Lauren Vail
@laurenevail.bsky.social
🇨🇦, Dog mom, Avid reader, tennis fan, gardener, house plant enthusiast. Accountant by profession. Views are my own, not the views of my firm.
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Lauren Vail
@laurenevail.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!
Laying in a hotel room with room service and heading to the cottage 🩷
So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.
So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.
December 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Laying in a hotel room with room service and heading to the cottage 🩷
So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.
So glad I insisted on a hotel stay rather than bunking with the in-laws. A decision made before Heated Rivalry existed.
Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.
October 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Jeter is so salty that the Jays are leading and he can fuck right off.
THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
THE TORONTO FUCKING BLUE JAYS
The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂😂
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Dodgers’ gaffer looks absolutely disgusted 😂😂😂😂😂
Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Blue Jays are in the blood. My grandmother was a diehard fan and I am so sad she died before seeing her beloved Jays go to the World Series. Here are the cookies we had at the wake after DAAAA YANKEES LOSE
BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
ALT: kermit the frog is dancing in front of a red curtain on a stage .
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
BLUE JAYS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! 🥳🥵🚠
September 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hiked up the equivalent of 25 flights of stairs and didn’t have a heart attack! 🥳🥵🚠
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go birds fuck ICE free Palestine
September 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
go birds fuck ICE free Palestine
We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…
September 15, 2025 at 2:18 AM
We have found gin bar in Whistler with 60 gins and are trying flights. This is the most pretentious thing I have ever done with my husband … I’ll be here every night this week…
There’s something about BC that makes a person go “yes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
There’s something about BC that makes a person go “yes I go on nature hikes and subsist off clif bars for lunch”
Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? 🤪
September 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Been travelling all afternoon and now have the US Open final on. Based on the scoreline I assume not a classic? 🤪
He’s injured Felix, GET HIM
September 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
He’s injured Felix, GET HIM
Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.
September 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Tennis is so precious. Like imagine hockey players saying they can't do a face-off because it's too loud in the rink.
Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!
September 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Rafa’s little brother is coming home in 4 weeks. We need a name!
Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.
September 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Quite a roar from Felix. Allez! Let those claws out.
Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🤣
September 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Ben: "200 km/h serve! That's like Mario Tennis stats" 🤣
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Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak).
This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
Once again, my love of the 3-setter was affirmed. Incredible night of tennis.
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Best of 3, 10-point tiebreaks if needed in the 1st 2 sets, play out the final set (no tiebreak).
This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
This is the perfect Grand Slam format and the sport should switch to it and also pay me all the money.
Alcaraz v. Sinner final
thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Alcaraz v. Sinner final
Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!
September 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Go Felix! You won’t win, but it would be crazy if you did!!
I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.
September 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I fucking hate Colleen. Get her off my TV.
Cliff Drysdale signing off for the last time is making me teary.
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Cliff Drysdale signing off for the last time is making me teary.
Poor Musetti is just target practice out there.
September 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Poor Musetti is just target practice out there.
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... is Naomi Osaka going to win the US Open?
September 4, 2025 at 12:46 AM
... is Naomi Osaka going to win the US Open?