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jailers fitted me with the temu ball and chain
July 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
jailers fitted me with the temu ball and chain
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when you fall asleep with your soul open
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 AM
when you fall asleep with your soul open
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in the galactic space council there's this one politician from jupiter who's always so gassy. i see him fumbling with his malfunctioning pressure regulator as he tries to push up to pluto's representative but he's so obvious about it. fumes everywhere, man. get me out of here.
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
in the galactic space council there's this one politician from jupiter who's always so gassy. i see him fumbling with his malfunctioning pressure regulator as he tries to push up to pluto's representative but he's so obvious about it. fumes everywhere, man. get me out of here.
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this 20s depression is going to be a lot like the last one in that it'll be a heyday for animators but instead of mickey mouse it's gonna be sfm porn
April 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
this 20s depression is going to be a lot like the last one in that it'll be a heyday for animators but instead of mickey mouse it's gonna be sfm porn
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everyone's talking about exoplanets and "life below the ice" but my allegiance is with gas city
April 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
everyone's talking about exoplanets and "life below the ice" but my allegiance is with gas city
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Will potentially live long enough to see the celebration of the first Bidenalia, a day hearkening back to an earlier golden age of abundance, wealth, agriculture, periodic renewal and liberation. Some say he was a real king but few can precisely recall.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Will potentially live long enough to see the celebration of the first Bidenalia, a day hearkening back to an earlier golden age of abundance, wealth, agriculture, periodic renewal and liberation. Some say he was a real king but few can precisely recall.
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Beg and Plead for 8 Red Coins
March 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Beg and Plead for 8 Red Coins
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what if instead of the cold war it was the clam war and there was the united states of clamerica and they had to build out their bivalvistic missile arsenal bc they were scared of a mussel gap
February 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
what if instead of the cold war it was the clam war and there was the united states of clamerica and they had to build out their bivalvistic missile arsenal bc they were scared of a mussel gap
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new yorker consumed by The Pollen: badda bing badda bloom!
February 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
new yorker consumed by The Pollen: badda bing badda bloom!
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Adolf Hitler born 100 years later would’ve gotten all in on post-gamergate antiwoke grifting. posting about being a sensitive young chudcel on twitter. making concept art for em-8er. He’d be another manchild eceleb.
February 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Adolf Hitler born 100 years later would’ve gotten all in on post-gamergate antiwoke grifting. posting about being a sensitive young chudcel on twitter. making concept art for em-8er. He’d be another manchild eceleb.
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aura vertical farming. aura hydroponics. aura aquaculture. aura permaculture. aura grow lights.
February 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
aura vertical farming. aura hydroponics. aura aquaculture. aura permaculture. aura grow lights.
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maybe im part of the international sludge council and i know more about viscosity than you
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
maybe im part of the international sludge council and i know more about viscosity than you
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
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In the summer of 2015 I met Bigfoot in the Oregon woods. He was mostly a pretty chill guy but when I asked him what he thought about abortion he fractured my shin with a log.
January 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
In the summer of 2015 I met Bigfoot in the Oregon woods. He was mostly a pretty chill guy but when I asked him what he thought about abortion he fractured my shin with a log.
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you can build a computer out of anything. it doesn't matter
January 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
you can build a computer out of anything. it doesn't matter
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raw as fuck this should be real
January 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
raw as fuck this should be real
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Trump isn't even the president and the american right is fracturing. People keep comparing America to Weimar but are we ready for it to actually be interwar Austria
December 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Trump isn't even the president and the american right is fracturing. People keep comparing America to Weimar but are we ready for it to actually be interwar Austria
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Remember, kids: Never, ever, under any circumstances, demand better from the people that just expect you to vote for them no matter what. Just don’t do it or you’ll never hear the last of it when they lose because they ran a shitty campaign.
December 26, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Remember, kids: Never, ever, under any circumstances, demand better from the people that just expect you to vote for them no matter what. Just don’t do it or you’ll never hear the last of it when they lose because they ran a shitty campaign.
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putting up one big christmas light
December 23, 2024 at 5:55 AM
putting up one big christmas light
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Happy Hawktuanukkah to all who celebrate
December 20, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Happy Hawktuanukkah to all who celebrate
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bluesky is adding an "only boorish oafs can interact" setting
December 19, 2024 at 6:42 PM
bluesky is adding an "only boorish oafs can interact" setting