Lan
@landers537.bsky.social
Mom, I am a rich man ✨ Mathematically sophisticated (she/her)
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Lan
@landers537.bsky.social
· Apr 13
I feel like it must feel so good to hit a ground rule double
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
the Black Panthers were right
My valentines gift to myself: a bloody nose ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
My valentines gift to myself: a bloody nose ❤️
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I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game
February 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I would like to hear Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski call a baseball game
AI video? In MY olympics opening ceremony?? :(((
February 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
AI video? In MY olympics opening ceremony?? :(((
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alt text:
YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT
lose paperwork
make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS
everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it
YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT
lose paperwork
make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS
everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
alt text:
YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT
lose paperwork
make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS
everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it
YOU WILL GET AWAY WITH IT
lose paperwork
make food wrong decaf instead of regular overtighten lug nuts strip spark plugs delete jira tickets
IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO MAKE MISTAKES YOU CAN FIGHT ICE WITHOUT ANY RISKS
everything adds up you have no excuses anymore just do it
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Having watched the trailers for Wuthering Heights, I guess it wasn’t necessary to read the book, since Emerald Fennel clearly didn’t!!!
February 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Having watched the trailers for Wuthering Heights, I guess it wasn’t necessary to read the book, since Emerald Fennel clearly didn’t!!!
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Its been below Freezing for 192 hours and 8 minutes.
February 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Its been below Freezing for 192 hours and 8 minutes.
I’ve breached containment! (Finally managed to dig out the bottom of my driveway)
January 28, 2026 at 5:46 PM
I’ve breached containment! (Finally managed to dig out the bottom of my driveway)
My snow boots (15 years old) are starting to fall apart :(((
January 26, 2026 at 5:43 PM
My snow boots (15 years old) are starting to fall apart :(((
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Where Are ICE, DHS, and CBP In Philadelphia?
Where Are ICE, DHS, and CBP In Philadelphia?
Where is ICE making their decisions and where are they detaining people?
phillyplaindealer.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Where Are ICE, DHS, and CBP In Philadelphia?
Thats MY Fantasy Kicker missing field goals in the AFC championship game!
January 25, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Thats MY Fantasy Kicker missing field goals in the AFC championship game!
Just remembered Jay Wright was in my dream last night (non erotic). V’s up!
January 24, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Just remembered Jay Wright was in my dream last night (non erotic). V’s up!
Not some stranger who I gave something to for FREE on Facebook TWO YEARS AGO coming back to try to get me to buy girl scout cookies from her child
January 20, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Not some stranger who I gave something to for FREE on Facebook TWO YEARS AGO coming back to try to get me to buy girl scout cookies from her child
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![Southeastern Pennsylvania: I** Rapid Response
[A map of SE PA]
If you see I** activity:
*call the rapid response number for your county
* provide the exact location, time, and description
* take photos and videos if possible
Delaware-(717) 536-8367
Lehigh/Northampton- (610) 850-9930
Montgomery- (267) 279-9205
Philadelphia
(215) 218-9079
(814) 205-3293 (Español)
(445) 310-3081 (Asian-American)
York/Lancaster/Adams/Dauphin/Franklin (717) 229-7452](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:a4swkolk5ekpq47di3yfwkcw/bafkreih4maz56jru7u7sfscbgrigq3mpe4szhdo7ujx2owv4wq63fiz7xq@jpeg)
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My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
ICE is in Philly posing as Septa workers
January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My roommate is a teacher and has reported that ICE has been hanging around Septa stops and depots in the interest of abducting kids on their way home because they aren’t allowed to enter schools. They claimed to be part of a “Septa Strike Force” which does not exist. Boost if you can.
Have discovered the secret of a perfect sandwich, put it on a good sourdough bread
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Have discovered the secret of a perfect sandwich, put it on a good sourdough bread
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defense wins championships
December 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
defense wins championships
I’m going to finish the 3 books i’m reading before the end of the year or DIE TRYING so help me GOD
December 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I’m going to finish the 3 books i’m reading before the end of the year or DIE TRYING so help me GOD
Gotta respect someone who comes to yoga to just do whatever the fuck they want. Dint even pretend to follow the instructor
December 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Gotta respect someone who comes to yoga to just do whatever the fuck they want. Dint even pretend to follow the instructor
I did not sacrifice my time and energy for years to get my graduate degree just so that some company director could tell us to all “think about how we could use AI in our daily work” at the virtual holiday party
December 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I did not sacrifice my time and energy for years to get my graduate degree just so that some company director could tell us to all “think about how we could use AI in our daily work” at the virtual holiday party
Happy Annual Shampoo in My Eye to all who celebrate
December 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Happy Annual Shampoo in My Eye to all who celebrate
Welcome back to another episode of Leanne Reads a Horrible Christmas Themed Romance Novel.
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Welcome back to another episode of Leanne Reads a Horrible Christmas Themed Romance Novel.
Bringing a “What the Fuck is Going On” vibe to the meeting agenda today
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Bringing a “What the Fuck is Going On” vibe to the meeting agenda today