Lauren
larrygoose.bsky.social
Lauren
@larrygoose.bsky.social
Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
I can understand why someone might be skeptical that “you should be thinking for yourself when you write your own grocery list” is a crisis

But dealing with grief feels like a fundamental part of the human experience . I m o
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Ok WOW
December 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
4yo told me during bedtime that I should make that salad every day but that I can put the apples if I want to, but he prefers without
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
(Everyone say happy birthday to Kevin, i don’t make this for dinner regularly lol)
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Look I fully approve
December 9, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Prince carmy ?
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Hence the appeal I think
December 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
She has no concept of romance; Cinderella is the story of a girl who gets a significant wardrobe upgrade
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Omg same
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I think you’re allowed to take mucinex while pregnant which absolutely guarantees it does nothing
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Bugs Bunny drinking coffee
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Reposted by Lauren
Telling people "if you speak up while you're with your child, you're putting them at risk" is just a naked threat to hurt your children if you don't shut up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I hope posting is uncool by the time he’s old enough to
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m sayin’
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
They put a few into the same shots too so it’s easy. I love my kids not getting sick. It rocks actually
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Get this boy a ladyfinger mcflurry stat
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM