is so lucky

can we? 🥺

cardiomegaly is hot in this context

some of my favorite baddies

Coming from you, this means everything 😮‍💨🖤

I will. You got this! 💖💞

if you’re going there this weekend, it’s going to be 0 degrees or lower at night and probably windy asf because it’s old school winter before winter officially starts 🫠😮‍💨

they’re so great. Not scary at all I promise. Plus much better than the disposable ones and generally the same size

- Electric blankets
- *extremely* warm coats. I’m talking Arc’Teryx and Canada Goose types of warm coats
- insulated boots
- rechargeable hand warmers
- ice traction cleats if it’s icy
- very moisturizing skin care appropriate for your skin type

(I know clients want us showing up so sexy as if we’re magic untouched by the elements, but if it’s 8 deg out and there’s 2 ft of snow on the ground, you’ll have to understand that I need time to change and I might show up initially looking like a fluffy marshmallow with snow boots on)

Every time I hear it, it’s like a new wave of emotions