Lana Albright
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The highly influential with Chicago progressives Girl, I Guess voter guide is out for the upcoming primary elections, via @stephanieskora.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Girl, I Guess Progressive Voter Guide 2026 Primary
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February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
The highly influential with Chicago progressives Girl, I Guess voter guide is out for the upcoming primary elections, via @stephanieskora.bsky.social docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I can't even look at the internet now a days. Between ICE in Minnesota and the Epstein files, it's been hard to just... feel normal. And I feel almost bad for escaping and looking away.
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can't even look at the internet now a days. Between ICE in Minnesota and the Epstein files, it's been hard to just... feel normal. And I feel almost bad for escaping and looking away.
Thank you for giving the people what they want.
Joaquin Castro did such a good job getting this family back together and home safe.
There are more families that have been separated though. Not even close to done.
Joaquin Castro did such a good job getting this family back together and home safe.
There are more families that have been separated though. Not even close to done.
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Thank you for giving the people what they want.
Joaquin Castro did such a good job getting this family back together and home safe.
There are more families that have been separated though. Not even close to done.
Joaquin Castro did such a good job getting this family back together and home safe.
There are more families that have been separated though. Not even close to done.
If this baby doesn't get his spiderman backpack and bunny hat back I will continue to be outraged.
These federal judges are getting just as pissed off it seems.
www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-o...
These federal judges are getting just as pissed off it seems.
www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-o...
Judge orders 5-year-old detained in Minnesota and dad to be released from ICE detention in Texas
A federal judge in Texas on Saturday ordered 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos and his father to be released from immigration detention.
www.cbsnews.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:42 PM
If this baby doesn't get his spiderman backpack and bunny hat back I will continue to be outraged.
These federal judges are getting just as pissed off it seems.
www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-o...
These federal judges are getting just as pissed off it seems.
www.cbsnews.com/news/judge-o...
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gregory-bovino/
Every room is an escape room to me.
January 27, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Every room is an escape room to me.
Today I learned that penguins are monogamous but sometimes will cheat on each other. Love just isn't real.
January 22, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Today I learned that penguins are monogamous but sometimes will cheat on each other. Love just isn't real.
Intention setting, 2026.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
January 1, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Intention setting, 2026.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
I think this is going to be my new tradition since I friggin hate NYE parties.
To whoever is saying "If you bought the Dubai chocolate, you lost 2025." I just want you to know I'm a huge fucking loser. But you know what, waking up to a whole ass chocolate bar I forgot that I bought felt like a massive win at the time.
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
To whoever is saying "If you bought the Dubai chocolate, you lost 2025." I just want you to know I'm a huge fucking loser. But you know what, waking up to a whole ass chocolate bar I forgot that I bought felt like a massive win at the time.
Okay I have never heard of this man until now but let me just say he is like a mountain. A mountain I want to climb. It's his like quiet confidence laced with 'Its my job to kill' which is literally what he said. This is like a main male character in a romance novel shit. Thanks Logan Paul I guess.
December 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Okay I have never heard of this man until now but let me just say he is like a mountain. A mountain I want to climb. It's his like quiet confidence laced with 'Its my job to kill' which is literally what he said. This is like a main male character in a romance novel shit. Thanks Logan Paul I guess.
I almost feel a little bad about that Packers win. It was so iconic. No wonder they hate us. But... the Wisconsin girl in me is saying the bears still suck.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I almost feel a little bad about that Packers win. It was so iconic. No wonder they hate us. But... the Wisconsin girl in me is saying the bears still suck.
We got about 6 inches of snow in Chicago and I still hate dibs more than ever. This stupid tradition somehow combines littering, laziness and lack of community care all in one selfish package. Like get your bum ass outside and shovel. It's not that bad.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
We got about 6 inches of snow in Chicago and I still hate dibs more than ever. This stupid tradition somehow combines littering, laziness and lack of community care all in one selfish package. Like get your bum ass outside and shovel. It's not that bad.
Is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald like the Roman Empire for Midwest guys? Like, how often do they think about this shipwreck. Cause it seems like a lot.
November 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald like the Roman Empire for Midwest guys? Like, how often do they think about this shipwreck. Cause it seems like a lot.
I gotta stop watching dia de los muertes tiktoks and crying. My eyeballs are going to stop working for good.
November 3, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I gotta stop watching dia de los muertes tiktoks and crying. My eyeballs are going to stop working for good.
I just remembered I bought a $20 chocolate bar from 7/11 last night.
November 1, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just remembered I bought a $20 chocolate bar from 7/11 last night.
I just remembered how I drank a negroni this past weekend because a very hot Italian guy ordered one and I was like, I'll just do what you're doing. and then I hated the drink but I drank it anyway and told him how good it was.
October 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I just remembered how I drank a negroni this past weekend because a very hot Italian guy ordered one and I was like, I'll just do what you're doing. and then I hated the drink but I drank it anyway and told him how good it was.
The best part about this is it's RIGHT downtown by the Trump tower. Lolll look at them running. The ice guy in the white cowboy kills me 😂
Chicago ICE attempted to apprehend a random delivery guy, but the delivery guy’s impressive escaping skills proved to be too much for the goons
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The best part about this is it's RIGHT downtown by the Trump tower. Lolll look at them running. The ice guy in the white cowboy kills me 😂
Why are there SO many people that want to climb Mount Everest
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Why are there SO many people that want to climb Mount Everest
I am fucking overjoyed to see that the savannah bananas have a marching band now.
September 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I am fucking overjoyed to see that the savannah bananas have a marching band now.
Every day is somehow worst than the last
September 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Every day is somehow worst than the last
When do the aliens get here again
September 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
When do the aliens get here again
No one follows me here so I can be arrogant and post my hot artsy selfies
September 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
No one follows me here so I can be arrogant and post my hot artsy selfies
It's cool that we just got into a trade and tariff war with our best friends and closest allies.
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It's cool that we just got into a trade and tariff war with our best friends and closest allies.
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it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit
January 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
it’s so insane to me that people work for ICE like did you watch star wars and think man i want to be like the guys in the plastic white suits who can’t aim for shit