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Twitter refugee working through despondency in this era of rampant corruption and incalcuable stupidity.
Did anyone listen to Brady actually speak before they gave him $225M? Like nails across a chalk board.
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Did anyone listen to Brady actually speak before they gave him $225M? Like nails across a chalk board.
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Nazi Elmo’s dipshits
February 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nazi Elmo’s dipshits
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Cuz it was staged,FAKE NEWS ! EarGate was fake,though they killed one of Chump's Hate
Rally attendees !
Rally attendees !
January 27, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Cuz it was staged,FAKE NEWS ! EarGate was fake,though they killed one of Chump's Hate
Rally attendees !
Rally attendees !
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we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.
January 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
we have a president with a tenuous grip on small legislative majorities who is out of the gate with a flurry of dramatically unpopular orders and who has just demonstrated his weakness on the international stage. if i were an elected member of his domestic opposition, i might try to draw real blood.
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christ this is tragic. one of the best rap jams of all time and the maga crowd couldn’t BE more bored. as @jimmybfox on threads said, “they got the Doggfather looking like a wedding DJ.”
you didn't have to do this, Snoop.
you didn't have to do this, Snoop.
January 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
christ this is tragic. one of the best rap jams of all time and the maga crowd couldn’t BE more bored. as @jimmybfox on threads said, “they got the Doggfather looking like a wedding DJ.”
you didn't have to do this, Snoop.
you didn't have to do this, Snoop.
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
Y'all, I don't know who needs to hear this, and I'm not judging anyone's situation, but TIP YOUR DAMN UBER DRIVERS! As a rider, I literally tip every time. And as a driver, y'all stingy AF! I keep my damn mouth shut and e'reything..
January 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Y'all, I don't know who needs to hear this, and I'm not judging anyone's situation, but TIP YOUR DAMN UBER DRIVERS! As a rider, I literally tip every time. And as a driver, y'all stingy AF! I keep my damn mouth shut and e'reything..
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as a weary former news junkie who hasn’t watched a single minute of cable news since the election, this tracks
Americans are exhausted by political news, AP-NORC poll reports. TV ratings show they're tuning out
The poll found nearly two-thirds of Americans saying they've found the need recently to cut down on their consumption of political and government news.
www.pbs.org
December 29, 2024 at 3:23 PM
as a weary former news junkie who hasn’t watched a single minute of cable news since the election, this tracks
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An accurate analysis of Trump and his behaviors & statements, etc., during the last eight years, reveals, it's that you can't invest too much personal, mental, and emotional energy in reacting to what he says he's going to do.
Donald Trump has no fucking idea what he's going to do.
Donald Trump has no fucking idea what he's going to do.
December 23, 2024 at 2:07 AM
An accurate analysis of Trump and his behaviors & statements, etc., during the last eight years, reveals, it's that you can't invest too much personal, mental, and emotional energy in reacting to what he says he's going to do.
Donald Trump has no fucking idea what he's going to do.
Donald Trump has no fucking idea what he's going to do.
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36 years ago tonight, an underrated classic.
Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse
The strangest and greatest assortment of guests ever. 😂😂
Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse
The strangest and greatest assortment of guests ever. 😂😂
December 21, 2024 at 11:14 PM
36 years ago tonight, an underrated classic.
Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse
The strangest and greatest assortment of guests ever. 😂😂
Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse
The strangest and greatest assortment of guests ever. 😂😂
Anyone else see an active volcanoe yesterday? Just me? Cool..#guatemala
December 22, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Anyone else see an active volcanoe yesterday? Just me? Cool..#guatemala
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The dumbest perp walk in history. Adams and the NYPD just made him a bigger folk hero.
December 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
The dumbest perp walk in history. Adams and the NYPD just made him a bigger folk hero.
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My goddaughter listened to funkytown 45 times in a row and still kept asking to hear it again. I feel like I just won an award. She has my taste in disco.
December 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
My goddaughter listened to funkytown 45 times in a row and still kept asking to hear it again. I feel like I just won an award. She has my taste in disco.
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get your shit together ladies or a bunch of dudes you'd never ever fuck won't fuck you
women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
December 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
get your shit together ladies or a bunch of dudes you'd never ever fuck won't fuck you
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“This is actually how democracy dies”: Experts denounce ABC's settlement of Trump’s lawsuit.
'This is actually how democracy dies': Experts denounce ABC's settlement of Trump lawsuit
Experts and critics of Donald Trump spoke out on Saturday after it was reported that ABC has agreed to give $15 million to Trump’s presidential library to resolve a defamation lawsuit.The Associated P...
www.rawstory.com
December 15, 2024 at 1:28 AM
“This is actually how democracy dies”: Experts denounce ABC's settlement of Trump’s lawsuit.
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December 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Polio vaccines work.
December 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Polio vaccines work.
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Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.
December 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.
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Man, I’ll tell you something. If Garland refuses to release the Jack Smith report based on that OLC memo about prosecuting sitting presidents, I’ll be on the fuck Garland train with all y’all. Promise.
December 13, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Man, I’ll tell you something. If Garland refuses to release the Jack Smith report based on that OLC memo about prosecuting sitting presidents, I’ll be on the fuck Garland train with all y’all. Promise.
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To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
December 11, 2024 at 9:53 PM
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
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December 12, 2024 at 1:55 AM