Amanda LaPergola
@lapergs.bsky.social
I don't know, man. I'm just as lost and confused as you guys.
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Amanda LaPergola
@lapergs.bsky.social
· Sep 18
Happy 5th birthday to the official theme for Spirit Halloween
Please rise for the national anthem.
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How can ICE find a random, undocumented person while they're out shopping or at a restaurant, but an entire university with multiple cameras can't fully describe the Brown University shooter?
How could the shooter evade multiple cameras?
This clearly isn’t Tom Cruise’s ‘Mission Impossible.’
How could the shooter evade multiple cameras?
This clearly isn’t Tom Cruise’s ‘Mission Impossible.’
December 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
How can ICE find a random, undocumented person while they're out shopping or at a restaurant, but an entire university with multiple cameras can't fully describe the Brown University shooter?
How could the shooter evade multiple cameras?
This clearly isn’t Tom Cruise’s ‘Mission Impossible.’
How could the shooter evade multiple cameras?
This clearly isn’t Tom Cruise’s ‘Mission Impossible.’
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And here’s some photos of Liam Neeson having pissed himself.
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And here’s some photos of Liam Neeson having pissed himself.
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liam neeson: i once made up an imaginary Black man and then talked in an interview about how i wanted to murder him.
95% of ppl: ...
liam neeson: the covid vaccines are dodgy.
95% of ppl: holy shit, this liam neeson guy might be a bit of a prick.
95% of ppl: ...
liam neeson: the covid vaccines are dodgy.
95% of ppl: holy shit, this liam neeson guy might be a bit of a prick.
December 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
liam neeson: i once made up an imaginary Black man and then talked in an interview about how i wanted to murder him.
95% of ppl: ...
liam neeson: the covid vaccines are dodgy.
95% of ppl: holy shit, this liam neeson guy might be a bit of a prick.
95% of ppl: ...
liam neeson: the covid vaccines are dodgy.
95% of ppl: holy shit, this liam neeson guy might be a bit of a prick.
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If Liam Neeson is gonna narrate some quack documentary we should pay Jesse Plemons 30 billion dollars to read things for two hours like “the earth is clearly round” “you should eat a healthy diet of a variety of foods and not just wet beef” & “do not suntan your butthole, it does not need that”
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
If Liam Neeson is gonna narrate some quack documentary we should pay Jesse Plemons 30 billion dollars to read things for two hours like “the earth is clearly round” “you should eat a healthy diet of a variety of foods and not just wet beef” & “do not suntan your butthole, it does not need that”
Finally! My dream to see mpreg Mandalorian give birth to Grogu is about to come true!
Disney has signed a deal with OpenAI & invested $1 billion into the company
Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on animated, masked & creature characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar & Star Wars
Curated selections of AI generated videos will be released on Disney+
Sora will now be able to AI generate videos based on animated, masked & creature characters from Disney, Marvel, Pixar & Star Wars
Curated selections of AI generated videos will be released on Disney+
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Finally! My dream to see mpreg Mandalorian give birth to Grogu is about to come true!
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scrolling disney+ adn im suddenyl hit with a video where mickey gets fucked by one of those star wars droids
December 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
scrolling disney+ adn im suddenyl hit with a video where mickey gets fucked by one of those star wars droids
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Weird because I thought I would pay money to Disney+ to in turn pay professional actors, writers, and tradespeople to make interesting stories that some random dipshit would not be as good at
"Iger said the deal also fulfills a longtime desire by Disney to put user-generated content on its Disney+ streaming platform. Disney initially plans to put select videos created on Sora onto Disney+ to increase engagement with users, especially younger ones." www.businessinsider.com/disney-bob-i...
Disney CEO Bob Iger explains why he just did a blockbuster OpenAI deal
Disney CEO Bob Iger said the company's licensing deal with OpenAI will let it capitalize on a fast-growing technology and engage younger audiences.
www.businessinsider.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Weird because I thought I would pay money to Disney+ to in turn pay professional actors, writers, and tradespeople to make interesting stories that some random dipshit would not be as good at
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Now on Disney+
Extremely good day for pregnant Elsa/Spider-Man fans I guess.
December 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Now on Disney+
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He can add this to his fake TIME covers at Mar-A-Lago
December 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
He can add this to his fake TIME covers at Mar-A-Lago
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When I’ve written about Elsa chatbots and Marvel actress deepfakes, people always eagerly respond that Disney will surely sue the AI companies. Didn’t happen. Instead, they joined forces with them. You can’t trust corporate America to do what’s right, not even for them, once they smell money
December 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I’ve written about Elsa chatbots and Marvel actress deepfakes, people always eagerly respond that Disney will surely sue the AI companies. Didn’t happen. Instead, they joined forces with them. You can’t trust corporate America to do what’s right, not even for them, once they smell money
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BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis has ordered the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia: "since Abrego Garcia's wrongful detention in El Salvador, he has been re-detained, again without lawful authority."
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
BREAKING: Judge Paula Xinis has ordered the immediate release of Kilmar Abrego Garcia: "since Abrego Garcia's wrongful detention in El Salvador, he has been re-detained, again without lawful authority."
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December 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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When I die, I want a random person to stand up and announce "he's dead!" then ring a bell for 10 minutes just so there's no ambiguity.
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
When I die, I want a random person to stand up and announce "he's dead!" then ring a bell for 10 minutes just so there's no ambiguity.
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Extorting the ICC is peak stupid.
Trump has demanded that the International Criminal Court amend its founding document to ensure it doesn't investigate him and his top officials, threatening new U.S. sanctions on the court if it does not.
Cause nothing says ‘I’m innocent’ like threatening a court if it tries to look at you.
Cause nothing says ‘I’m innocent’ like threatening a court if it tries to look at you.
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Extorting the ICC is peak stupid.
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Jimmy Fallon: And does it taste good? I bet it's great.
CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!
Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!
Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Jimmy Fallon: And does it taste good? I bet it's great.
CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!
Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
CEO of Company That Made Lemonade That Kills You: I don't know Jimmy, it kills you when you drink it, so I haven't, you know, I haven't had it. Yet!
Jimmy Fallon: That's amazing, that's amazing. We have some if - if the audience wants to try?
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In 22 days, 22 million Americans will lose their ability to afford care.
For 15 years, House Republicans have been undercutting the ACA.
But @housedemocrats.bsky.social have a plan.
We just need 4 Republicans to join us to extend the credits and save health care for millions.
For 15 years, House Republicans have been undercutting the ACA.
But @housedemocrats.bsky.social have a plan.
We just need 4 Republicans to join us to extend the credits and save health care for millions.
December 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
In 22 days, 22 million Americans will lose their ability to afford care.
For 15 years, House Republicans have been undercutting the ACA.
But @housedemocrats.bsky.social have a plan.
We just need 4 Republicans to join us to extend the credits and save health care for millions.
For 15 years, House Republicans have been undercutting the ACA.
But @housedemocrats.bsky.social have a plan.
We just need 4 Republicans to join us to extend the credits and save health care for millions.
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ACA tax credits keep health care costs down for millions—but they'll expire at the end of the year unless Republicans act.
Every House Democrat signed a discharge petition to extend them and stop premiums from skyrocketing. If just four Republicans join us, the House would vote.
Every House Democrat signed a discharge petition to extend them and stop premiums from skyrocketing. If just four Republicans join us, the House would vote.
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
ACA tax credits keep health care costs down for millions—but they'll expire at the end of the year unless Republicans act.
Every House Democrat signed a discharge petition to extend them and stop premiums from skyrocketing. If just four Republicans join us, the House would vote.
Every House Democrat signed a discharge petition to extend them and stop premiums from skyrocketing. If just four Republicans join us, the House would vote.
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you must dress nicely in the airport but if you're sweaty and stink from a pre-flight workout, that's OK too, says Secretary of Road Rules Gym Duffy.
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Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you must dress nicely in the airport but if you're sweaty and stink from a pre-flight workout, that's OK too, says Secretary of Road Rules Gym Duffy.
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Mark Kelly is a Hero. Pete Hegseth has seven kids with three wives. Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant. He is a racist, homophonic, misogynistic, sycophantic dolt and least qualified SecDef we’ve ever had. But go on…
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Mark Kelly is a Hero. Pete Hegseth has seven kids with three wives. Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant. He is a racist, homophonic, misogynistic, sycophantic dolt and least qualified SecDef we’ve ever had. But go on…
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While the unchecked executive power SCOTUS is awarding Trump is horrific, including likely unlimited firing authority, I'd like to see the next President wield it like a scalpel to cut out every MAGA-influenced thing in the gov't before having Congress legislate that power out of existence.
December 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
While the unchecked executive power SCOTUS is awarding Trump is horrific, including likely unlimited firing authority, I'd like to see the next President wield it like a scalpel to cut out every MAGA-influenced thing in the gov't before having Congress legislate that power out of existence.
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Trump does not have the popular support of Americans when it comes to Ukraine. When we hear "The US wants Ukraine to concede land," it is wrong. The US does not want that. The Trump regime wants that.
I hate seeing that voters, Congress, and the SCOTUS has breathed so much power into the beast.
I hate seeing that voters, Congress, and the SCOTUS has breathed so much power into the beast.
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Trump does not have the popular support of Americans when it comes to Ukraine. When we hear "The US wants Ukraine to concede land," it is wrong. The US does not want that. The Trump regime wants that.
I hate seeing that voters, Congress, and the SCOTUS has breathed so much power into the beast.
I hate seeing that voters, Congress, and the SCOTUS has breathed so much power into the beast.
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A lot of you think it's ridiculous that Democrats would ever let Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people rehabilitate her image, but we just had a convention that featured border patrol agents and a congressman that voted against Obamacare more than 60 times, so I'm being extra careful.
December 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM
A lot of you think it's ridiculous that Democrats would ever let Marjorie Taylor Greene of all people rehabilitate her image, but we just had a convention that featured border patrol agents and a congressman that voted against Obamacare more than 60 times, so I'm being extra careful.
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MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CAN DISH IT OUT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. SHE SPENDS HER DAYS ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE, IMMIGRANTS AND DEMOCRACY ITSELF, THEN WHINES ABOUT BEING "BULLIED." ACCOUNTABILITY ISN'T OPPRESSION; IT'S ABOUT HOLDING BIGOTS RESPONSIBLE.
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE CAN DISH IT OUT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. SHE SPENDS HER DAYS ATTACKING LGBTQ+ PEOPLE, IMMIGRANTS AND DEMOCRACY ITSELF, THEN WHINES ABOUT BEING "BULLIED." ACCOUNTABILITY ISN'T OPPRESSION; IT'S ABOUT HOLDING BIGOTS RESPONSIBLE.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene attacked, belittled, harassed, trolled, cursed at and stalked people she didn’t like
Yet she thinks of herself as a victim
This is an overarching theme in MAGA:
Blame everyone else. Attack them. It’s OK-they deserve it for what they did to you.
That’s why they love her
Yet she thinks of herself as a victim
This is an overarching theme in MAGA:
Blame everyone else. Attack them. It’s OK-they deserve it for what they did to you.
That’s why they love her
LESLEY STAHL: You contributed to the toxic culture. You were out there pounding, insulting people
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: You've contributed to it as well
STAHL: I want you to respond to what you have done in terms of insulting people
MTG: I'd like for you to respond to that
December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene attacked, belittled, harassed, trolled, cursed at and stalked people she didn’t like
Yet she thinks of herself as a victim
This is an overarching theme in MAGA:
Blame everyone else. Attack them. It’s OK-they deserve it for what they did to you.
That’s why they love her
Yet she thinks of herself as a victim
This is an overarching theme in MAGA:
Blame everyone else. Attack them. It’s OK-they deserve it for what they did to you.
That’s why they love her
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lol Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau is a recession indicator
December 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
lol Katy Perry dating Justin Trudeau is a recession indicator