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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
July 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
All I think about when I hear people say that it’s bad taste to dance on Hulk Hogan’s grave is that Emmett Till’s monument had to be replaced with a 500lb steel bulletproof monument because white people simply won’t stop riddling it with bullets. So now it just has tons of dents. From bullets.
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Me after half-watching the Tour all month: I’m pretty sure this guy Teddy Focaccia is absolutely wreckin one Johnny Vinegar yeah?
July 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Me after half-watching the Tour all month: I’m pretty sure this guy Teddy Focaccia is absolutely wreckin one Johnny Vinegar yeah?
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Let’s be clear that abortion can be effectively banned in this country without Congress passing a law but as a result of multiple moves that make it impossible to access.
The intent of today’s Supreme Court ruling—and of Trump’s budget bill—is to shutter as many abortion clinics as possible
The intent of today’s Supreme Court ruling—and of Trump’s budget bill—is to shutter as many abortion clinics as possible
June 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Let’s be clear that abortion can be effectively banned in this country without Congress passing a law but as a result of multiple moves that make it impossible to access.
The intent of today’s Supreme Court ruling—and of Trump’s budget bill—is to shutter as many abortion clinics as possible
The intent of today’s Supreme Court ruling—and of Trump’s budget bill—is to shutter as many abortion clinics as possible
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A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible
June 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
A party that actually wanted to mobilize young and disillusioned voters would be studying Zohran Mamdani’s campaign like the Bible
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June 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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In one month, the US spent more than $500,000 on at least 30 YouTube ads that threaten undocumented migrants with deportation and a ban on reentry. The campaign, led by Kristi Noem, includes messages that criminalize migrants and promote “self-deportation” through the CBP One app.
From April:
From April:
The US Has Spent Over $500,000 on Hyper-Targeted YouTube Ads to Discourage Irregular Migration
A WIRED investigation reveals that the US Department of Homeland Security has deployed at least 30 YouTube ads since April 1 to threaten irregular migrants with deportation and a ban on reentry.
www.wired.com
June 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In one month, the US spent more than $500,000 on at least 30 YouTube ads that threaten undocumented migrants with deportation and a ban on reentry. The campaign, led by Kristi Noem, includes messages that criminalize migrants and promote “self-deportation” through the CBP One app.
From April:
From April:
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From @theathletic.bsky.social: The Florida Panthers have defeated the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final for the second straight year, becoming just the third team since 1998 to win back-to-back titles.
Panthers beat Oilers, win Stanley Cup for second straight season: Live updates and reaction from Game 6
Florida clinches its second straight title on the back of Sam Reinhart’s four-goal performance in Game 6
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June 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
From @theathletic.bsky.social: The Florida Panthers have defeated the Edmonton Oilers in the Stanley Cup Final for the second straight year, becoming just the third team since 1998 to win back-to-back titles.
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the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
June 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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Defector Music Club reminisces over Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Emotion' defector.com/defector-mus...
Defector Music Club Really Really Really Really Really Really Likes Carly Rae Jepsen | Defector
Welcome to Defector Music Club, where a number of our writers get together to dish about an album. Today, Kathryn Xu, Lauren Theisen, Luis Paez-Pumar, and Kelsey McKinney reminisce over Carly Rae…
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May 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Defector Music Club reminisces over Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Emotion' defector.com/defector-mus...
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yike
BREAKING
Charles Kushner, the father of Jared Kushner, has had his nomination to serve as US Ambassador to France confirmed by the Senate.
Notably: Cory Booker voted to advance his nomination.
Here’s what former US Attorney Chris Christie said about the crimes Kushner committed.
Charles Kushner, the father of Jared Kushner, has had his nomination to serve as US Ambassador to France confirmed by the Senate.
Notably: Cory Booker voted to advance his nomination.
Here’s what former US Attorney Chris Christie said about the crimes Kushner committed.
May 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yike
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This is a call from Camp Bryan Federal Prison from *deep voice* Elizabeth Press one to accept the charges. *BEEP*
ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.
May 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This is a call from Camp Bryan Federal Prison from *deep voice* Elizabeth Press one to accept the charges. *BEEP*
ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.
ELIZABETH HOLMES: I have another blood idea.
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Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…
April 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Pritzker: Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research…
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someone took my bag! it had my wallet and keys. And my office badge! And $3000 in cash and a big emerald and a pound of fresh saffron threads and i think an open package of Certs.
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
someone took my bag! it had my wallet and keys. And my office badge! And $3000 in cash and a big emerald and a pound of fresh saffron threads and i think an open package of Certs.
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packing a bag for a Sunday night dinner: enough cash to leave the country, checkbook, work ID badge, birth certificate, social security card, makeup bag, passport, bearer bonds, travelers checks, Apple ID password written out on an index card, gold bars, diamonds in little velvet pouches, mints
April 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
packing a bag for a Sunday night dinner: enough cash to leave the country, checkbook, work ID badge, birth certificate, social security card, makeup bag, passport, bearer bonds, travelers checks, Apple ID password written out on an index card, gold bars, diamonds in little velvet pouches, mints
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the murder rate in NYC under Dinkins was 14.5. Last year it was 3.9. The property crime rate under Dinkins was 6,029. Last year it was 777.5. why would you want to return to anything resembling the era of Mayor Dinkins
34,000 already employed by NYPD. Before overtime, $11 billion in taxpayer funds. Largest police force in world.
Cuomo calling for 5000 more. Base starting salary alone: $300 million more.
Could instead fund violence interruption & summer youth employment in every NYC neighborhood for 5 years.
Cuomo calling for 5000 more. Base starting salary alone: $300 million more.
Could instead fund violence interruption & summer youth employment in every NYC neighborhood for 5 years.
March 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
the murder rate in NYC under Dinkins was 14.5. Last year it was 3.9. The property crime rate under Dinkins was 6,029. Last year it was 777.5. why would you want to return to anything resembling the era of Mayor Dinkins
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Getting back on my Cassandra bullshit. Mark my words: Elon and Trump are going to nuke the economy if they do what they want, and April 4th will signal the beginning of reality check season. www.splinter.com/what-elon-an...
What Elon and Trump's Economic Crash Could Look Like
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
www.splinter.com
February 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Getting back on my Cassandra bullshit. Mark my words: Elon and Trump are going to nuke the economy if they do what they want, and April 4th will signal the beginning of reality check season. www.splinter.com/what-elon-an...
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Shrewd strategy for saving the country is to let it die
Chuck Schumer’s advice for Democrats staring at a long two or more years out of power: Just wait.
“Trump will screw up,” he tells Semafor in an interview.
“Trump will screw up,” he tells Semafor in an interview.
‘Trump will screw up’: Schumer plots the Democratic comeback
The Senate minority leader talked to Semafor about his approach to the president’s polarizing uses of executive power.
www.semafor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Shrewd strategy for saving the country is to let it die
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ISU Statement - American Airlines flight
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ISU Statement - American Airlines flightdown-arrow
The International Skating Union (ISU) and the global skating community are deeply shocked by the tragic accident involving an American Airlines flight in Washington, D.C. last night. We are heartbroke...
www.isu.org
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 AM
ISU Statement - American Airlines flight
www.isu.org/news/isu-sta...
www.isu.org/news/isu-sta...
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Did a commute write this
Opinion | I love my long commute. You should, too.
In the darkness, mile markers, rivers and small towns are an atlas for a rural commuter’s life.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Did a commute write this