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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her)

@laurajohansen.bsky.social

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Clinical research professional. UNC SPH '21. JMU '15. #VaccinesWork #PublicHealthGeek #CoolMillenialAunt I'm an introvert on social media, what could go wrong?

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 1d

She's served you well, time for seeing the (new-ish) vehicular possibilities

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 2d

Saw a video of a stripper who smacked them off some creep's face with her stiletto after realizing he was filming her, and I wish I could've tipped her from afar

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 2d

That sounds like my imminent moving process, so commiseration 😁

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 2d

I love the location, the deal got a bit scrappy but glad we've made it work

Godspeed on your run!!

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 2d

No, but I'm not terribly far!
For all intents and purposes I will be @thetate.bsky.social 's neighbor as of Friday AM 🤞🏻

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 2d

Trader Joe's checkout guy thought I was young enough to ask if I'd "gone to class today," and then gave me flowers when he heard my response that I was closing on my house this week lol

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 7d

Frankly I could use another week to prep for the onslaught that is about to be my October...

slay-cey @skilletqueso.com · 7d

i hear that billie joe armstrong saw his shadow today. 2 more weeks of september ☹️

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Tate 🦕 @thetate.bsky.social · 7d

Great show with @laurajohansen.bsky.social

Photo of Tate and Laura with the members of Pixel Grip

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Noise Rock Dad @noiserockdad.bsky.social · 8d

One thing homeownership has fundamentally changed is my attitude towards water. "Oh water! It's so great! You need it to live and it's the source of all life." BULL. WATER IS THE ENEMY.

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 8d

Had this thought last week after my Inspection - if the water is not in a pipe, I DON'T WANT IT

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 8d

I, a New Jerseyan, attended the school up the road from y'all and *I* know better than that

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 8d

OSA has such a strong mouth shape/structural component, so you're likely OK + if the tirz is helping symptoms improve/sleeping better, it's far cheaper for them to cover the med now than to pay out for sleep apnea-related sequelae later

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 9d

The weather is gonna be sh*t tomorrow and I should have gone grocery shopping today...

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 10d

It was a battle not to laugh! - that was a GREAT movie. I legitimately couldn't fully describe what the vibe/theme was for the overall film, just a really interesting tow line of a plot with some stellar acting

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 10d

Time for the most apropos movie of the week for me, "One Battle After Another"

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 11d

UNC's been embarrassing us on other stuff for years, this is just a newer, (dumber), entry into that

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 11d

She had 10/10 taste, her only culinary dislikes were pineapple, parsnips, and green peppers

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 11d

Bean, you kind of look like our (now rainbow bridged) mutt Hazel
She was also a devotee of ice cream, as well as cheese & whipped cream

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 12d

For $20 this looks pretty rad, and I'm not even a cat owner

🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 12d

just got one of these from costco because how could i not?

WAREHOUSE CAT SCRATCHER
All components are
100% Recyclable
Reversible Scratchers for 2X usage
Enclosed bottom
Minimize the mess
Cardboard
Toy included
Purrfect for
Playing & Hiding

19 in x 13 in x 18.65 in (48.26cm x 33cm x 47.37cm)

WAREHOUSE
CAT SCRATCHER
Now your cats can visit their own warehouse everyday with this double decker cat scratcher house!
Hungry shoppers can peek through the cafeteria counter. to see what kind of snacks they're in the mood for! Or check out the fun dangling shrimp toy - available at the Free Sample" window!
Two thick scratcher pads included. Upper deck doubles as a lounging area with extra scratching surface. Purrfect for single or multi-cat households, as they can be inside the club and on the roof at the same time! Both scratchers are reversible for maximum usage.

Lounging area on the roof with addifional
ScratChing surface

Front and side deers for easy scratching access
Enclosed bottom keeps messes off the floor
Reversible scratchers for 2X usage per scratcher
Fun Dangling shrimp Toy at "Free Sample"
Window!

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 12d

The home buying process has felt very prescient/metaphorical for "One Battle After Another" because my sellers have been less than ideal

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 12d

Paying the potential $1k cost for remediation to avoid possible lung cancer from radon feels worth it, imo

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 12d

@thetate.bsky.social Trip to NJ to get a small one, put that in your not-a-fireplace spot ?

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 12d

I have 10+ modules due by EOY to renew my certification(s) for HSR, GCP, and RCR. I'm gonna *lose it*

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Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 13d

But like, Bond tech from the '90s "The World Is Not Enough" feat. Denise Richards as a *nuclear physicist*

Laura Johansen, MPH (she/her) @laurajohansen.bsky.social · 15d

If it's not intended to be the DNA equiv for the Start/Stop codons, I'd be surprised