Lauren Tozer-Kilts
@lauren-tk.bsky.social
Writer, DM, Gamer, Trans, Motorcycle enthusiast
Just saw “Song Sung Blue.” Sad but in a positive way. 3.5 stars.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Just saw “Song Sung Blue.” Sad but in a positive way. 3.5 stars.
Happy bacon and cinnamon rolls for breakfast day!
(We’re having open-faced turkey sandwiches for lunch, because the family gathering is going to be super low energy)
(We’re having open-faced turkey sandwiches for lunch, because the family gathering is going to be super low energy)
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy bacon and cinnamon rolls for breakfast day!
(We’re having open-faced turkey sandwiches for lunch, because the family gathering is going to be super low energy)
(We’re having open-faced turkey sandwiches for lunch, because the family gathering is going to be super low energy)
“It’s the stuff dreams are made of.”
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“It’s the stuff dreams are made of.”
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
Drop Fortnite
"Rowling will undoubtedly receive substantial royalties from the Fortnite skins… That money will likely be funneled into her hate campaign against trans people.
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
"… over a third of… funding for the [U.K.] case came directly from Rowling…"
www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/12/fort...
Fortnite dragged for collaborating with JK Rowling after canceling Pride celebration - LGBTQ Nation
An upcoming Harry Potter x Fortnite collab got leaked.
www.lgbtqnation.com
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Drop Fortnite
My cheese and milk consumption has been elevated the last week because of holiday cheeses and hot cocoas.
It’s been delicious.
And, because of my lactose intolerance, bad.
I will not be stopped!
(Although I should probably stock up on lactaid)
It’s been delicious.
And, because of my lactose intolerance, bad.
I will not be stopped!
(Although I should probably stock up on lactaid)
December 8, 2025 at 10:24 PM
My cheese and milk consumption has been elevated the last week because of holiday cheeses and hot cocoas.
It’s been delicious.
And, because of my lactose intolerance, bad.
I will not be stopped!
(Although I should probably stock up on lactaid)
It’s been delicious.
And, because of my lactose intolerance, bad.
I will not be stopped!
(Although I should probably stock up on lactaid)
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
If JK Rowling herself doesn't separate her art from her transphobia, and has said she sees every Harry Potter fan as a fan of her transphobia, and uses every dollar she makes to fund transphobia, I need people to stop insisting they "separate art from artist" because it's beyond disingenuous atp
Just saw “”Wake Up Dead Man.”
Acting good
Lighting spectacular
Story … it didn’t suck was hoping for more
Acting good
Lighting spectacular
Story … it didn’t suck was hoping for more
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just saw “”Wake Up Dead Man.”
Acting good
Lighting spectacular
Story … it didn’t suck was hoping for more
Acting good
Lighting spectacular
Story … it didn’t suck was hoping for more
I am printing loud keychain whistles.
You never know when you’re going to need a loud whistle close to hand…and hand out.
You never know when you’re going to need a loud whistle close to hand…and hand out.
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I am printing loud keychain whistles.
You never know when you’re going to need a loud whistle close to hand…and hand out.
You never know when you’re going to need a loud whistle close to hand…and hand out.
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
Trump and the Supreme Court justices killed these women
NEW: ProPublica has found multiple cases of women with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
Tierra Walker, a 37-year-old mother, was told by doctors there was no emergency before preeclampsia killed her.
Tierra Walker, a 37-year-old mother, was told by doctors there was no emergency before preeclampsia killed her.
“Ticking Time Bomb”: A Pregnant Mother Kept Getting Sicker. She Died After She Couldn’t Get an Abortion in Texas.
Walker is one of several women ProPublica found with underlying health conditions who died when they couldn’t access abortions.
www.propublica.org
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trump and the Supreme Court justices killed these women
Phrase I never imagined hearing: “I thought I was participating in a completely legal goat burning tradition”
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Phrase I never imagined hearing: “I thought I was participating in a completely legal goat burning tradition”
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Shel had knee surgery today. Her prognosis is very good.
I, on the other hand, had a very bad day trying to get her scrips filled.
I, on the other hand, had a very bad day trying to get her scrips filled.
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Shel had knee surgery today. Her prognosis is very good.
I, on the other hand, had a very bad day trying to get her scrips filled.
I, on the other hand, had a very bad day trying to get her scrips filled.
Just saw “The Running Man” (2025).
Less campy than the Arny version but still pretty good. Three stars.
Less campy than the Arny version but still pretty good. Three stars.
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Just saw “The Running Man” (2025).
Less campy than the Arny version but still pretty good. Three stars.
Less campy than the Arny version but still pretty good. Three stars.
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
I hate when cartoonists follow me to therapy sessions
It's the ABCs of ADHD today, in a new DORK TOWER MONDAY (Tuesday Edition). Up now at the Mothership:
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I hate when cartoonists follow me to therapy sessions
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
It's the ABCs of ADHD today, in a new DORK TOWER MONDAY (Tuesday Edition). Up now at the Mothership:
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's the ABCs of ADHD today, in a new DORK TOWER MONDAY (Tuesday Edition). Up now at the Mothership:
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
www.dorktower.com/2025/11/10/a...
Repost/Reblog/Repeat, please and thank you!
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
They got cute and used Senators not up for re-election next year or ones that were retiring for the surrender vote.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
So here's the metric we use instead:
If you aren't pushing for a new Democratic leader in the Senate *immediately,* you're out on your ass.
CHARITY ONE-SHOT
“How the Romulan Stole Christmas”
Seat Fee: $25 donation to your local food bank
Star Trek Adventures — 2e — pregens — beginner friendly
One-shot (3 to 4 hours)
Platforms: Roll20 and Discord
Seats Remaining: 3 of 5
PM me if you are interested.
“How the Romulan Stole Christmas”
Seat Fee: $25 donation to your local food bank
Star Trek Adventures — 2e — pregens — beginner friendly
One-shot (3 to 4 hours)
Platforms: Roll20 and Discord
Seats Remaining: 3 of 5
PM me if you are interested.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
CHARITY ONE-SHOT
“How the Romulan Stole Christmas”
Seat Fee: $25 donation to your local food bank
Star Trek Adventures — 2e — pregens — beginner friendly
One-shot (3 to 4 hours)
Platforms: Roll20 and Discord
Seats Remaining: 3 of 5
PM me if you are interested.
“How the Romulan Stole Christmas”
Seat Fee: $25 donation to your local food bank
Star Trek Adventures — 2e — pregens — beginner friendly
One-shot (3 to 4 hours)
Platforms: Roll20 and Discord
Seats Remaining: 3 of 5
PM me if you are interested.
Oooffff…
I am in a marathon NPC rebuild. Due to some backend changes on the VTT I use, the simple D&D 2014 to 2024 npc conversions all got broken.
I am halfway, number wise, through the rebuild. That said, all the NPCs with custom touches lay ahead.
I am in a marathon NPC rebuild. Due to some backend changes on the VTT I use, the simple D&D 2014 to 2024 npc conversions all got broken.
I am halfway, number wise, through the rebuild. That said, all the NPCs with custom touches lay ahead.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oooffff…
I am in a marathon NPC rebuild. Due to some backend changes on the VTT I use, the simple D&D 2014 to 2024 npc conversions all got broken.
I am halfway, number wise, through the rebuild. That said, all the NPCs with custom touches lay ahead.
I am in a marathon NPC rebuild. Due to some backend changes on the VTT I use, the simple D&D 2014 to 2024 npc conversions all got broken.
I am halfway, number wise, through the rebuild. That said, all the NPCs with custom touches lay ahead.
Just saw “Bugonia.”
Far bloodier than we were expecting.
Shel liked it. I didn’t, but can’t discuss here because spoilers.
Far bloodier than we were expecting.
Shel liked it. I didn’t, but can’t discuss here because spoilers.
November 1, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Just saw “Bugonia.”
Far bloodier than we were expecting.
Shel liked it. I didn’t, but can’t discuss here because spoilers.
Far bloodier than we were expecting.
Shel liked it. I didn’t, but can’t discuss here because spoilers.
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
"Elon Musk, X owner and advocate of civil war" would be a useful shorthand to adopt, until he retracts his call for pre-emptive political violence in our country as an existential necessity
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"Elon Musk, X owner and advocate of civil war" would be a useful shorthand to adopt, until he retracts his call for pre-emptive political violence in our country as an existential necessity
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
CAN I GET A 'FUCK ICE' IN CHAT
ICE is only as old as the Kangaroo Jack movie and neither needed to exist
September 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Testing a theory:
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
Timeline cleanse: please watch this a couple of times.
October 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Timeline cleanse: please watch this a couple of times.
Reposted by Lauren Tozer-Kilts
i took a stab at editing ezra klein’s most recent comments about trans people and electoral politics to make a point often lost by the american liberal commentariat
![Klein: I think, from your perspective and from my perspective, we probably don’t believe hugely different things. But a huge amount of the country, a majority of the country, believes things about [edit: the jews], about what policy should be toward [edit: the jews], about what language is acceptable to [edit: the jews], that we would see as fundamentally and morally wrong.
And what politically — not in a column or something, but politically — should our relationship with those people be? Do we win them over? Do we compromise with them?
This feels like a very salient question. The Republican Party is going to make sure this is a relentlessly salient question.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qqx7bauacsfwi7yufzfqio32/bafkreifs4mi34rjqmefdfpu42ms3nwz7h4ldmccn6xggr366kwlhxelq74@jpeg)
September 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i took a stab at editing ezra klein’s most recent comments about trans people and electoral politics to make a point often lost by the american liberal commentariat