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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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mtgarena.com
Oko's back with abs as fabulous as ever. What's Oko doing in #MTGLorwyn? Read the story!

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Oko, Lorwyn Liege Cost: two, blue Type: Legendary Planeswalker—Oko Rarity: Mythic Rare Loyalty: Three Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (green). If you do, transform Oko. +2: Up to one target creature gains all creature types. (This effect doesn't end.) +1: Target creature gets -2/-0 until your next turn. Artist: Kai Carpenter Art: Oko, a fae wearing a mantle of dark feathers, a golden crown, leather pants, and not much else sits on a moss covered rock surrounded by Changelings. Other side of the card: Oko, Shadowmoor Scion Type: Legendary Planeswalker— Oko Rarity: Mythic Rare Abilities: At the beginning of your first main phase, you may pay (blue). If you do, transform Oko. -1: Mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. -3: Create two 3/3 green Elk Creature tokens. -6: Choose a creature type: You get an emblem with "Creatures you control of the chosen type get +3/+3 and have vigilance and hexproof." Artist: Kai Carpenter Art: Oko wields a staff tipped with glowing blue light and a much more ornate outfit with a belt of thorns and a mantle of bone with a long cloak. Don't worry, his abs are still out. He is flanked by Elks glowing with yellow light and gnarled horns. And Elk Type: Token Creature — Elk Power/Toughness: three, three Artist: Sam Guay Art: An elk of dark fur stands amidst thorns of green and dancing purple lights. The Elk itself has glowing purple lines on its body evocative of thorns that snake up to its eyes.
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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mtgarena.com
The Headliner card of #MTGLorywyn, Bitterbloom Bearer! This serialized card, found in Collector Boosters, features stunning art from Rebecca Guay!
Bitterbloom Bearer - Headliner version Cost: black, black Type: Creature — Faerie Rogue Rarity: Mythic Rare Power/Toughness: one, one Abilities: Flash Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and create a 1/1 blue and black Faerie creature token with flying. Flavor text: Petals burst in evening hours with flitting things so fickle and sour. Artist: Rebecca Guay Art: A beautiful Lorwyn faerie surrounds themselves with purple and pink flowers as motes of magic dance off their arms. Shadows of black flowers block view of the whole picture, giving the appearance that we are seeing this figure from behind flowers.
January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
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mtgarena.com
Let's look at some Booster Fun! #MTGLorwyn features the Fable Frame treatment across a wide swath of cards in the set. Art that evokes those found in childhood fable books celebrates the traditional art found throughout the cards of #MTGLorwyn.
Disruptor of Currents - Fable Frame Cost: three, blue, blue Type: Creature — Merfolk Wizard Rarity: Rare Power/Toughness: three, three Abilities: Flash Convoke When this creature enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Artist: Julie Benbassat Art: A merfolk painted in soft storybook tones is underneath the water surrounded by a forest of kelp. In their hands is a staff tipped with a conch shell that is glowing with magic in the shape of a sun. Then the center card. Hexing Squelcher - Fable Frame Cost: 1, Red Type: Creature — Goblin Sorcerer Rarity: Rare Power/Toughness: two, two Abilities: This spell can't be countered. Ward—Pay 2 life. Spells you control can't be countered. Other creatures you control have "Ward—Pay 2 life." Artist: Matthew Forsythe Art: A goblin painted in soft storybook tones. They stand on a rock with whirls of red magic behind them, their eyes glowing light blue as they hold a roughly made spear. Then the right card. Bloom Tender Cost: 1, Green Type: Creature — Elf Druid Rarity: Mythic Rare Power/Toughness: one, one Abilities: Vivid — tap: For each color among permanents you control, add one mana of that color. Flavor text: "Every day she tended the flowers, for the fey promised that upon the thousandth bloom, her lover would live once more." —The Fae's Cruel Prank Artist: Danny Schwartz Art: An elf is painted in soft storybook tones. She looks to be older and dressed in robes of green and pink. She stands underneath a tree's curved branches in a grove of flowers that she is tending to.
January 5, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito https://theonion.com/increasingly-worried-man-hasn-t-yet-come-across-any-gua-1819576083/
Increasingly Worried Man Hasn’t Yet Come Across Any Guacamole In Burrito
January 4, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:44 AM
lanternhal.bsky.social
Damn @amazon. Why you suck so bad?
What I ordered. What I got
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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My mantra for 2026
December 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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This Is Fine: Maximum Cope (Switch/PS5 EU import) up for preorder at VGP ($32.91 US Dollars) buff.ly/HHO0bkW #ad
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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James Cameron would love to write Avatar novels if 4 and 5 don't get made, but believes "there's no business model for it anymore. people aren't reading." https://bit.ly/4pScKIN
December 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Presenting The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom Decayed Master Sword Life-Size Statue.

The handle is crafted from metal, the blade is made of durable ABS, and the sword can be detached from the base.

Preorder now on the IGN Store: https://bit.ly/4nRF2RW
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Kirby - Go Ahead... Destroy t-shirt is $20 at The Yetee (today only) buff.ly/FPn65wa #ad
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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In the wake of an incredible run at The Game Awards, during which Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 won a record-breaking nine awards and announced a free DLC out right now, a whole lot of people are purchasing and/or downloading the game to see what all the fuss is about. https://t.co/N059GettMr
December 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is officially #TheGameAwards' Game of the Year!

Let's revisit our review to see what made this game so great: https://bit.ly/4iZNUUS
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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'Clair Obscur: Expedition 33' won 9 awards at #TheGameAwards — the most for any game ever 🎮

• Game of the Year
• Best Narrative
• Best Game Direction
• Best RPG
• Best Art Direction
• Best Score & Music
• Best Performance
• Best Debut Indie Game
• Best Independent Game
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 stormed #TheGameAwards 2025, winning all but one category it was nominated in, including the main prize: Game of the Year. https://bit.ly/4aJ2Ggm
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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wario64.bsky.social
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 "Thank You" update out now, full patch notes

Trailer

-New playable environment
-Brand new music tracks
-Challenging boss battles within Endless Tower
-Photo Mode
-New text/UI game localizations
-QoL/performance improvements including for PC handhelds (Deck verified)
December 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The only thing that I don’t like about Expedition 33 is I will never get to experience this masterpiece for the first time again. #GOTY @expedition33.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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Immortals Fenyx Rising (PC - Ubisoft Connect) free to claim by December 2nd buff.ly/IX9SEBr
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Today, we're thankful for connection. #MTGxATLA
The image shows the #MTGxATLA card, Shared Roots.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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A Painted Symphony is officially kicking off in 2026 with a European tour! 🎼

The tour will be coming to FIFTEEN cities in Spring 2026! Tickets go on sale Dec 2nd!!

Visit the website to read the full details: apaintedsymphony.expedition33.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good https://theonion.com/report-oyster-cracker-wise-nation-doing-pretty-good-1819578214/
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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GTA VI has been delayed again. Its new release date is November 2026. gameinformer.com/2025/11/06/g...
A screenshot from GTA 6. A group of boats with people drinking and partying float off the coast of Leonida.
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM