LancCo Rob (Give Me Whimsy, Damnit Edition)
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lanccorob.bsky.social
Did I spend most of my evening recreating The Meter™ in high resolution for the upcoming Phils season? Including the home day game version?

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lanccorob.bsky.social
A beloved homophobic childhood dog
phillytradesman.bsky.social
These mfs are mourning Kershaw like the death of a beloved childhood dog.
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jdbatts79.bsky.social
Man, I thought the last thing Kershaw wanted was to get pounded by a bunch of dudes…
lanccorob.bsky.social
Really making Clayton wear it. Love to see it.
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thejawnoftime.bsky.social
Stop saying it’s hard to watch, some of us are having the time of our lives
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lanccorob.bsky.social
They don’t wanna put Bohm on base here? 🙃
lanccorob.bsky.social
It’s not tough for ME to watch Clayton Kershaw struggle like this lol, gimmie more
lanccorob.bsky.social
What did he know and when did he know it lol
lanccorob.bsky.social
Would be so funny if the Phils light his ass up lol
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helloyorick.fightins.online
My guy needs to think small from now on if we make it through this. I appreciate the intention, but it has become a real problem.
panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I’m gonna say it: Bryce Harper has been singularly focused on trying to give himself a highlight moment this entire series and it has repeatedly killed us.
lanccorob.bsky.social
If the Phillies didn’t love Kershaw so much, I think we could’ve done some damage there.
lanccorob.bsky.social
That entire inning was such a microcosm of the 2025 Phillies season: Exciting, dumb, and frustrating
lanccorob.bsky.social
“I wanna hit ding-dongs, not be a ding-dong,” said the man who has an absolutely remarkable ding-dong impression
lanccorob.bsky.social
No, that’s an insult to dildos. A dildo would have the good sense to stay put there.
lanccorob.bsky.social
Bryce wanted to do his friend a favor and give him an out
lanccorob.bsky.social
Bröther should be in a pasture eating grass right now instead of helping our Phillies get some opportunities to tack a couple on
lanccorob.bsky.social
Kershaw couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat lol
lanccorob.bsky.social
Dare we say…ladies love Double Plays???