Lauren Morrill
@laurenmorrill.bsky.social
Author of spicy romcoms, co-owner of Good Girl Books (Knoxville), ravenous romance reader, and inveterate yapper.
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Lauren Morrill
@laurenmorrill.bsky.social
· Apr 30
Whelp, I have some big news! My good friend Rayanne has been running a mobile romance book truck for the last year, and she’s done so well that it’s time to open a brick and mortar. And that’s where I come in! I’m going into business with her to bring Good Girl Books THE STORE to Knoxville!
There is a table full of Campus Crusaders/future divorced dads sitting next to me talking about how important it is to date a girl who believes a man is the head of the household, and not one of them gives off “more than one bath towel” vibes.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
There is a table full of Campus Crusaders/future divorced dads sitting next to me talking about how important it is to date a girl who believes a man is the head of the household, and not one of them gives off “more than one bath towel” vibes.
Well I guess at least now we’re getting the Epstein Files?
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Well I guess at least now we’re getting the Epstein Files?
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Exactly, they basically gave Rs a win. It’s like rejecting the layup in favor of seeing if you can make a winning 3-pointer from the parking lot and then being like, “Well, we did what we could, you just didn’t understand the vision.” -H
Caving for nothing means that Democrats are the ones responsible for the shutdown because they could have taken this shit deal weeks ago.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Exactly, they basically gave Rs a win. It’s like rejecting the layup in favor of seeing if you can make a winning 3-pointer from the parking lot and then being like, “Well, we did what we could, you just didn’t understand the vision.” -H
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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What was the fucking point?
What.
Was.
The.
Fucking.
Point?
What.
Was.
The.
Fucking.
Point?
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What was the fucking point?
What.
Was.
The.
Fucking.
Point?
What.
Was.
The.
Fucking.
Point?
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Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just imagining the meeting where they must have been like “they might cancel my flight? Time to kill the sick.”
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schumer: don't worry, I've got us right where they want us
November 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
schumer: don't worry, I've got us right where they want us
"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"The GOP promises to hold a vote to extend subsidies" is just "The Roadrunner has painted a tunnel on the side of this mountain" but in a different font.
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Sir Thomas More: a man for all seasons.
Mr Chuck Schumer: a man for literally no seasons, at all.
Mr Chuck Schumer: a man for literally no seasons, at all.
November 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sir Thomas More: a man for all seasons.
Mr Chuck Schumer: a man for literally no seasons, at all.
Mr Chuck Schumer: a man for literally no seasons, at all.
ICE agents in Chicago are gonna put their coats on under their tactical vests, aren’t they … like their mom made them put on a coat under their Halloween costume
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
ICE agents in Chicago are gonna put their coats on under their tactical vests, aren’t they … like their mom made them put on a coat under their Halloween costume
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
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Remember when Ozzy had to testify in a wrongful death suit against him because he once sang a song about suicide?
Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Remember when Ozzy had to testify in a wrongful death suit against him because he once sang a song about suicide?
Zoom in on that woman on the far right. She looks like someone told her that if she comes with them she'll get Hamilton tickets and now she doesn't know how to leave.
Mike Johnson: "I think the midterm is gonna be a great one for us. We have a very favorable election map on the Republican side and it will be even more favorable once all the redistricting, uh, stuff has settled out."
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Zoom in on that woman on the far right. She looks like someone told her that if she comes with them she'll get Hamilton tickets and now she doesn't know how to leave.
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make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
make them answer for why they care more about checking a child’s underwear than whether you can afford your electric bill!
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
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If I was a GOP strategist, I’d be pretty worried about diluting my safe +15 districts into a bunch of +5 gerrymandered districts after tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
If I was a GOP strategist, I’d be pretty worried about diluting my safe +15 districts into a bunch of +5 gerrymandered districts after tonight.
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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If you're in line to say "I told you so" to Democratic pundits, stay in line.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 AM
If you're in line to say "I told you so" to Democratic pundits, stay in line.
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I need a live feed of the white bronco getting on the turnpike towards 95 south
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I need a live feed of the white bronco getting on the turnpike towards 95 south
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
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this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die
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It's just really weird seeing clips of this nice little guy in his suit meeting people in New York and smiling and saying kind things to everyone he meets, clearly beloved by all who know him, and then reading how he's characterised by the Right.
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's just really weird seeing clips of this nice little guy in his suit meeting people in New York and smiling and saying kind things to everyone he meets, clearly beloved by all who know him, and then reading how he's characterised by the Right.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends