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Big monster with a heart of gold.
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Scientist: Otters are actually just wet dogs
Scientist: Otters are actually just wet dogs
Kingston, ON - A senior researcher at Queen’s University claimed this week that otters don’t exist and are actually just wet dogs.
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January 24, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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How well has Canada learned to survive winter?

People live year round in Winnipeg.
Canada Lives Because…
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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Crazy turnout for the Ice protest

#Minneapolis #ICEOUT #ICEOUTMN
January 23, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
Carney uninvited to join Trump’s ‘Board Of Peace’ alongside Putin, Netanyahu, Lex Luthor, Megatron
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President Donald Trump disinvited Prime Minister Mark Carney from his newly-established "Board of Peace", comprised of Trump, various war criminals, authoritarian strongmen, and...
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January 23, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Pierre, who? #pierrepoilievre #cpc #alberta #canada #politics
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January 22, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Wait, can the entire world dump US Treasury Bonds? Or should we?? @mmmegan.bsky.social breaks it down to Luke, @nileseguin.bsky.social , and @clareblackwood.bsky.social.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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I really like the new mayor of NYC.
January 22, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
Trump threatens tariffs on champagne so nobody can celebrate when he dies
WASHINGTON D.C. – Following a whirlwind week at Davos, and despite backtracking on threats to annex Greenland, US President Donald Trump is still threatening to tariff Champagne to keep people from pa...
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January 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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Cappys waiting for toast.
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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There’s good reason to need a license to cut hair, also.
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January 21, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos
Trump demands Carney give him his standing ovation from Davos
DAVOS, SWITZERLAND - Following his poorly-received and rambling address at the World Economic Forum, U.S. President Donald Trump angrily demanded that Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney personally gi...
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January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Well said. And if the federal laws won't do this, the states, which grant corporate status, can and should.
January 21, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Before we had smartphones or even home computers we had to buy strategy guides when we got stuck in video games
January 21, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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He played Risk as a child and thinks the world works like that.
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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Look what the Feds are doing now to intimidate people into silence.
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Vancouver council is back in session today

Which means they are once again only providing real-time updates on city business to a single website that's under investigation for child exploitation

They've stubbornly defended their approach

Which reaches approximately 50 people
January 20, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Americans are realizing that unfettered federal power to detain and arrest is a very dangerous thing. I learned that lesson as a child when they put us into internment camps just for looking like the enemy. Don’t go further down this road.
January 20, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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Get off X.

stillonx.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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She nailed Jennings to the wall with this. Good for her.
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Absolutely vile. Stick to nuts and milks, Big Cashew. Happy National Cheese Lovers Day
January 20, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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which type of pokemon are tribbles
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Are you listening, GOP? Use your authority. Check the mad king.
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 8:19 PM
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Overseas and here at home, families have to prepare for horrific nightmares Trump and his regime could unleash at any time. Think about that.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM