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In recent years i have discovered audiobooks. I've hit a huge bump though: english language books are hard to get. Especially for acceptable rates. Dutch libraries offer yearly membership for €60. This includes 10 audiobooks/3 weeks! It doesn't include an extensive choice of English, though. 🧵
I know what this is! Remember Ukraine hitting a Russian submarine in a Russian harbor? This mushy dementia brain twisted that into this. The brain is a magnificent thing, when functioning well, it can do extraordinary things. When broken, wel...
CNN broadcast audio of Trump obliviously announcing land strikes on Venezuela during an obscure radio interview last Friday
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I know what this is! Remember Ukraine hitting a Russian submarine in a Russian harbor? This mushy dementia brain twisted that into this. The brain is a magnificent thing, when functioning well, it can do extraordinary things. When broken, wel...
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Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Absent-Mindedly Snacks On Constitution
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Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
December 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39
So, not even Christmas is sacred anymore... I thought they were proud Christians and all, but being an atheist i must've missed the memo...
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
So, not even Christmas is sacred anymore... I thought they were proud Christians and all, but being an atheist i must've missed the memo...
Anyone involved in approving this shit? Or once again the US going rogue? Over more oil?
I wish this would end!
I wish this would end!
US carries out airstrikes against Islamic State ‘terrorist scum’ in Nigeria, Trump says
US carries out airstrikes against Islamic State ‘terrorist scum’ in Nigeria, Trump says
President claims strikes targeted militants in country’s northwest, accusing group of attacking Christian communities
Donald Trump said the US has carried out airstrikes against Islamic State militants in northwest Nigeria on Thursday, claiming the militant group had been targeting Christians in the region.
The president said in a post on Truth Social: “Tonight, at my direction as commander in chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against Isis terrorist scum in northwest Nigeria, who have been targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians, at levels not seen for many years, and even centuries. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Anyone involved in approving this shit? Or once again the US going rogue? Over more oil?
I wish this would end!
I wish this would end!
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is one of our favorites!
"The guardian is a left wing mouthpiece that should be deeply embarrassed to publish this garbage."
Well, this little temper tantrum says it all.
Well, this little temper tantrum says it all.
Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
Is Trump mentally OK? A look back at the president’s unusual behavior in 2025
Trump has shown erratic and bizarre behavior throughout the year, leading to questions about his mental acuity
www.theguardian.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"The guardian is a left wing mouthpiece that should be deeply embarrassed to publish this garbage."
Well, this little temper tantrum says it all.
Well, this little temper tantrum says it all.
Vooral de respons is de moeite waard! 😅
Uit de NRC:
Het slagschip, een varend fort, werd na de Tweede Wereldoorlog afgedankt. De Amerikaanse president wil er weer twintig laten bouwen. „Het verkeerde antwoord op de militaire uitdagingen van nu.”
www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2025/...
Het slagschip, een varend fort, werd na de Tweede Wereldoorlog afgedankt. De Amerikaanse president wil er weer twintig laten bouwen. „Het verkeerde antwoord op de militaire uitdagingen van nu.”
www.nrc.nl/nieuws/2025/...
Nieuwe slagschepen voor Trumps ‘Gouden Vloot’
Trump-klasse: Het slagschip, een varend fort, werd na de Tweede Wereldoorlog afgedankt. De Amerikaanse president wil er weer twintig laten bouwen. „Het verkeerde antwoord op de militaire uitdagingen v...
www.nrc.nl
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Vooral de respons is de moeite waard! 😅
United States of ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!? Do you even know what censorship is???
Met visumsanctie voor Breton straft Trump Europa om internetregels
Met visumsanctie voor Breton straft Trump Europa om internetregels
Met de visumrestricties voor oud-commissaris Thierry Breton neemt het Witte Huis het overduidelijk op voor Amerikaanse techbedrijven. Mensen die zich inzetten tegen verspreiding van desinformatie zijn niet langer welkom.
www.trouw.nl
December 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
United States of ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!? Do you even know what censorship is???
Aha! He's indeed declining rapidly. First off, is there one with a fish? Not to my knowledge, but better yet: none has 4 animals. Secondly: the gold standard for the test is the question to name ALL animals without prompting. Asking wich is the giraffe is a prompt, answer won't count -->
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Aha! He's indeed declining rapidly. First off, is there one with a fish? Not to my knowledge, but better yet: none has 4 animals. Secondly: the gold standard for the test is the question to name ALL animals without prompting. Asking wich is the giraffe is a prompt, answer won't count -->
Another day, another shit show. We're all very fucked, aren't we? So tomorrow I'll be going back to talk to severely traumatized ppl and it will be a breath of fresh air to hear about how they were completely annihilated by horrific stuff, and we'll laugh at their first world problems together. /S
Trump: "We're gonna need the help of robots and other forms of uhhhh, I guess you could say employment. We're gonna be employing a lot of artificial things."
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Another day, another shit show. We're all very fucked, aren't we? So tomorrow I'll be going back to talk to severely traumatized ppl and it will be a breath of fresh air to hear about how they were completely annihilated by horrific stuff, and we'll laugh at their first world problems together. /S
Facts and science are just another opinion, nothing new here. /s
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Facts and science are just another opinion, nothing new here. /s
I was going to comment on the guy in the back. But more notable is Trumps utter failure to say anything meaningful when not reading it off paper. This, my dear friends, is what cognitive decline is. He'll be okay-ish as long as his reading skills are still intact. Brace yourselves for what's coming.
Trump: "I could reduce unemployment to 2%, 1%, or practically zero by just hiring people into the federal government even though those jobs are not necessary"
December 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I was going to comment on the guy in the back. But more notable is Trumps utter failure to say anything meaningful when not reading it off paper. This, my dear friends, is what cognitive decline is. He'll be okay-ish as long as his reading skills are still intact. Brace yourselves for what's coming.
In recent years i have discovered audiobooks. I've hit a huge bump though: english language books are hard to get. Especially for acceptable rates. Dutch libraries offer yearly membership for €60. This includes 10 audiobooks/3 weeks! It doesn't include an extensive choice of English, though. 🧵
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
In recent years i have discovered audiobooks. I've hit a huge bump though: english language books are hard to get. Especially for acceptable rates. Dutch libraries offer yearly membership for €60. This includes 10 audiobooks/3 weeks! It doesn't include an extensive choice of English, though. 🧵
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Deaths in wars/conflicts between Israel & Palestine 1987-2025.
December 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Deaths in wars/conflicts between Israel & Palestine 1987-2025.
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This is an important moment, and we need to explain to the public why it's important.
An agency with the power to decide who gets to broadcast is supposed to be independent from the president so it won't abuse that power. If it's not, then we are letting the president seize the power to censor.
An agency with the power to decide who gets to broadcast is supposed to be independent from the president so it won't abuse that power. If it's not, then we are letting the president seize the power to censor.
LUHAN: Is the FCC an independent agency?
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
CARR: I think th---
L: Yes or no
C: There's a test for this in the la---
L: It's yes or no, Brendan! On your website, it simply says, man, 'the FCC is independent.' This isn't a trick question
C: The FCC is not
L: So is your website lying?
C: Possibly
December 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This is an important moment, and we need to explain to the public why it's important.
An agency with the power to decide who gets to broadcast is supposed to be independent from the president so it won't abuse that power. If it's not, then we are letting the president seize the power to censor.
An agency with the power to decide who gets to broadcast is supposed to be independent from the president so it won't abuse that power. If it's not, then we are letting the president seize the power to censor.
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Spanje draait ontdekking van Amerika terug
Spanje draait ontdekking van Amerika terug
De ontdekking van Amerika wordt na bijna vijf en een halve eeuw teruggedraaid.
speld.nl
December 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Spanje draait ontdekking van Amerika terug
Isn't it the second time this week he's sayjng "things can happen" about some horrific event? I'm having a strong sense of deja vu, and I'm sure i have less memory issues than he has...
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Isn't it the second time this week he's sayjng "things can happen" about some horrific event? I'm having a strong sense of deja vu, and I'm sure i have less memory issues than he has...
This is the fucking icing on a wat cake: American military aircraft fly over the ABC Islands (part of the Kingdom of NL) unidentified (transponder off). An American airliner reports a near hit, and having to stop ascent. There is a lot of (American) tourism there, but they're set on starting a war?
Piloten spreken van bijna-botsing met militair tankvliegtuig VS boven Curaçao
Piloten spreken van bijna-botsing met militair tankvliegtuig VS boven Curaçao
Het betrof JetBlue-vlucht 1112 op weg van Curaçao naar de luchthaven JFK in New York, in het Curaçaose luchtruim, 26 minuten na vertrek.
nos.nl
December 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
This is the fucking icing on a wat cake: American military aircraft fly over the ABC Islands (part of the Kingdom of NL) unidentified (transponder off). An American airliner reports a near hit, and having to stop ascent. There is a lot of (American) tourism there, but they're set on starting a war?
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www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/shuffalo/2025/12/13
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www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/shuffalo/2025/12/13
Play Shuffalo: Saturday, December 13, 2025
Can you make a longer word with each new letter?
www.newyorker.com
December 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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www.newyorker.com/puzzles-and-games-dept/shuffalo/2025/12/13
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USA: Executive orders signed, days since start Presidential term, post-WWII.
Trump 2 in less than one year the same number of executive orders as the total in his first term (4 years).
Trump 2 in less than one year the same number of executive orders as the total in his first term (4 years).
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
USA: Executive orders signed, days since start Presidential term, post-WWII.
Trump 2 in less than one year the same number of executive orders as the total in his first term (4 years).
Trump 2 in less than one year the same number of executive orders as the total in his first term (4 years).
They'll be building antifa headquarters first. Get bad lettering done in gold... it makes for great comedy if this wasn't the actual state of politics.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They'll be building antifa headquarters first. Get bad lettering done in gold... it makes for great comedy if this wasn't the actual state of politics.
Klimaatverandering is een hoax! Dat zie je toch meteen?! /s
De gemiddelde temperatuur over de hele dag gisteren in De Bilt bereikte de hoogste waarde voor een 10 december sinds start meting in 1901. Het 24e warmterecord dit jaar in de uitgebreide reeks.
#klimaat
#klimaat
December 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Klimaatverandering is een hoax! Dat zie je toch meteen?! /s
Has any country ever in the history of forever achieved that?
(Not an economist, asking for "the president".
(Not an economist, asking for "the president".
Trump says he doesn't know why America can't achieve 25 percent annual economic growth
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Has any country ever in the history of forever achieved that?
(Not an economist, asking for "the president".
(Not an economist, asking for "the president".
I remember Rutte actually did. "Sometimes Daddy has to..." i missed the last bit as i was vomiting. It was disgusting! (At the NATO summit in The Hague last summer). Rutte was buttrring up Trump,completely degrading the rest of the world.
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I remember Rutte actually did. "Sometimes Daddy has to..." i missed the last bit as i was vomiting. It was disgusting! (At the NATO summit in The Hague last summer). Rutte was buttrring up Trump,completely degrading the rest of the world.