In middle school we were allowed to have hard candy, and we all tried to choke these down like they were good. But they just tasted like chocolate flavored spit

Just so much telling on oneself

It’s very telling that his actions prevent him from representing Harvard in public but not teaching their students. “Keep trying to fuck your students, Larry, we just don’t want to know about it”

Linda. I CACKLED.

I will read eight million words of bad writer on bad writer violence

These people need to report to The Hague for their persistent torturing of metaphors

watch interviews they've done together on YouTube. The two of them are so feisty and hilarious together! Off the charts chemistry

Truly, scribbled in the rear-facing seat of my parents’ wood paneled station wagon writing

This is rainbow unicorn diary with a cheap plastic lock writing oh my GOD

The way I hear this in the voice of the guy in your MFA program who thought he was better than this workshop, followed by the collective sigh from the rest of the class when they realized that fuckin’ guy was speaking AGAIN