Lauren
larrygoose.bsky.social
Lauren
@larrygoose.bsky.social
Goofy ass and wife of kevjg
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Original watercolor illustration for Tomie dePaola’s The Lady of Guadalupe, at the Marian Library at the University of Dayton, Ohio.
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Genuinely disturbing
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Freak 4yo didn’t like pot roast w carrots and potatoes

But had multiple helpings of salad w arugula, apple, Gorgonzola, pine nuts ?????
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
2yo is into Cinderella lately and calls him “prince charmy”
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Telling people "if you speak up while you're with your child, you're putting them at risk" is just a naked threat to hurt your children if you don't shut up.
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The kids watch Scooby doo mostly for their screen time which is cool but they will sometimes try to make conversation with people by talking about the headless horseman
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
4yo asked to play “tie dye is the sky” and it took me a couple asks before I realized he wanted to listen to “the tide is high”
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I dislike winter
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
what can you even say
Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
4yo was describing his magnatile building plans as “splendid”
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We have enough cranberries to make another one so I think I will
Cranberry upside down cake in the oven ama
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
My kids have full water bottles in their beds to prevent “one more sip of water” bedtime delays/middle of night wake-ups

But nothing. NOTHING. Is as good as drinking from mama’s bedside table water glass
December 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Trying to explain to my kids the difference between me having eaten the last piece of pie, not having eaten the whole pie
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
It’s amazing how going from very bad sleep to merely bad sleep can improve your entire outlook on life
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Good Morning
November 30, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’ve been trying to have better posture/less tension at least a little bit and it is kinda nuts how much I tense up my shoulders for absolutely no reason
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I meant to this year but 2026 I think I will get proficient at using a sewing machine
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Cranberry upside down cake in the oven ama
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Me, to 2 and 4yo: give the baby space!

Also me: [inserting my nose directly into his mouth to get a good huff of baby breath]
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I wish my grandma were still alive for a lot of reasons but I really would’ve loved to hear her thoughts on being a mom. She was the best conversationalist and I would’ve loved to talk to her about it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Making Marry Me Chicken tonight. God who is not bound by time and space has made it work in advance
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Love walking away from the table and returning to 18 photos of the lunch I was eating (leftover lasagna) on my phone
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM